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I too think it's wrong to hit a woman, however, I also think it's ignorant to say it's never right to defend yourself in anyway other than just trying to move her away from you. It really depends on the circumstances. Steve Austin, in this case, is in the wrong because it's obvious that he was pushing her from behind, possibly after the arguement was over. But we really don't know for sure. I'm 220lbs. Let's say, hypothetically, a 135lb man came and attacked me viciously for no apparent reason and I hit him to get him away. How is that any different than a 135lb woman attacking me viciously for no apparent reason and I defend myself in the same way? They're both going to be just as frail.

Someone already brought that up, 'sault.

You're crazy!

I'm a big fan of the 2001 Summerslam video package for Steve Austin/ Kurt Angle. I still get goosebumps from that one, great synching with the music.

Dave Chappelle is funny? Is this Bizarro world I stepped into?

How can you give it a chance? I mean, it's a frigging cosmetic change. He's still a Bah Gawd Hoss. He's still the same CRAPPY wrestler. Who cares? I can, for once, enjoy some aspect of him. Better than what we had before, which was a crappy wrestler with a stale gimmick. He may still be a crappy wrestler, but at least now his promos and his gimmick are a refreshing and enjoyable change of pace. Plus, wait until he actually wrestles with this new gimmick before you crap all over him, he might change his style a bit to accomodate it. You never know. Yeah. Change from the WWE Hoss Style. Riiight. You just keep telling yourself that. I never thought I'd enjoy Bradshaw in any capacity and look at me now, I'm digging the gimmick. No one here is saying he's suddenly gonna become a workrate machine, but the idea that he might change things up a bit isn't out of the question. Stranger things have happened.

And on the same note the WWF did everything to make sure Goldberg would fail. They put him in silly comedy skits backstage, they exposed him in his first match with the Rock, as champion he got bested by Mark Henry over and over, they changed his music and at the end they were trying to force him to quit using his finisher. He has every right to rip the WWF for constantly putting him in situations where he wouldn't be successful. If he doesn't like being exposed as the garbage that he is, maybe he should actually, y'know, work harder and try to improve himself. What a crazy notion!

How can you give it a chance? I mean, it's a frigging cosmetic change. He's still a Bah Gawd Hoss. He's still the same CRAPPY wrestler. Who cares? I can, for once, enjoy some aspect of him. Better than what we had before, which was a crappy wrestler with a stale gimmick. He may still be a crappy wrestler, but at least now his promos and his gimmick are a refreshing and enjoyable change of pace. Plus, wait until he actually wrestles with this new gimmick before you crap all over him, he might change his style a bit to accomodate it. You never know.

Yeah, I find it funny that Cena needs to actually pull out of a bag of nuts to throw at the guy when he says "deez nuts" just to cover his and the WWE's ass from the FCC. A Cena promo can be broken down into this: -Raps about city to get cheap pop -Makes fun of whomever he's addressing by insinuating they are gay -Makes dick jokes about addressee -Tells them to either suck his dick or choke on deez nuts at the end. Talk about stale.

Yes, I'm feeling it! O'Haire could be the Yes-man, which every successful businessman needs. JBL: "I have more money than all of you in this arena combined. I am a financial genius!" O'Haire: "He's not telling you anything you don't already know."

As it relates to Texas, most Texans don't seem to take too kindly to "yuppies" from NYC. So if they changed that to his hometown he would get heavy heat from the southern crowd, ESPECIALLY Texas. Geez, don't you guys watch King Of The Hill?

I loved everything about this new Bradshaw. I like how they call him "John 'Bradshaw' Layfield". I like how he brings his book out for no other reason other than to wave it around in peoples faces. I like how he's always smiling. Good pacing and good delivery. I actually WANT to see more of Bradshaw now.

I have to agree with CM Punk, as much as I normally dislike Bradshaw, this new gimmick isn't half bad. And he cut a really good promo.

HHH: "And look why it's....uh...Mr. Brown shoes! How about that....local sports team?"

No, he was not. Will you people ever drop that shit? Yes he was. Way too fast. And that's what partially lead to him quitting. If he was forced to work his way up a bit slower in his first year (like Kurt Angle, who went through some of the smaller titles before moving on to the big one) he would have either realized earlier that wrestling wasn't for him and quit, saving the company all the trouble and money they went through promoting him as a huge star, or he would have been much more grateful when he finally DID win the Heavyweight Title and probably would have stuck around much longer. He was spoiled rotten from the word go and now that he isn't top of the card he's quitting. Wrestling Bob Holly and Undertaker is not a valid reason for quitting, tons of main eventers have had to deal with programs with those two guys (even the no-selling Undertaker). And last night 'taker was still selling offense, so that reason is nullified. Good riddance, Brock. Let me know when you stop wearing diapers.

I wanted more Solidus in MGS2. Doing that bomb defusal thing and fighting characters like the fatman was just so...stupid, I wanted to see some epic showdowns with Solid Vs. Solidus, not a fat bomber on rollerblades.

ok that there destroyed any minute credibility that dirtsheet had with me, and this story as well. Sable and Brock? Surely a lie. Uh, everyone else reported the exact same thing about Brock leaving, so I doubt it's a lie. Although, I don't doubt that Lesnar and Sable are a lie. Oh and guess what people: This might mean the Goldberg vs. Lesnar match might not even be ON. Go for broke on the speculation of THAT tidbit. We might not even get the matchup. I took that to mean that Lesnar could still change his mind about quitting from now until Wrestlemania, not that the match wouldn't be on.

My god. I'm almost drooling at the thought of Brock Lesnar vs. Yoshihiro Takayama or Brock Lesnar vs. Kenta Kobashi. Do it, Brock! Puroresu beckons! It sounds to me like Lesnar is tired of wrestling in general, thus why he wants to go play football for the NFL. So I doubt he's gonna be showing up in a Japanese fed any time soon.

Gotta second what Andrew said, I'm gonna be sick if Nintendo stops making consoles and all we're left with is Sony and Microsoft. It's the principle more than anything, the company that basically INVENTED CONSOLE VIDEOGAMES getting muscled out by two grossly overbearing media conglomerates is a hard thing to stomach.

If this is a Direc-to-Video movie, I don't care. But if this is honestly going to be going into theatres, someone at FOX needs to be injured. Badly.

When Kurt Angle put Big Show in the TESTICULAR CLAW~! on Smackdown from a few months ago. It just came out of nowhere and the thought of Kurt, muscles all tense in his arm while squeezing and shouting "WOO!" right into Big Show's face cracks me up every time. Big Show sold it like a maniac too.

I was actually there for this, and it was pretty funny live. They were doing the Hogan poses and stuff, and after Big Show got shoved (actually out of the ring) he stood there for a minute, looked into the crowd and said "What the hell was that?'" Watching Bradshaw scurry to the back like he had the secret rocket formula with that beer was pretty funny too. It was also Ernest Miller's last working appearance; I'll always miss his theme music. And to confirm, Bradshaw did say it was his 45th birthday. And I'll never forget Tajiri stealing and wearing Lamont's afro wig.

I'm looking forward to when the evil twin arrives and wreaks havok.

Learn how to write! My gosh, nothing you've written in this ENTIRE THREAD, save for maybe the first page, comes even close to any semblance of what natural dialogue and conversation should sound like. Honestly, you brag about your A's in Advanced English at Berkley and then you proceed to vomit this diarrhea out of your ass. Heaven help us if this kind of pompous trash is what passes for A material there, or anywhere for that matter. Stop writing, go find a job you'll be good at. Like being a doorstop. And for the record, I think this stopped being real on the first page.

Just throw Holly in a shoot fight with Angle and Lesnar, then we'll see how "Hardcore" he is. Just make sure you have an ambulance handy 5 minutes after the bell rings. Seriously, Holly is known for this sort of behavior, and as others have said, I think he makes a point to actually try to hurt people. He needs to be taught a lesson, either by firing him or putting him in some shoot fights with opponents who have hurt him bad in the past (Angle and Lesnar). You'd think he would have learned his lesson after he got his neck broken the first time. Guess he didn't. Maybe he will after the 4th time and he's a vegetable.