Conspiracy_Victim

Don't forget the Kool Aid That comes after guys start going over to the ECW brand, or someone (CM Punk?) runs out and decks someone during a match a la The Invasion.

And so it begins. "Bingo hall" and "Paul Heyman" references for everyone!

I don't think the crowd is quite sure what to make of this. It's so death-throes WCW.

He's SHOOTIN' Tonay! OK maybe not.

Gregory Dark, the man who brought you softcore porn and Britney Spears, now brings you Kane. And Styles is HARDCORE!

Kane killed Charlie Haas on May 19th. Haas is merely a ghost that we can see but Kane can't. Then Kane had sex with Haas' corpse.

So post Spirit Squad, he'll be calling himself Nicky Christopher? Then Grand Master Nicky? Wouldn't it be Grand Master Nick-ay?

Charlie Haas is everywhere?

RVD/Carlito vs. Shelton/Masters? Haven't they done this one? Should still be interesting.

They better be. They'll get HUGE ratings for bringing em back. And it'll make for great storylines. I want the WWE to get back to like WWF in 98 again. The attitude era was GREAT. Yeah, HHH and HBK going over everyone again! It would be just like.... uhhh.... a month ago?

Soccer and "Take Me Out to the Ballgame". Yeah sorry Gatorade, I don't see soccer ever getting huge in the USA. We could win the next 4 World Cups and the vast majority of Americans would forget about them the month after they happened.

The fact that they're even pimping Ken as world champ material is interesting. No way in hell it actually happens, but at least they're talking about how it's a possibility.

Good call on the Rapid Delivery. Gotta go change that.

Poor Rapid Delivery. Don't get hurt. Edited since I can't remember MTV from 4 years ago.

Impressive High Spirits on HBK there.

So, "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me" eh Eugene? So much for THAT old saying.

It looks like she went for the RVD sell and didn't quite make it.

Shortest..hot tag segment... EVAR!

Snitsky's a face now?? Huh? Wha?

OK NOW my night's complete.

Mickie's dressed as a cheerleader? OK stop RAW my night's complete.

Zebrahead does Maria's new theme? It doesn't really fit her character.

Well, Styles is still announcing.

Kenny vs. Cena? Would this fall under "clash of styles"?

Indeed. I always get it instead of Madden. Recruiting's a lot more fun than trying to fit a team under the salary cap every year.