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Isn't this the same company that has Booker T lose to Three Minute Warning every time they come to Texas ? Why would you expect them to have Canadians win in Canada ?

:lol: Goldberg did one move and he..... and then he landed...... and soon, it will be the Torn Quad vs. the Crippled Wrist for the World Shitweight Title ? Hilarious !

HHH: Fine-uh, I'll screw his career-uh, instead. It's just as dead-uh ! *spits water* *tears quad* *fucks corpse*

I laughed out loud at "Osca Picks: Chicago Be Dope" Funny stuff!

And where are we from now? You have problem with NY? ::Hides behind former fellow NYC resident Dames:: You're lucky that the nation's too oversensitive to say anything bad about New York these days...or else *shakes fist in anger* Watch me. "New Yorkers are assholes." Ooooh ! Oooooh ! This game's fun ! How about this ? "Gail Kim's face looks like a pimple on my ass" Damn, this game's fun !

"RARGH ! WHAT-DA-FUCK ?!" should be the entrance to their theme music now. Seriously, I just see Vince at his computer reading Wrestlecrap.com a few weeks ago, and getting flooded with a whole bunch of good ideas. "Hey guys, let's get Sable and Legion of Doom on the phone. Shane, what the hell are you doing ?! Bring Roddy Piper into the federation now ! Stephanie, sweetie, mind sending Lex Luger a candy-gram....what....don't have those anymore ? Then just send him a carrier pigeon, dammit ! Linda, get me Hulk Hogan and tell him he'll be putting a mask on for me. Those masked angles have ALL worked successfully over the years. And JR, get me Freddie Joe Floyd. Oh yeah, call Chucky. I want to pull an angle between him and Rick Steiner, who shall be signed also ! I am a genius, dammit ! I am Vince McMahon." Pathetic.

I am shocked ! Shocked, I say ! ----------------------------------------------- Luger (on the phone): Yeah Vince, that's right. $500,000 for 5 appearances. Yep. And the Heavyweight Title. That's right. Oh hell yes, this will bring in the ratings. You better believe it. The Lex Express is back ! *Liz walks into the room and passes out, but Lex doesn't see.* Luger: Am I still the Total Package ?! You're damn right ! Vince, I haven't watched WWE programming lately, but imagine the reactions you've gotten for Scott Steiner and Bill Goldberg.....mine will be twice that ! Okay, and don't worry. This will work out great. Okay, good bye. *Luger hangs up the phone and sees Liz* Luger: Ah, shit. *Police, all of a sudden, storm the room. They find Liz on the floor, and a pile of drugs on the dresser* Luger: Ah, shit. Policeman: Oxycontin, Xanex, steroids....what the hell is all this stuff ? Lex, we're placing you under arrest for illegal drug possession and the possible death of one Miss Elizabeth. Luger: Ah.......shit. This is going to ruin my WWE comeback. Policeman: Oh no, it won't. We'll just put some milk in your breasts and they'll market you as Nathan Jones II: The Total Package. Now, come along. ---------------------------------------------- Guarantee this is how it went. Or.....something like this. Too soon ?

That segment kind of pissed me off, because they treated her death like it was a joke. It could have been handled a lot classier. I mean, it was like.... Shep: "Hyuk, hyuk, for all you rasslin fans, we have some entertaining news.....Miss Elizabeth is dead. Pro Wrestler Lex Luger is being investigated for drug charges. Now, in other news, a duck was hit in the head with a hailstone. And then flew away ! Ha ha ! Let's get to that quick !" I mean, jeezus, they spent more time on a duck getting in the head with a hailstone, instead of Miss Elizabeth and the unfortunate circumstances surrounding her death. Un-fuckin-believable.

You, sir, don't know what you're talking about. Like it or not, Shawn Michaels HAS had some of the greatest matches in WWE history. And even now, how the hell can you call the guy washed up ? He's still having some of the best matches on the card, and it's like his back injury hasn't affected him at all. You can honestly say that the Jericho/HBK match wasn't good ? I personally thought it was the match of the night, and it definitely can't be attributed all to Jericho. And as for Backlash, Shawn Michaels was probably the most ALIVE guy in that match. So far, out of his entire comeback, he's had one below average-average match, and that was against HHH at Armageddon. And even that wasn't too bad, considering we had Edge/A-Train and Kane/Batista on the same god-damn card ! And as for the splash off the ladder, he screwed it up a little. You act like he came tumbling down and landed right on his head. He jjust screwed up the splash a little, and it's quite obvious that, if given the opportunity, he could probably do it RIGHT. Look at the SummerSlam match where he dove off of the top rope with a splash through the table. You obviously don't like Shawn's conduct from YEARS AGO, so you use that to bias your opinion and call him a shitty wrestler now. Which just isn't true. I personally think a DVD devoted to Shawn Michaels is WELL worth the money and, in fact, he may be one of the best wrestlers in WWE history. Try to push the guy's past conduct away, and just take the matches for what they are. He's a pretty good wrestler right now (in my opinion, great), and to suggest he's completely washed up makes you look foolish.

Holy shit ! Seriously ?! YES ! I want a "Mole" T-Shirt !! ....... ....... ........wait.......no I don't.

HAW HAW, BOB ! If you like Regal so much, why don't you just have his shitty-wrestling baby ?! LOL2003 TO THE X POWER !!! HHHATE TO THE MAX ! .....originality? What the hell is that ? Nevermind. I'll let myself out. *shuts door*

........what the fuck are you talking about ?!

I fucking hate Jack and Kelly, but you have to feel bad for Sharon. The woman puts up with a husband that can barely get a full sentence out, 2 fatty bratty kids that eat her out of the house, and just got through colon cancer. Now, not only does she have to listen to some of Kelly's AWFUL screaming/"songs", but now her's son in rehab as well. I just feel bad for her.

Linda: Blah blah blah....Steve Austin ! *crowd cheers* Austin: Blah blah blah....jackass ! *crowd cheers* Austin: Blah blah what blah blah....Jim Ross ! *crowd cheers* JR: By gawd blah, blah, blah....Bischoff sucks ! *crowd cheers* HHH: Blah, blah, blah-uh....*spits water* .....this is so sadly predictable

I laughed out loud at that !

Oh sure. In WWE land, everything is simple. The Japanese are lowly......the blacks are just entertainers with nappy hair....the Canadians hate America.....the Mexicans mow lawns....and now the French are gay ! Jeezus, I'm surprised Vince didn't have them march out in the little berets with the thin mustaches, carrying some cheese with a bottle of French wine. "Oui oui, Mr. Steiner. Would you like some cheese with that w(h)ine you did 2 weeks ago ? Sacre bleu, those were a bunch of lies ! Ha ha...ha....ha ha. [cue superior French laugh]" Ahem.....I think it's quite obvious WWE is NOT a place about stereotypes !

Now, I just downloaded EWR 3.0 and tried to convert data from the 2.0 version. I made the Convert folder like they said, and put the 2.0 files in there. I went back and converted, and it said something like I then needed to take these convert files and place them in the data folder. I did that, and now nothing is working. I then re-downloaded it and tried the same approach, only this time not putting the convert files into the data folder. It said the conversion was complete, but my game didn't transfer and neither did any of the stats or wrestlers I created. What am I doing wrong and can somebody help me with this problem ? Thanks in advance !

Vince: Hey Steph, honey, do me a favor.... Steph: Yes Dad.... Vince: Can you write some new storyline for me ? I want it to involve necrophilia....it will bring in the millions. Steph: Wow....great idea ! Vince: And Steph....! Steph: Yes, Dad. Vince: While you're at it, have Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson fight over Torrie's dad. They'll engage in a lesbian storyline where nothing happens. Then we'll have Torrie's dad marry Dawn Marie in his underwear on television. Then...ho ho....we'll....ho ho... Steph: Come on Dad. This is genius ! Vince: We'll have Torrie's Dad die during the honeymoon night ! Then, next week at the funeral, Dawn will hit Torrie with a lamp !Then Dawn and Torrie will have a best-of-1000 match series, of which Torrie will win 999 ! Steph: My god Dad ! That's brilliant ! HHH: And Vince-uh, let's keep the title on me for a whole year-uh. Vince: Great idea, Hunter ! I love that kind of ingenuity ! Mind working a racist angle into your title reign ? HHH: No problem. I'm a company man-uh ! And this is only in the past couple of months ! Wait to see what the future holds !--------------------------------------------------- Vince: And Steph, get Rupert Murdoch on the phone for me. I have some new idea planned....some kind of extreme baseball called the XBL ! Where do I come up with this stuff ?! I'm great !

And the World Tag Team Champions don't even have a match tonight.....won-fuckin-derful. Keep RVD and Kane, two of the most over guys on the Raw brand, off for the whole show (excluding two minutes) but give Steiner, Test, and 3 Minute Warning match time. Hmmm....makes sense to me. Vince, you are a genius !

"I'm crisp and clean with no caffeine, bro !" - Kurt Angle. That became my favorite quote for a long time after that. Can't believe nobody mentioned the SummerSlam sign incident. *SummerSlam sign falls* Gene Okerlund - "Ah, fuck it !" And I think it was at In Your House, when Sid was giving an interview. Sid - "And then Diesel, I'm gonna....wait....can we start over ?" JR - Sid, this a live interview.... Sid - "Right....and then I'm gonna kick your ass !" JR - "Sid.....very intense here tonight" Meanwhile, in the background, Ted Dibiase is doing his best not to laugh out loud.

*ahem* A little off-topic but RVD didn't really INJURE anyone. He potatoed a few people and busted open a couple, which comes with the whole wrestling career. Yet, unlike Mr. Goldberg, he didn't give a man three concussions and forced that legend to retire from the world of professional wrestling.....there is a pretty big difference. Just sayin, is all.

I guess YOU haven't read this same opinion the first 5,000 times it was posted. I have, but is it much different than the constant - and I mean CONSTANT - ideas of "Yeah, we can do this for Benoit. Then put him in the Main Event at WrestleMania. We'll make him a star." or "How about this ? How about we give Booker T the title, and then he can feud with Jericho over it ? Then they could Main Event." People on this board repeat their opinion. Several times. To the point where you feel like ripping your hair out of your head. But that doesn't mean they don't still have the right to do it. I despise the Benoit and Booker T loving, but I don't call these people "numbnuts" and "motherfuckers." I just mutter "asshole" under my breath and move on to something else. That's the American way !

Imagine. Before, people in Iraq couldn't speak like this. But thank god for freedom of speech, because then we can bash everyone who's simply expressing their opinion. I wonder if some of the Iraqis right now are goin "Ve're tired of your overbearing 'TIGER ALI SINGH ROOLZ and EVERYONE ELSE DROOLZ' mentality ! Sure, Lo Down ruined his career, but vat about the Sultan ? Vat about him, you numb-nut, TV stealing, horsefucker ! Ah, screw it ! *stab*" This is the guy's opinion. Let him have it. Brock obviously sucks on the microphone. Cena's mic skills are either you like them or you don't. Benoit sounds like he took a bottle of sleeping pills before going down to the ring. Eddie's interviews sometimes consists of nothing more than Spanish, and a simple "mahn." Angle is probably the best mic worker on Smackdown, so why isn't someone allowed to simply express this opinion ? I guess I don't get it....

Seriously, that is one of the most intelligent things I've read today. The ratings DID go up for Rock and Austin. Coincidence ? No. People DID want to see them again. But just nothing drew them to stay. We had meaningless matches like Maven vs. Rico, with absolutely no reason behind them. We didn't have any extra-compelling storylines to keep fans interested. Vince served shit, hoping that a pile of shit with a side of Rock and Austin would keep the fans interested. But, of course, this didn't happen. Some people tried to come back, Vince bored them once again, and they left. He only has himself to blame. And as for Goldberg, he once again has a point. If people cared about Goldberg, the ratings should have gone UP this week. Then, if the product sucked, they would have gone down next week. But they didn't go up...they went down. You can blame this on the NCAA finals but if people were really ENTHRALLED by the return of Goldberg, and wanting to see what happened, it would have gotten higher than a 4.0 rating. That's all there is to it. Goldberg will not bring the ratings Vince wants, and it's time he realizes that.

And this makes sense to you ? I guess I'm the weird one because I have never heard pot get referred to as "Willie", but whatever. Guess we can just completely overlook the fact that Willie and Worker both begin with W and have a nice ring to it, thus "Willie the Worker." I mean, what other male name really begins with W ? But I guess since it has to do with RVD and pot, this must be funny in some way.