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Time to wash the sand out of your vagina. ...... .....shit, this is gonna get reported too, huh?

Poor Chad. Breaks his wrist on Saturday. His father-in-law dies of leukemia on Sunday. I really feel bad for the guy, and truly hope he could bounce back from this. Jets for Superbowl in 2005 !! As for Armando Testaverde....

The commercials for the Kutcher movie are pathetically awful. Guy - This is my owl, OJ. Asston Kutcher: OJ, the killer ? Guy - No. OJ, the football player. And later..... Asston: OJ's loose ! Everybody: AHHHHHHH!! OH ! !! An OJ joke !! Now that's recent !! What's next ? A joke about Peewee Herman?

Hmmm...not so bad this month. Besides RVD being fucked by WWE yet again, things are looking up when it comes to my money.

$400 on Shane McMahon $400 on Eddie Guerrero $200 on Rob Van Dam $200 on Undertaker $100 on Kurt Angle

Go hug a tree, hippy !

I do, hence I created the topic. Thanks for your "contribution". No problem. Always here to help. See, if the show was scripted from the beginning, then we have a problem. Did Sharon ever really have cancer ? Did Jack really have a problem with drugs, or was it just scripted ? Was Kelly's singing career for real, or was it a joke like everyone suspected ? I mean, a lot of questions do have to be answered and I have a feeling there could be an even bigger backlash against the Osbournes if some of their more serious stuff was actually scripted from the beginning.

I think the bigger question is: Does anyone even care about the Osbournes anymore?

I saw an advance screening of S.W.A.T. last night, and I strongly encourage any action fan to see this movie when they get a chance. I don't want to include any spoilers right here, but I will say that Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell did an excellent job as the main leads, with Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J doing solid with their roles as well. I don't know what anyone else thought, but I found the movie pretty damn exciting. In fact, I would vote SWAT as the best Action Movie of 2003, or at least the Best Action Movie of the Summer (Better than Bad Boys II, Terminator 3, or The Hulk) I would give this movie a very solid 8.5 out of 10 and strongly encourage other people to see it. A great way to spend 2 hours.

Fuck ! I need some suggestions. I had an RVD/Triple H feud going (which I should have known wouldn't have led to anything good) that was set to blow off at Unforgiven with, of course, an RVD win. Now, come Unforgiven, Triple H refuses to job. At all. I've tried putting them in a whole bunch of matches, including Special Referee matches with the referees being Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon, and HHH refuses to job in any of them. He will only job in a tag team match, which doesn't do me any good, since it won't end the feud. His morale's at 1, and I really want to fucking release his ass but it will hurt RVD's overness (and Shawn Michaels' morale - my World Heavyweight Champ) if the feud is ended without a blow-off. Is there any way, AT ALL, that this feud can end with an RVD win ?

Not the first time this has happened to the Stanley Cup. From snopes.com: In 1905 the Cup spent the night on the Rideau Canal in Ottawa. The Ottawa team had won possession of the Cup, and one of its well-lit members accepted a challenge to drop-kick it into the canal. Fortunately for all concerned the canal was frozen solid, so the booted Cup bounced into the night rather than sinking into oblivion. The next morning several remorseful Ottawa players returned to the scene of the crime and retrieved the dented Cup. In 1907 it was stolen from a photographer's home (where it had been forgotten by the Montreal Wanderers) and held for ransom. When no one showed interest in its return, the thief left it at the photographer's place. The lady of the house used it as a flower pot until Wanderers brass remembered it had been returned there. In 1924 Montreal Canadiens players on their way to a victory party stashed the trophy in the trunk of their car. Part way to the festivities, the vehicle had a flat. The players removed the Cup to get at the spare, changed the tire and drove off . . . leaving the Stanley Cup perched on a snowbank. Only when it came time to drink champagne from the Cup did they realize they didn't have it Cup with them. They drove back to where they'd changed the tire, found the Cup sitting there patiently waiting for them, and hastily reclaimed it. In 1970 it was stolen from the Hockey Hall of Fame. The story attached to this incident is apocryphal but nonetheless has entered the canon of Cup lore. Who had the Cup was apparently no secret to at least one of the police officers working the case, and he successfully used this knowledge to negotiate for the trophy's safe return, getting it back a few weeks after it was purloined. However, he needed to deflect suspicion from the parties who handed over the Cup, which meant the return had to have happened on a day when all the participants had valid alibis. The Detective-Sergeant involved accomplished this by feeding the newspapers a tale about awakening one morning a few days after the heist to find the Cup sitting at the edge of his driveway. In 1993 some members of the Montreal Canadiens took it for a swim in Patrick Roy's pool. Thirty-six pounds of silver does not easily master the backstroke, as these Einsteins finally concluded. "The Stanley Cup," Habs captain Guy Carbonneau said, "does not float." Too bad they hadn't thought to ask Mario Lemieux — in 1991 hockey's grail had reposed at the bottom of his pool after a teammate took a dive with it in his arms. In 1996 the Cup was credited with the assist on a goal scored by the stork. The Rileys, a married couple who had been trying to have a baby for fourteen years, had given up hope of having that particular dream fulfilled because the doctors pegged Cheryl Riley's chances of conceiving somewhere between slim and none. Then Mike Ricci of the Colorado Avalanche brought the Cup to a party attended by Cheryl. On a whim she kissed the Cup. Shortly thereafter she delightedly discovered she was pregnant. By counting backwards she determined she must have conceived somewhere during the weekend she bussed the Cup, if not even that very night. The resulting child was born on 6 May 1997 and christened Stanley C. Gordon Jeff Riley. The "C" stands for "cup."

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't that Giants/Packers game during the last week of the season? Strahan was desperately trying to break the record, but it didn't like he was going to against the Packs....until, of course, Favre took a dive. And if I remember correctly, that wasn't even the worst part of the sack record being broken. After the sack, Strahan started screaming and celebrating, and going crazy.....over a fake achievement that was just handed to him. I just remember that being pretty disgusting. Favre is definitely a Hall of Fame quarterback but at certain times, like this, the man could be quite shady (Unlike Chad Pennington - the QB of the future ! - Had to get that in)

Jeez, guys, stop with this oversensitive, bleeding-heart bullshit. I'm sure the people who are making fun of this situation, including me, realize that Nash is a human being. But all that has happened is that he fainted - and then got up fine. I mean, the guy didn't die. He didn't get seriously injured. He isn't being held at gunpoint, isn't stuck in a ditch with his ankle in a bear trap, and isn't trapped in a shower with Bradshaw. No, all that happened was - he fainted. Then he got up. See, there's this thing people sometimes do. It's called jokes. If Nash was dead right now, sure - jokes would be highly inappropriate. But all he did was fucking faint - and it's pretty god damn tiring to hear a whole bunch of people whine "He's a human ! You guys are cruel smarks ! I don't care what he did." What humanitarians some of you people are. Really. The type of people who never stifle a laugh when someone trips. The type of people who have never uttered a bad word about anybody. The type of people who give all their money to homeless men in the street. Maybe I'm the only one here that realizes this, but some people here who go "He's a human, so let's give him our well wishes" are just bullshitting to make themselves seem better than others. To elevate themselves to a higher sense of morality, no matter how fake it is. Nash fainted. Nash got up. Nothing worse for now - which, yes, is a relief. So, if I wish to make a joke about it, I will - hoping that I won't receive any more bitching for doing it.

*Fan walks by Kevin Nash in the lobby of his hotel* Nash - Here you go kid, an autograph from Big Daddy Cool. Fan - Well....I really wanted an autograph from Jericho. Where is he? *Nash faints*

Yeah, this is pretty ridiculous. But hell, if you had your fingers in your ears and your eyes shut every time RVD came out, then you wouldn't hear all the RVD chants or see all the fans pointing to themselves. RVD is over. RVD is over despite months of squashing. The fans still want to see RVD in a big angle, and get a shot at the title, even in the face of all the squashing. He's never been given the chance to carry a PPV with a money match (I can't count Unforgiven. The HHH match got 2 weeks of buildup compared with like 4 weeks for Taker/Brock) How WWE couldn't give RVD the chance to carry the ball when so many fans still love him, I have no idea. See...just because he's stale and unimportant to YOU doesn't mean he's that way to everyone....or even most people. I still find RVD great and if given a good storyline, a good opponent, and enough match time, he would be able to prove himself again. -And, by the way, Shane McMahon's a draw ? Excuse me, but show me all the extra PPV buy-rates Shane has drawn. Show me all the signs people have had in the audience the past year, calling for Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon isn't a fucking draw, at all. Matt, I thought the article was excellent and really captured some of my thoughts on the whole Shane/Kane thing. Make it a Raw match. Hype Kane/RVD for the PPV.

Of course, WrestleMania has to be at the top of the list, followed by the Royal Rumble and then SummerSlam. But on a specific level, one of my favorite PPV's is No Mercy 2001. The Rock/Jericho match was great, and the Austin/Angle/RVD ranks as one of my favorite Triple Threat matches ever. It just seemed like the 2 Main Events of that PPV were fresh, and showing that new guys were being made into Main Eventers. Of course, things do change though.

I don't think that a main eventer is going to job to a powerslam. Apart from RVD... Well, I mean....RVD jobbed to a friggin elbowdrop. The Bubba-Tough elbowdrop is painful enough, but a powerslam is like stabbing a knife into Van Dam's stomach. And, come on...Goldust could feasibly win the title from HHH. One kick in the groin and Triple H will be screaming in pain while picking his balls up off the mat. Then it'll be an easy 3 count. Hell....Goldust would be a better champion than Goldberg.

You know....Vince COULD use this to heat up the HHH/Goldberg feud even more. *Man Gets Hit in Groin with Football* Goldberg would be in the locker room playing football with Goldust. (Because both their names begin with Gold - Comedy once again ) Goldberg throws the football and hits HHH in the groin with it. HHH: Agh, my groin ! Then, WWE could replay this over and over, with different camera angles and rock music.

I'd rather have RVD sacrificed to Kane at SummerSlam in a high-profile match than have RVD not appear on SummerSlam at all. But that's just my opinion. It's amazingly ridiculous that one of the top faces on RAW looks to be, yet again, not appearing on a PPV.

So? You said people who aren't wrestlers shouldn't be on TV. Without Vince McMahon would that feud have worked? So one good non-wrestler feud justifies the countless non-wrestling, boring feuds we have had since ? It was what....4 years ago ? Seriously, it's time for Vince to let it go. It was the exception. Not the rule. Just look at the shit we're dealing with now. Austin/Bischoff Austin/Kane Vince/Gowan Vince/Brock Stephanie/Sable Shane/Kane and why?! This stuff sucks. Let the wrestlers feud. Please.

Austin wanted Kane to hurt him. Kane refused, kind of hurting his bad-ass reputation. Then Shane came in. Clotheslined Kane over the top rope to the floor. Kane tried to go up the ramp and leave. Shane kept hitting him with the steel chair shots, with Kane getting HURT from each one. Then, he knocked him off the stage through the table. After about 10 seconds, Kane sat up and smiled. Maybe it's just me, but I don't see a MONSTER there.

No, we got Albert. He'll be going over Rey Misterio in the 6-Man. See ? As for Nathan Jones....I don't know. Have him punk out Ultimo Dragon in the back. Nathan's big. Ultimo's small. Nathan's tough. Ultimo's light. It's money in the bank !

Come on. This is SO obvious !! ...... ...... ......he won't be wrestling. The man does have a concussion, thanks to the man who can destroy RVD but get punked out by the boss' son. RVD get a high-profile match on a PPV....instead of Shane.... Hilarious!

Nope, he's never done that. So what Wrestler gets kicked off the PPV so Shane can get on? RVD? Ah, but Shane will probably get murdered by Kane to continue his push. Would you prefer a guy like RVD to be sacrificed to Kane giving the likeliness that he'll be jobbing? And doesn't it make sense that the son would come to avenge his mother? I'd rather RVD be on the card AT ALL. At this point, it doesn't look like he'll have a match. And it's not even like you could say "WWE isn't THAT stupid." Look at Armageddon.....and god damn WrestleMania XIX. [Heat doesn't count] Make Shane vs. Kane a hyped Raw match. Make RVD vs. Kane a SummerSlam match. Put the wrestlers on the 2nd-most important PPV and stop with the damn McMahon Madness

By the way, the proper way to crap up Smackdown's side: WWE Title: Kurt Angle© vs. Big Show Brock Lesnar vs. Vince McMahon US Title: Eddie Guerrero© vs. The Undertaker A-Train/John Cena/Matt Hardy vs. APA/Rey Misterio and, the rematch to end ALL rematches. Stephanie McMahon vs. Sable in an Evening Gown Match ! Now THAT's WrestleCrap !