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I thought this thread was going to be about me.

In the Raw thread last night, Papacita inspired me with a possible storyline. While everyone can see that Lita's increasing size is attributed to her positive pregnancy results, Matt is completely oblivious. She never told him about the test she took, so he just assumes that she's naturally growing fat. Then, it could culminate with her having the baby....and he STILL not knowing. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Matt: Uh, Lita.....baby....I can't help but notice you seem to be getting...well....a little heavier lately. Lita: Well....Matt.....you know how I love my thocolate-thip mint ice thream. Matt: Well, yeah. But it couldn't hurt to get a little more exercise too, you know what I'm saying? I haven't seen you jump off the top rope with a Litasault in a while. Lita: Honey, I wath thinking....those kind of moves....they're not really worth the riskth.....I've been watching Gail on TV lately. She hath some really nice armdrags. *Baby plops onto the floor from Lita's skirt* Matt: What the hell is that?! Lita: Um.....uh.....a roathed chicken. He he. Sorry, honey. Matt: .....a chicken? Lita: You know how I like to thore things in my cooth sometimes. I was just thaving it for later. It wath going to be for us, baby. Matt: Okay, Lita-doll, I guess......just cool it for a little while, okay? *Matt walks out, completely oblivious that the "roasted chicken" on the floor has started to cry* Lita: Whew, that wath a cloth one.

Lita made the fatal mistake of not swearing the camera guy, the guys in the production truck, J.R., the King, and the millions watching at home to secrecy as well. I'd be funny if they went the whole 9 months and everyone but Matt knew she was pregnant. Have the announcers suddenly stop mentioning it whenever he comes around and everything... Matt: Hey Lita! You're a little bigger lately. You getting fat or something? Lita: Uhh.....yeah...that's it. Fat. Matt: Lita, maybe you should go out and get a little exercise, you know? Lita: Come on Matt, ith not worth the riskth. *Baby plops onto the floor from Lita's skirt* Matt: What the hell is that?! Lita: Um.....uh.....a roathed chicken. He he. Sorry, honey. I was thaving it for later. Matt: Okay, baby, I guess...... *Matt walks out, completely oblivious that the "roasted chicken" on the floor has started to cry* Lita: Whew, that wath a cloth one.

So..... .....THIS is what Hardcore Discussion turns into when the Gang Wars dies down. I can see why everyone was looking for a return to normalcy so quickly.

Did someone talk about blowing rotten donkey balls?

At least your picture manages to give justice to her deliciously gigantic buck teeth. Would it hurt for somebody to tell her to stick those weapons back in her mouth?

-gearhead-

Woof.

Not true. As of this writing, I currently have a case of getting way too much pussy. I'm sure I'm not the only one on Team Malibu with this damned irresistable disease.

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As opposed to Kotz, who used his exceptional proctology degree to draft such an incredibly bland asshole. Keep trying, Adam. Eventually, one of your teammates will comment on one of your fine Spiny Norman carbon copies. "Blah-blah-blah-you suck" Clever. Hey, aren't you that guy that constantly mentions the "Saga".....and tried to rejuvenate the dead thread known as the "Saga".......and was that oh-so-inspirational leading force behind the "Put the Saga into the Classics Thread" cavalry? Yes, Adam. That is quite the boatload of TSM achievements you have there. Face it. The Saga is the sole time on this board when anyone even cared to read a post that you made. And now that this time has been dead and buried, you hope that constant mentions of it will make you relevant and somehow accepted among the more well-known members of this board. If it weren't for that thread, you wouldn't be anymore respected than -iB- or Man of 1,004 Modes. Once you learn this, life will become easier and you will no longer need to look to a message board for social validation.

As opposed to Kotz, who used his exceptional proctology degree to draft such an incredibly bland asshole. Keep trying, Adam. Eventually, one of your teammates will comment on one of your fine Spiny Norman carbon copies.

Nice post, suitcase. Your pale imitation of the previous Spiny Norman post was inspirational.

Finally! It's nice to see a post in these Gang Wars threads from "Nice Guy Luggage." Need your team to carry you anywhere else tonight?

Can he be a doctor if he's going to go out and drink beer? Well, that was because he was a senior in college. He's much more mature now.

.....what else CAN we use besides dick and homosexual jokes? Hmmmm..... ......I got it! COMEDIC GOLD! Did you know Justsoyouknow sounds A LOT like justsoyoublow? Which is a little homo.... ..... shit!

Oh, this sucks. Where ever shall I get meaningless updates about shaking Bill Clinton's hand?

Nice compliment. Is that a glow-stick I see in your front pocket? Kotz HAS been teaching you well.

Clearly, you haven't had a chance to see Team Kotz's banner yet.

Zack, it's useless to start flaming Goodear right here. It looks like Team AngleSault is doing a fine job of it anyway. Never underestimate those absolute stinging barbs from fine personalities like -iB- and Man of 1,004 Modes. Seriously now, what's worse? BEING -iB- or getting absolutely OWNED by -iB- ?

See Frigid, while you were busy drafting people that didn't even want to be on a team, you skipped over some of your biggest supporters. You will regret the day you didn't draft me. Regret, I say!

Don't expect anything from me today. Let's just say........uh.......the beatdown of Cappa was so severe that both men needed to recuperate this week.

Obviously, there's no better decision you can make than voting for FrigidSoul to have the first draft pick. But, even if you don't take our word for it.....why don't you listen to something that actually KNOWS Kotz.... Red Glow-Stick: "Kotz is a douchebag." Yellow Glow-Stick: "I completely agree." Even some of Kotz's most loved objects in the world - his glowsticks - have turned against him. If they're not loyal to him.....why should you be? Vote FrigidSoul. How many glowsticks have called HIM a douchebag?

Kotz would gladly draft him too. Isn't that right, Kotz? Do we need someone that sadistic having the first pick? I think not! Vote FrigidSoul for all our souls

Sure, we all know that Kotzenjunge loves to talk about the fastest, best-looking cars in the world today. But did you ever see what the man actually drives? Frigid laughs at stuff like that. He's a winner. Don't you want to be a winner too? Paid for by "The Friggin Frigid Committee"