Cartman

If Kobe gets convicted, and Scott Peterson doesn't I am going to enjoy the downfall of the US justice system.

So your hoping someone contracts AIDS, and I point out how sick of a comment that really is, and I should be the banned poster? Alrighty.

Trust me, I have absolutely no interest in you No shit, all your homoerotic interest seems to be focused on me lately. You're such a sweetheart! PS. Kudos to the AIDS comment, way to be bro, way to be...

Hey now I sig'ed that first!

McCarty with the GW HR! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Manny K's again in the 11th

LOL it's ok that you don't understand when someone is being blatantly sarcastic. one bad game means absolutely nothing. I know it's over your head an all, but I was trying to be like the rest of the friggin jackasses that pollute that pathetic board every day. The fact that you would take ANYONE seriously from there is really really disturbing. Oh and I think it's about time you stop being a child.

Oh I definitely agree with that.

I like my rich team thank you very much My lineup to go with that stellar starting staff: Johnny Damon CF Bill Mueller 3B Manny Ramirez DH David Ortiz 1B Trot Nixon RF Jody Gerut LF Jason Varitek C Jose Vidro 2B Pokey Reese SS(Injured for 60 days, Womack is playing now...)

WHen you have a rotation that consists of: Pedro Martinez Roy Halladay Curt Schilling Tim Wakefield(Now with a 90MPH fastball after Spring Training improvement) Edwin Jackson Who needs a bullpen? *Aquired Halladay and Jackson in Free Agency

...and our #3 starter is complete garbage...

It was in a AA game with a weak pitcher. The game went to 14 innings, and I just kept the starter out there to see how long I could keep his shutout going... I lost in the 14th...

Trade me to my division Rival Charlotte

I have had pitchers go down to like 10% many times with no injuries, so i'd say probably not.

Ask Remy for his daughter's phone number. I'd rather that than the hot dog eaten in my honor. Oh, and see? I'm not the only one You're special.

Umm...HELLOOOOO! Mr. LeBeau needs a good team to pitch for... HoF pitcher...

I was always under the belief that the fans ARE part of their favorite teams. Without the fans going to see the games, there would be no teams.

Nomar wants to leave Boston? Maybe not!

Wooo Hoooo! Too bad I'll never win a ring with this lousy team...

Well America didn't start hating the Cowboys until they all made the news for being drug addict pimps. Baseball fans hate the Yankees because they see them as what's wrong with the league. I can't hate them for that because Boston is NO different really. The ONLY difference is that NY has MORE profit to use, and they have won. People like to see the Sox win because they are the "lovable loser who they feel bad for".

And somehow this all translates to cheering for the Rangers. That would be cheering against the Yankees. Well, you gotta keep up that vicious White Sox-Yankees fe... Or the Giants-Yankee feud from...fifty years ago. It has nothing to to with feuds, it's just the common hatred for the Yankees by fans of EVERY other team.

That C'mon C'mon song has grown on me...

You sound like a Red Sox fan... I thought WE were the ones that bitch about umpires because we never win because we're cursed...

Huh? NOOOO! You ruined it! I was getting whitewashed! Thanks though