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*Hits you with a slapjack (either one that Stevie Ray used) for bringing that up again.*

I know, move him to Smackdown and have him manage Morgan, Jones, and A-Train! They could be called...whatever Slaughter's group was called in the GI Joe movie.

Sarge as a manager would be fun. ...you know, if he was in WCW at the time, I could have seen Sarge managing the Misfits in Action

Remember what Slaughter did to Falcon in G.I. Joe movie? Well that's what he should do to Rikishi. But who would play the part of his other 3 trainees?

No, they're not associated with Raven's Mystery Ninja. I don't want the Ninja Camerman to be anywhere near being associated with Tori (AKA Tombstone Tori)

Oh, if they do make a Wrestlecrap DVD...PLEASE use Cheetum the Evil Midget! PLEASE!

Funny, I always thought that the cameramen were trained ninjas, hence why no one saw them recording things like this or Gowen and Sable's make-out session...

So...the 1993 Royal Rumble would be on it then? Let's see, you had Max Moon, El Matador, The Model, Papa Shango, High Energy, Giant Gonzales, Damien Demento, Irwin R. Schyster, Repo Man...

Eh, they have one more week. Perhaps they'll mention it then....then again, maybe not.

That's simple, in my eyes, to see. Theodore Long considers Booker T an embarassment to the African American community, especialy in wrestling, and wants to take him out. Mark Henry is following orders to destroy Booker once and for all for Mr. Long.

Even more so than Bull Nakano? They both scared the hell out of me. Although then they had AJA Kong at a Survivor Series and I could never be more scared of anyone female than I was of that woman. *Makes you dream about Luna, Nakano, Rhonda Singh, and Aja Kong all dancing for you.* Sorry, anyway...

Even more so than Bull Nakano?

That's it...all this talk about managers needed...and all the commercials for Devastation University...talking about how to become a wrestler, manager, referee, or valet... I'm going to Devastation U to become a manager (and referee as backup)!

I don't think they really try as hard as they could with managers nowadays. Only Heyman's efforts really worked. Long, if he had more to work with, would probably work better too. And almost all the time, female valets will overshadow male wrestlers. Liz, Sapphire, and SHerri were the only 3 exceptions I can think of.

And the one guy who WAS a major success that he managed...became one without him. I think you know who I mean.

^^^^^^^ Then what's the explaination for a guy like DiBiase managing slugs like Kama, the out-of-date Volkoff, Tatanka, Bigelow, and Sid? He was WAY more over than ANY of them...

You forgot to mention "and not Stephanie McMahon like in early 2002." Just wanted to remind you of that.

Except Goldust.

Hardy...dunno. Christian and Jericho will be on the card. They'll be facing... ... .. .. TRISH AND LITA!

Hey, it's Roadblock from G.I. Joe! ...now where's Cobra Commander to hiss "Was once a man..."

OK...we all know that Triple H thinks he's the second coming of Ric Flair. And we've jokingly said that Trips was trying to make Bubba into his version of Dusty Rhodes. For kicks...let's try and figure out who would fit in current WWE as old school Flair opponents. Who would be Triple H's version of Ric Flair's... Sting Barry Whindham Harley Race Dusty Rhodes Terry Funk Randy Savage Roddy Piper Hulk Hogan Ricky Steamboat Lex Luger ...I think that's all the major ones.

You forgot for Linda... "It takes time to develop new talent..." Had to add that. Oh, and keep Al and Demoness 2 (aka Torrie) off TV. Demoness 1 is Stephanie, BTW.

He used it against Show to win a match, I believe.

Real life...I think only Angel. E-Fed...I had my David Flair do it to Steve Austin once. And my David Flair is on par with a Ric Flair of the same age, if not slightly better. Now, if only reality could match that...*sigh*

Or, catch his leg as he goes for the kick, and turn it into a submission. Angle proved that theory could work.