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And there we go with Aaron Heilman. What a shock. How this team thinks they're going to make it far in the playoffs with such a putrid bullpen is beyond me. But this has been, in my opinion, the main problem since the season started.

The Mets have definitely been on a tear hitting-wise against the Padres this series. Win or lose tonight, they've shown a lot of resiliency these past three games.

And oh look, Billy Wagner just blew another save. Why, this isn't the playoffs. Just what does he think he's doing??

Then again, I had been saying here as early as June that the Mets needed to rehaul their bullpen, insisting that Mota and Heilman and Schoenweis were not going to cut it....only to be told that I was wrong and the bullpen was not a problem for the Mets. When the trading deadline came, I again made it clear that the Mets sorely needed to trade for some relievers, and once again, I was told I had the wrong idea. If only I could be happy that, once again, I've proved I'm always right and everybody else who disagrees with me is always wrong.

That doesn't even rhyme.

I can't wait for the movie "Greyhound 93".

I never thought Grey's Papaya was all that special. Go with Nathan's and make sure to get a side of cheese fries. Nathan's might be the best fast-food place for fries. If you're going to eat unhealthy, you might as well go for the whole thing.

True. It's a shame she couldn't teach David Chase how to write a proper finale.

So what are some of the specific comments Heyman made to Stephanie?

If anything, the Mets desperately need to fix up their bullpen because if they try to go with what they have now, it's bound to fall apart once they get down the stretch. Mota hasn't looked good all year since he got off the roids. Heilman is good for giving up at least two runs every time he gets in the game. Schoeneweis has almost become as talented at blowing a game as Heilman has. And Joe Smith, Aaron Sele, and Mike Pelfrey aren't going to be enough to keep the pen going. They need to get one or two strong bullpen arms, if not more.

I think White Castle might be a national thing. There are several of them scattered throughout Brooklyn.

Why would The Office submit "The Coup"...? That was one of their weakest episodes of the season.

Ah shit. I can see some of my Away Messages ending up here.

Why don't you just scroll past their posts like a man?

I thought it was revealed that the IP Address from where the Wikipedia comment came from also left other retarded comments including the one about Chavo being a rapist without a penis or something. Seems like a red herring to me. Why would anybody in WWE try to hide Nancy's death for so many hours?

You're the one who dropped out of his Facebook group, buddy.

Hey J. I have. Knew alot of the old WCW crew. Sat in the booth next to Chris and Dean once (I was with two friends who had wrestled a dark match for WCW taping). Talked to him backstage a few times, heard stories (all good). Kinda stunned still. Oh God. I didn't realize! How are YOU holding up, Stephen?

Maybe Chris Benoit caught Nancy standing in Kevin Sullivan's box. Oh my goodness gracious.

It's going to be awkward this summer when Rey Misterio is running around with a Chris Benoit armband and slashing his throat as a tribute.

Where did all the touching Chris Benoit sigs go....?

I had Chris Benoit as #1 on my MySpace Top 8 but if he really killed his wife Nancy and his young son, I'll most likely have to move him down a couple of spots

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED NANCY TO SPOIL SHERRI MARTEL'S FUNERAL

Chris Benoit wouldn't want you to do that. He took a lot of pride in his Facebook following.

This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy ate roast beef. And this little piggy had none. And this little piggy went AH FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD MY FUCKING FOOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Not that I would reveal it here or anything but the spoiler of what character dies at the end may now be floating around the Internet. Obviously it isn't confirmed at this point though.