Conspiracy_Victim

Are they wrestling in front of cardboard cutouts? I think I can hear the beer vendors.

Did Carlito trim down the 'fro a little bit?

Not a bad HHH imitation. He forgot to screw Steffie though.

OK so they've had the screwjob and they've said that "Shawn Michaels screwed Shawn Michaels." When will Bret Hart come out and pummel Vince? This is what it HAS to lead to. Isn't it? Please?

The Spirit Squad, a jazz band, and confetti to start us off. Vince with a well, maybe not crazy old man strut but it was certainly different.

My initial setup took me a few minutes, because you set up you XBox Live account, billing address, user name, preferences, and other one time only setup options. Everything else is simple. I've had no problems or confusion about it at all. This guy just sounds like he wanted to bitch about anything, no matter how insignificant it may be.

*pages through this thread* Man, I should've started checking out this folder months ago. Coming in here now is jumping into the middle of Lost and trying to catch up with the plot. I'm gonna go back to looking at the funny pictures.

I love those commercials. Peter Stormare kicks ass.

I prefer my Mustang to any of those rice rockets. Of course, I thought it was hilarious when my friend's stock 350Z w/sport package smoked a couple of ricers on a freeway feeder a couple days ago. Basically, anything that makes those dumbasses (stupid decals, HUGE exhausts, etc.) look stupid is OK by me. However, instead we're going to get another 90 minutes of glorifying them. Ugh. I'll watch it on cable for the imports that never make it over here and that's about it. Edited to add: The "Nacho Libre" trailer is hilarious.

Well, looks like ORU threw their best shot, but Memphis is too athletic for them. Roberts might have a run or two in them but Memphis should win by about 20.

27-16 at the half, Nova. Did they get rid of the shot clock or something?

Here we go folks, everyone cheer with me: WE WANT ORAL! WE WANT ORAL! WE WANT ORAL!

So, Comedy Central would willingly pull an episode that is garnering all this attention just because they felt like it? No offense chaos, but I think Cruise is trying to cover his tracks. And yeah, divorcing Mimi and Nicole leads me to believe he is, in fact, buried in the closet and simply won't come out and admit it. I REEEEEEEEEEAAAALLY hope Parker and Stone let Hayes have it. Nothing personal, I just like it when they go after someone (see: Streisand, Barbara).

I'm not a big fan of college basketball, but I love the Tourney. Good God Bucknell's doing everything but give this game away. Three straight missed FTs after shooting 90% to that point? Jay-sus.

I think Northwestern St.'s gamewinner just beat yesterday's gamewinner by Tennessee. Holy crap what a shot.

C'mon Bucknell I know you can hold on in front of all those toothless pigcallers who drove down here in their campers/houses.

Well, Mr. Cruise apparently pouted and said he wouldn't do any pub for Mission Impossible 3 if they showed the episode again. Viacom (owners of Comedy Central and Paramount) caved. What a jackass. You're a follower in a cult and you act like an ADD kid on meth Tom. You should expect to be made fun of once in a while.

I'd love to see the Thrawn trilogy or the Rogue Squadron series on any screen, but since Lucas apparently doesn't like stories that are better than his, he shits all over the EU. These are all going to be approved by Lucas, and they're going to further distance the EU and the movie "canon".

What's the highest rated TV premiere of all time? I bet a Star Wars TV show would come awful close to it, if not break the record. Then it would collapse as fans realized that the Star Wars universe does not lend itself to one hour (minus commercials) episodes. Unless they went something along the lines of Lost, with one or two main storylines tying everything together, then each episode somehow branches off to focus on a certain character. Hmmm... Nah I still don't see it.

If you chose Mike Davis in the "First to thank God in his press conference" you win! Rod Roddy, tell them what they've won! Yeah he's probably not really the first, but he's the first I've heard today.

McNamara can't even look up during the press conference on ESPNews. Kinda sad that he ends his college career with this kind of game, but since I'm an A&M fan I will get over my sympathy quickly. Boeheim's being remarkably snotty too. It's not the first time you've lost in the tournament man.

I'd like to quote myself from another thread (yes that might be pretentious, but I don't care) and give another hearty "FUCK OFF" to Seth Davis. Prick.

Jackie Chan as Chun-Li has got to be one of the greatest things ever put on film and seen by the viewing public.

You're my boy, Acie! You're my boy! Whew, I'm getting a bit too involved in this game.

Shit, A&M's starting to worry more about running off clock rather than get good shots. I don't like this at ALL.