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Well, Lashley's high-pitched voice and bland personality can be the it factor for them as well. I heard he got an outstanding ovation tonight for his thrilling and highly awaited win.

Why not the Mets?

Oh man. I can't wait to read about the backstage fallout from this show.

...but they did book this poorly.

Van Dam is finished. Vince doesn't want to put the title on him anymore. He doesn't want to have to rely on him anymore. Notice they've dropped the RVD storyline in the past few weeks for this Lashley bullshit. They're not going to ever push him towards the Heavyweight Title again, and he's better off trying to get the Sabu treatment and jump to TNA if he can.

Haha. Punk and Van Dam the first two eliminated. What a way to keep the crowd in the match. Really, I can't imagine spending $40 on the garbage they've produced tonight.

Frogg messed up. The next line was "What's wrong, didn't think I remember?"

Hulk Hogan's Sephiroth Legdrop -Does it is cool or what?

If either Nintendo or Microsoft gets both Grand Theft Auto and Kingdom Hearts (if a new version of that comes out, which I'm assuming it will eventually), I'll have absolutely no reason to throw my money towards Sony. They were the main draws for me to buy the PS2 in the first place.

A crowbar? Holy shit, that's lame.

So wait, what weapons are going to be in the Chamber match?

Oh my God. Bob was right about Coffey. How does someone get so angry over VAL VENIS, of all people?

This pisses me off more than a message forum has ever pissed me off before. Even though it's just text from someone that I will never meet, it pisses me off. Not just because I'm a Morley mark, but because people are so dimwitted they have to always use the same excuses for everything. His matches are repetitive? Fuck you. Alright. Just straight fuck you. This is the WWE. EVERY match is repetitive. Every fucking one. That's what happens when you only get four minutes to work. I think, no fuck that, I KNOW Val is the best wrestler on RAW. Yeah, that's right. Better than Jericho, better than RVD & better than Lance Storm. You can call me crazy all you want, but I know what I have seen. Morley always...ALWAYS entertains me. On the stick, in the ring, everywhere. He should be a main eventer by now. Especially after having to go through all the "Val Venis" bullshit. He is WAY above average in the wrestling department. "Average at best?" Fucking please. Rodney Mack is average at best. Test is average at best. Morley is better than half the roster (including Smackdown). Average at best means that when he has his best nights, it's only average. Or, it could mean if you added up all of his matches and rated them on quality, then divided by the number of matches you would end up with a number that was "average" based on a scale that would have to be made up as well. Fuck that. Did you even think before you typed that? His offense is rather dull aside from a few moves like the Blue Thunder? Why's that? Because not every single move he uses is exclusive to him? I beg to differ. He executes all of his moves well. He has a great finisher. The 'Money Shot' is highly underrated. Everytime I see it I just have flashbacks to Jimmy Snuka days. Just because he doesn't do twenty moonsaults and six corkscrews before hitting a body splash doesn't mean that it can't still be impressive. I swear, it's like people have selective viewing habits. If you don't think Morley is talented, you shouldn't be allowed to form an opinion about wrestling on a wrestling forum. The same people that preach about Chris Jericho, Booker T. & The Hurricane had better damn well see something in Morley. Now I'm bitter. I can't believe that someone would go out of their way to call Morley average. I've never even seen Morley botch a spot! Remember his feud with D-Lo way back when for the IC title? Yeah, he was even good back then. I've also never heard about Morley being hard to work with or causing problems backstage. In fact, whenever I do read something about him, it's usually just something like him going to another wrestlers wedding. That just shows that he's a nice guy with a lot of friends. I guess we all know where nice guys finish. I just think it's a case of the good old TSM double standard again. I have no doubt in my mind that if people talked about Morley as much as they talk about some other 'Smark Darlings" everyone would act like they liked him. Why? Because this place is full of fucking sheep. Just a bunch of damn bandwagon jumpers. It makes me sick. It's like everyone just tries to fit in. Everyone likes the same five wrestlers...and I know that they are talented, but I guarantee half of the people that act like they like Guerrero or Jericho only say that to try and fit in here. The reasoning is because they don't want to be "ran off" for having a different opinion. Don't act like it wouldn't happen either, because it's happened in the past. It's not just a difference of opinion either. You might not like Morley as much as me, that's fine. You might think other wrestlers are better than him, that's fine too. Those are opinions, I'll admit that. Saying the man is not talented or is average is not an opinion. Not to me. To me it's false information. It's bullshit. He obviously has talent. OBVIOUSLY. If you can't see that, quit watching wrestling because you wouldn't know talent it it took you out into the middle of the street and blew your brains out.

Now Paul, I thought we were friends. Don't tell me you're joining up with Team Coffey.

Sorry if this ruins anybody's plans -- I think they mainly hurt mine -- but I'm not going to be able to write this match for the reasons stated above. I'll write something for November Reign to give a storyline explanation as to why. Again, sorry everybody.

Coffey needs to be reined in. He's been angry for a while now. Just because he has Batista in his avatar, Coffey now thinks he's an intense musclebound poster that dresses in a ridiculously suave fashion. Yeah, well, he's not. That TSM Writer title won't guard you forever, Coffey, so I suggest you watch your temper.

Oh no. Coffey's back. I guess the turkey won't be ready for another few hours. There's no other explanation for Coffey's intensity.

Coffey's a monster...reminds me of netslob. Wonder if they're the same person.

What happened to the mild-mannered Coffey we all knew and sorta just ignored?

Fuck, I didn't want people to know I edited that post. There has to be a way for me to turn that feature off.

If I knew this guy's MySpace, I would send him a link to this thread and to the comments Leena made to others about how she doesn't want to get married. It would be like when Fridge did the same thing to Carnival...only so much funnier.

What an attention whore. Leena, this thread isn't about you! Get out.

So I'm going to be working my first Black Friday this year for Circuit City. Have to be in by 3 AM. Doors open at 4. Supposedly scheduled until 10 PM but, as the day goes on, more and more people will be sent home...so that's up in the air, I guess. This is the first time I've worked Black Friday for a retail store yet but I did work at a McDonalds on a busy avenue one year for this special day. To see a lady come storming in and knock all the food off another woman's table because she snatched up the last Bratz doll in the KB Toy Store a block away a few minutes earlier...memorable, to say the least. Stories?

Wait Marvin, you're serious? If you are, you need to post that IM revelation ASAP.

So who came up with the bright idea of having Holly dominate the match -- and repeat some of the same exact spots from the last one?