Nevermortal

Yes, Corey Lazarus. I pierced my ass and got an AC/DC tattoo. Worst.

Worst.

The first time I smoked pot, I took about 10 hits from this weird contraption made by my friends out of an energy drink can, got really high, and couldn't figure out how to operate a fork when I was trying to eat the rest of my cheese fries.

Hey, if you don't like it, you can giiiiit out.

Or maybe I'm just being gay.

She deserved to die for naming the unborn fetus.

Banders Kennany makes me want to take a big shit while eating minestrone soup.

More moves. Have the staff watch indy wrestling and lift every head-dropping finisher, every kick to the face, every chain-wrestling spot. I'd also like create a move, but if it's going to be anything like the Create-A-Trick from THUG2, then skip that shit.

Shut up and actually watch the show instead of being a jerk and typing "LOL GENE SNITSKY BABY PUNT~!! ROFLDOO". I did it, so should you.

The six sided ring is like a 16 year old getting their ass pierced and a shitty tattoo of a band logo to rebel against their parents who probably paid to send them to an expensive catholic school. The six sided ring has a lot of potential, but TNA doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. I'm waiting for huge-ass elimination matches consisting of a million guys bumping on their necks and dying repeatedly while jumping over all six sides of the ring at once. Best.

"I Can't Wait" is one of the best songs ever. Where else can you hear the lyric "It ain't lambskin, you can't use the word napkin...nigga you sleepin'." ?

it's a bad habit i picked up from aol chatroom days. perpetuated by a phone survey job i got a couple years ago where you had to type as fast as you could in order to record answers to open-ended questions and not worry about capitalizing. lol u big faget

"Generic gay joke."

It said I was Lajon from Sevendust. Is he true enough black metal?

I'll remember him for his funeral. That was one of the most odd spectacles I've ever seen in my 19 years on this planet.

I don't see why everyone couldn't take the C4. It's a simple flip bump.

SLAYER.

Weihd.

Brad actually came to my college to encourage us to vote. What he had to do with voting, I don't know. I wanted to go, but was told that all questions had to be restricted to the topic of current events. This shot my "Yo Brad, did you knock da boots with Cameron, kid?" query to shit, BTW.

I agree. I had high hopes for the gimmick, but the fact that I could only post when I was half asleep, I never could really come up with anything funny. Then, my supervisor banned our team from using the internet during work hours put the final nail in the coffin for Fongus Bellpop. FONGUS BELLPOP REVEALED~!

"Changes" - Black Sabbath

Skindred = WORST. And Skindred is not better than Muse.

Too bad about Fongus Bellpop though.

Don't stand there and tell me I'm never sober, because then I'll cry, and you'll feel like an asshole.

I'm glad it's Willy "The Alien" Wonka.