rising up out of the back seat-nuh

I'd be willing to chip in for the Dames WMXX fund. Do you take British pounds?

If she turned into a forty year old white woman. And changed her name from Beyonce because she had issues with the "y". Dames Um... Yeah, I meant Betonce Knowles. She runs the shop at the end of my road. Looks exactly like Sable. Oh look, a squirrel with a gun! *runs away*

Someone still loves you...

*sigh* I like TFD's old avatar. It's like Battle Royale for people with no attention span...

Damn straight they should! Even if it isn't as pimp-tastic as your last avatar.

Everyone likes me. But they should like me more. I rock the casbah.

Pink Floyd Floyd vs The Mars Volta

That sucks man, but it seems like you left a good position with a good reference, so you shouldn't have any problem getting new work. Or you could become a wrestler!

For a split-second, I thought that was Betonce Knowles... Sue me.

It's neve redriew gnidaer siht daerht no taht ...gniht .S.P oG evahc TIDE I kcus ta drawkcab gnilleps

Wow. Has Billy got any kids? Sonn of a Gunn is so what they would call his son/student...

In the UK, sex is 16, Alcohol is 18. That sounds about fair, although sex aducation is way more important than age of consent. A 15 yr old who has been taught about sex, and knows the risks they are taking will be more responsible than a 18 yr old who knows nothing...

It's not impossible that Loch Ness has provided a "Lost World" environment isolated from the rest of the world, but if there were plasiosaurs in Loch Ness, they wouldn't have been isolated until the last Ice Age, many millions of years after the K/T boundary. This would suggest that plesiosaurs would be found from a lot more recently than they have been. Also, it is likely that the creature would be highly specified and highly evolved compared to Mesozoic plesiosaurs. So, personally, I am deeply sceptical. There you go. The first and last time I'm going to use my Palaeontology degree...

Gunn will be long by then. Although he'll probably be a road agent, giving young wrestlers the benefit of his wrestling genius...

So Metallica are going to sue over a stupid pointless little thing because they're no talent dickwads? Delicious!

For Sylvian, three words: Fat Chick Thriller

Rikishi was in The Headshrinkers in 1993 wasn't he? And when did Hunter debut?

I'd look like Kylie. I'd be a great lesbian...

<----- This owns you all. Before that: Because zombies and The Mars Volta also own.

Robbie Williams~!!!! [/sarcasm]

Beyonce. A Justin/Beyonce duet would own so much...

Now, Jay-Z with Dan the Automator: THAT I would buy...

S(hi)t Anger is that bad? I only listened to the title track on the radio, and it reminded me of System of a Down for some reason. Because it sucks? Also, I wouldn't put it past any band to sue over continued use of a chord progression if they could prove that it was diagnostic of their work. Particularly Metallica...

JOTW: You need that as your avatar

The first WWE undisputed champion was a former cruiserweight champion. That is all I can be bothered to say right now.