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They've got one more Raw til WrestleMania. They could feasibly undo all the good work next week.. They need to top themselves for one last week. But how do they? Knowing the E, we'll end up with HHH and John Cena vs Randy Orton, Edge and The Big Show.

There was some discussion recently about the great video package for Austin/HHH. It made me think of another one that I loved. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-AlTHdtJ6V...mania_xx_promo/ It's from WrestleMania 20. Edit: Unfortunately, it shows someone at the wrong time by saying 'One day we will die.'

Yeah, the stream of SmackDown! I saw had him strongly imply that it were him.

It's not like the all-Divas announcement aired on the program last week. Wait, it did. Can we all just pretend that didn't happen? <WWE Creative>Would you look at this please? You need something new. Yeah, I know. But I haven't found a good picture of a three-headed monkey yet.

Fans chanting HBK didn't surprise me in the least. How many times have they made the save for each other in the last three to four years or so? Even when they aborted the DX Reunion storyline, they always had each others back on TV and had the odd one night appearance. If one was getting beaten down, it was always a safe bet the other would make the heroic save.

Well, if that's the case, i'll view the first show and if it's worth scoring on a regular basis, i'll be happy to do so.

You're officially entrant #20 spliff. I'll be having a think over the next week and changing the values of the wrestlers so people can start picking.. But off the top of my head, i've expanded two rules that might not even come into fruition, but they are.. 1a. Royal Rumble ruling - For every elimination in the Rumble, the person eliminating someone gets a point. This will now be expanded to include all Battle Royals too, on Raw, SmackDown, ECW and PPV's.* 1b. Survivor Series ruling - For every elimination in the Survivor Series traditional matches, the person eliminating somebody gets a point. This will now be expanded to include all tag-team elimination matches. It will also count in singles elimination matches, for example a four-way elimination match ie 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1. *1c. WWE Superstars, the show starting in April, may be scored too. I will have to see a show first to see what sort of show it is, if it's just a recap show it won't be counted, if it's original programming like Raw, ECW or SmackDown, then points will be eligible for that show.

One of Jerry Lawler's favourite wrestlers... Austin Idol My main event plans might completely change here.

It was originally advertised last week, but I read yesterday that the idea was dropped.

WWE taped this week's edition of ECW on Sci-Fi at the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri. Special thanks to readers James Dennis, Tiffany Walker, and Tim Wright for sending live text-message updates. If you are attending a future WWE television taping and would be interested in sending us text-message updates, please email your name, mobile number, and show date to wnwryan [at] yahoo.com. Thanks for your support! * A WrestleMania video package is shown. Dark Match: * Melina b. Jillian Hall in a non-title match - Lots of back and forth action. Melina gets most of the offense. The crowd is behind her. Jillian gets a lot of heat. Jillian connects with an electric chair drop on Melina. She attempts to charge Melina into the corner but Melina counters with a sunset flip for the roll-up pinfall. ECW On Sci-Fi: (Airing Tomorrow) * Carlito w/Primo Colon & Brie Bella b. John Morrison w/The Miz & Nikki Bella - Fast paced match. Morrison kicks Carlito off the top rope then dropkicks him outside. Morrison brings Carlito back in and puts a sleeper on him. The crowd is behind Carlito. Carlito regains control. The Miz & John Morrison try to leave but Teddy Long stops them. Long announces that the tag team unification match at WrestleMania will be a lumberjack match and several mid-card workers come out. Morrison gets back in the ring and misses Carlito with a kick. He becomes distracted by the lumberjacks and Carlito hits the backstabber for the win. * Tommy Dreamer & Evan Bourne b. Jack Swagger & Tyson Kidd - Another fast paced match. Kidd & Bourne start out going back and forth. Dreamer pounds on Kidd. He goes for tree of woe but hits Bourne with a splash instead. Swagger stomps Dreamer for a while and tags Kidd. He does the same and tags him back. Swagger beats up on Dreamer again. Dreamer connects with a belly-to-belly suplex. Dreamer gets the hot tag to Bourne who connects a shooting star press on Kidd for the win. * MVP's VIP Lounge is up next with all the Money in the Bank participants. A WrestleMania video package is shown and then MVP comes out. He gets a mixed response from the crowd. Finlay comes out to a big pop. Kofi Kingston comes out to an even bigger pop. Mark Henry is out next to a lot of heat. Christian is out to a huge pop while Shelton Bejmain comes out to heat. Kane comes out next to the loudest pop of the evening. CM Punk also gets a good pop. Basically each participant says that are going to win at WrestleMania and gives a reason why. Shelton draws major heat. MVP rubs in the fact that he is the United States Champion. Kane laughs at him and gets another huge pop. This concludes this week's ECW. ---------------------------- This was taken from Rajah.com.

I've got both DH Smith and Gregory 'Hurricane' Helms and neither have have scored a point this month. Terrible stuff.

Raw Scorers: Jeff Hardy 19 Finlay 12 Christian 11 Mickie James 10 CM Punk 10 Kofi Kingston 10 MVP 10 Dolph Ziggler 8 Rey Mysterio 8 Shelton Benjamin 8 Randy Orton 7 Kane 7 Santino 7 Mark Henry 7 Triple H 5 Chris Jericho 5 Edge 5 The Big Show 5 Ted DiBiase 4 William Regal 4 Cody Rhodes 4 Stephanie 4 Ric Flair 2 John Cena 2 Tony Atlas 2 Chavo Guerrero 2 Vickie Guerrero 2 Layla 2 JBL 2 The Undertaker 2 Beth Phoenix 2 Rosa Mendez 2 Kelly Kelly 2 Melina 2

WWE Raw - 03/23/09 Appearances (2) Ric Flair 1 Chris Jericho 1 Jeff Hardy 1 Dolph Ziggler 1 John Cena 1 Christian 1 CM Punk 1 Kofi Kingston 1 MVP 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Finlay 1 Kane 1 Mark Henry 1 Tony Atlas 1 Randy Orton 2 Edge 1 Chavo Guerrero 1 Vickie Guerrero 1 The Big Show 1 Rey Mysterio 1 William Regal 1 Layla 1 JBL 1 The Undertaker 1 Santino 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Rosa Mendez 1 Mickie James 1 Kelly Kelly 1 Melina 1 Ted DiBiase 1 Triple H 1 Cody Rhodes 1 Stephanie 1 Match (2) Jeff Hardy 1 Dolph Ziggler 1 Christian 1 CM Punk 1 Kofi Kingston 1 MVP 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Finlay 1 Kane 1 Mark Henry 1 The Big Show 1 Edge 1 Rey Mysterio 1 William Regal 1 Santino 1 Mickie James 1 Winning a match (3) Jeff Hardy 1 Christian 1 CM Punk 1 MVP 1 Kofi Kingston 1 Rey Mysterio 1 Mickie James 1 In the Main Event (2) Randy Orton 1 Ted DiBiase 1 Triple H 1 Cody Rhodes 1 Stephanie 1 Speciality (3) Jeff Hardy 1 Dolph Ziggler 1 Christian 1 CM Punk 1 Kofi Kingston 1 MVP 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Finlay 1 Kane 1 Mark Henry 1 Santino 1 Mickie James 1 Finishing Move Connects (1) Jeff Hardy 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Christian 1 Edge 1 The Big Show 1 Rey Mysterio 1 Weapon Shot Connects (1) Chris Jericho 3 Dolph Ziggler 1 Finlay 5 Jeff Hardy 8 Triple H 1 Randy Orton 1 Notes Did anybody else catch Ric Flair's voice during the 8 man match? That was.. strange. Did Lillian just announce Orton and DiBiase at a combined weight of 580lbs? The boy DiBiase has put the pounds on. No match for the main event, it didn't officially start.

NoCalMike, this should help you: http://www.joystiq.com/Instrument-Compatibility-Matrix/

Cena had some BAD lines though as a rapper. WrestleMania 20 anyone? I was preying for Big Show to whoop his ass.

I'm a fan of his.

I really can't wait to play this.

I was going to say "Go forward in time to the point where the powers come without a time limit", myself. Barring that, I'd go back to the time of Jesus, Mohammed, shit like that. I'd spend the first 10 minutes doing various miracles & shit, and then leave, proclaiming that I will have my "Second Coming" on the day I will be born. At which point, I return to a few years after my birth to obtain my rightful place as the Chosen One, with 3-4 minutes to spare. I use this time to pull out a couple miracles to solidify any naysayers. As the time limit expires and my power fizzles, I help child me claim I am channeling all my mystical powers to save Earth from unseen demons (hence why I can't do any more fun miracles), and will need constant worship to keep up my mystic power resources to save the planet (coupled with a hearty dose of "I could've wiped them out by now if you people had worshiped a little harder while I was gone" to guilt-trip them into doing it). I'm a fan of yours.

It's alright Slickster.. False alarm.

Salt N Pepa- "Whatta Man" Deee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" Warren G. (ft. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" Jay-Z "Can I Get A..." Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" No Doubt- "Don't Speak" Alanis Morrisette- "You Oughta Know" Blind Melon- "No Rain" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" 2Pac- "California Love" Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But A G Thang" Offspring- "Self Esteem" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U" Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories- "Stay" Meat Loaf- "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" --------- Man, there were two tough choices there.

This.

Make him take Dunn. Ho ho.

If I hear one more person mention warm beer..