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Not really. Don't get me wrong. That's a nice thought and all, but it's hardly realistic. Think about the people in Africa that you'll be visiting. They're going to be famished, unclean, insanely tired of the excessively hot sun......I doubt they'll be giddy and excited about the idea of having someone play drums for them. They're going to look at each other and loudly scream "Click-Click-Pop......Pop-Click?! " which roughly translates into "We're hungry, dirty, and tired.....and you brought us fucking drums?!" You do seem to have a noble cause for going, but don't expect an incredibly positive response from them. And, for God's sake, shove a few candy bars or something in your pocket for distribution once you get there. They'll at least appreciate the thought. I don't think drums are going to cut it when it comes to the many problems Africans need to face in those harsh conditions.

I'm genuinely interested in this right now. For all the people that are voting for Back to the Future.....PLEASE explain to me just what makes the movie better than both Fight Club AND Pulp Fiction. To me, Back to the Future has always been a fairly mediocre movie - a nice way to waste time, nothing more. Why the hell has it been getting so many votes?

How the hell did "Fight Club" lose to "Back to the Future"?! Pulp Fiction Kill Bill Vol.1

I'm under the impression that Victoria's soul has been taken by a dance-hating demon. This monster wants to ruin the very concept of dancing, and it's going to start by inhabiting Victoria's body and forcing her into seizures in front of a crowd filled with hip, classy wrestling fans and black tarp. By god, he's very slowly murdering the world of "moving-to-the-music" that many of us have grown accustomed to. However, this dastardly demon doesn't only want to forever kill dancing. Oh, no. At this point, it's beginning to use its terrible powers, by way of flailing Victoria's arms and legs helplessly, to lead to flaccid penises worldwide as well. I honestly don't think any of us should stand for it. I know I sure as hell won't.

No one said she was cured. Did you SEE the way she danced? She's even more psycho than ever. Victoria lets the music grasp onto her limbs and flail them about, almost as if she was possessed by a dance-hating demon.

Look, following that wacky, fun-loving, booty-shaking Victoria......there's funky, hood-wearing, outstretched-arms Jazz!! They SO should have a dance-off in the ring,

This is dangerous. Victoria's having some deadly seizures on the ramp.

No, no. Thank YOU! Comedic gold, that Drury is.

Jeez Besus, Randy Orton is really sucking in this match so far. I think we'd see better action on Smackdown - and we all know how terrible that show is.

But....the Holly thing was a complete failure. The blowoff match at the Royal Rumble absolutely sucked, and we now see Holly - five months after this Main Event match - teaming up with Billy Gunn. Now, the Bradshaw thing has been a complete and utter failure as well. One of the lowest PPV buyrates of all time.....and the Great American Bash is supposed to be better? He might not be having the worst matches of the night at this time, but really now.....I don't think crowd apathy is going to do absolutely anything to help out this company. So now, after the Smackdown pushes of Hardcore Holly and Bradshaw have gone off horrifically......we're going to try to shove Mark Jindrak in a Pay Per View spot? Look at the evidence. There is absolutely no defending this kind of decision. Unless......of course......it isn't true. Which I happen to believe.

What the hell kind of paragraph is that?

Come on, Rudo. Frigid. We're all friends here. Don't fight. Remember the good times..... *It's a grand tradition This day and age* JR: BAH GAWD!! Steven Q Urkel is the new RAW GENERAL MANAGER!! Remember the controversial times.... Trish: Oh lordy, my corns ache. Mollycita, you know how tough it is to be an old, black woman this day and age. I mean, Christ guys, how could you forget that awesome TSM Fantasy-booking article before WrestleMania that we had.....but......er.......was never.......published...... Well, scratch that from the list. We've had good times. I don't want to see that split up over such petty bickering. I don't think I could deal with it....

*Holds up new sign* "I'd Rather Be in Malibu!" Er......on second thought......you might not want to use that one, Curry.

So, wait one second. On 9/11/2001, there was an attack that the government didn't know too many details about. They had an inkling that there might be an attack on New York City in that timeframe, but they didn't know that planes would be involved. And they didn't know just what exactly would happen. Following 9/11, the U.S. almost immediately went into Afghanistan. This was done with the intention to fight terrorism and keep our country safe from another terrible attack. Following the War on Terror in Afghanistan that had not quite finished, the U.S. decided to go into Iraq in March 2003. Again, this was done with the intention to fight terrorism and prevent any other gruesome attacks in the future. So, try to follow along with me so far. We went into Afghanistan and Iraq to heavily fight back on terrorism and make a country a safer place. This is the kind of platform Bush is trying to stand on for his reelection, correct? Okay. Then why the fuck are we getting warnings about a possible summer attack with no details about HOW the attack may come, WHEN the attack will come, WHERE the attack will happen, or anything useful that can prevent something in the future? It's about two-and-a-half years following 9/11, and there was supposed to be some HUGE gains made in the battle against terror. But looking at it from a neutral point of view.....what exactly has changed? There are a few more guys locked up than there would have been before. Yet, this country is still hopelessly oblivious when it comes to trying to combat a major terrorist attack from happening again. For all the confidential information, for all the secret interviews done in jail cell with the accused terrorists, for all the battles we had to fight in Afghanistan and Iraq.......what is there to show for it? Apparently, we know that an attack MIGHT occur throughout the time span of THREE MONTHS in a CITY......or then again, it could not. Why are we having the exact same problem that we had in 2001?

You son of a bitch! I think the real question here is: Was the chicken still hungry after eating the man's seed?

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Frigid, I'll be damned if you steal the title away from me. So, which do you think was the better lay for the hen? The eggs or the man?

How about: So which wound up coming first, the chicken or the man?

Why should they sacrifice over talent for RVD? And how sad is it that Eugene is more over than Rob? -=Mike Well, that's like asking how sad it is that Eugene is more over than Chris Benoit. Because.....well......he is. Just no one is quite able to explain how.

I don't know if secretly signing a contract that doesn't belong to you is valid in the eyes of the law. I mean, Shane McMahon bought WCW this way. Shawn Michaels got the title shot at WrestleMania XX this way. If that's the way the world works, I've been screwed out of so many possible home purchases at this point.

I think I know what could fix Smackdown this time around. Sure, quick fixes don't usually work, but I really think this will bring people back to the show. ..... This time, throw Kurt Angle off of a 30-FOOT platform. With that, the viewers will just start flocking right back to Smackdown. I know I would.

I really enjoyed nearly everything on the card. The only thing I had a problem with was the Popick/Cappa segment near the beginning. Popick, I couldn't help but feel that this segment demeaned the storyline I'm trying to build with Cappa/Drek. I'm trying to gradually build it into a hot angle, and it seemed like your promo just referred to it as something that was there to waste Cappa's time. I don't know how many more times this Popick/Puerto Rican alliance is going to have to deal with Cappa, but could you at least make sure that it doesn't interfere too heavily with what I have going on between Cappa and Drek? As for the good: -GREAT opening segment with Thrillogy. It was an awesome way to bring all those wrestlers together and set up the huge Main Event at the Great Angle Bash. -Liked the Homeless Dan/Fonzie match. That kind of crazy humor is something that the OAOAST seems to be missing lately, so I really appreciated the match for what it was. I always knew Scott Baio was a treacherous bastard - and tonight, he proved it. -Like the direction that the GPX seems to be entering following tonight's interview with Abe. If this means that they may just start getting a little more focused, I could easily see them soon winning the Tag Titles. The Parental Indiscretion II match, with the DareDevil's Platform suspended above the ring, seems like it could wind up being a REALLY fun match. -Good promo segment between Zack and Cole. While it was very similar to the Austin/Cole interview in 2001, it was still able to retain a certain degree of freshness. The intimidation-factor here with Zack worked really well, and he's very quickly ditching the happy face roots he once had, going to the unchartered area of badass heel. And, while I don't know the history between Zack and Northstar, the confrontation between the two was very well done. -Future Eddy Kalm/Rick Edwards segments look like they could become some of the most entertaining segments on the show in the next few weeks. I have a feeling LPYC is going to have a field day with this character, and the contrast between Eddy and Rick basically writes itself. Could this possibly lead to an eventual Rick face turn? -Nice beatdown segment with Black T/GPX/The Saints. The idea of Black T going against the SWF Tag Team Champions is VERY interesting, but it still remains to be seen whether that will actually happen. -Hoff vs. Axel was just a very well done match. Hoff's segments during the show were just great as always, and the buildup of his character just makes you want to see him get his ass kicked. The match itself was exciting, and I liked Axel getting one up on Thrillogy at the end. Really good Main Event. *Any thoughts on my Drek segment tonight would be appreciated*

OAOAST Puerto Rican Title The Mad Cappa © vs. Drek Stone ...... ......unless something shady happens to occur first....

Of course. But Taker has a real sadistic streak when it comes to the Jacobs side of the family. Need I remind you of that terrible funeral parlor fire when they were both young children? You know.....the gruesome fire that left no burns.....

Yet he took the time to write a thoughtful article about it that provokes some intelligent conversation. BBCW, just sit quiet. Leave the sarcastic comments to the professionals.