rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Biffy Clyro: Questions and Answers

Fucking hell. Imagine waking up and seeing a girl who you figure is the same age as you: and it's your daughter. This just reminds me of the "Prehistoric Ice Man" South Park episode. Also, his second word was Pepsi? That's just crying out for a sponsorship deal

That's not funny. That's just stupid. Why the hell would you think this would be a good idea for a joke thread?

At least it looks like they're building decent feauds for SummerSlam: Kidman/Rey, Benoit/Rhyno, Hardy/Gunn. If this is the blow off for the McMahon bollocks (and it should be) it'll be worth it.

Of course the standard of life won't be raised immediately. It's just foolish to think "Poof! All better now!". And Humanitarian aid is going over right now (It's been shown many times on the news. Crates of water and food. I'm sure other people have seen this.) As far as I know, the looting is now under control as well. I've heard nothing about anymore looting. Can you confirm this? Oh, I know that Iraq isn't going to become a capitalist paradise overnight, but at the moment, months after the occupation of Iraq by Allied forces, the country is still in disarray, and it will take a lot of time to repair the damage caused by the war. It should get better, but it will take a lot of effort, and the cynic in me believes that in the long term, the US will leave Iraq in a similar state as it was under Hussein.

And from all reports, Iraq hasn't recieved any significant humanitarian aid (at least not to the point where their lives are significantly better). The country is in chaos, with financial problems and widespread looting. It is definately argueable whether this war has, as yet, been beneficial to the average Iraqi, although it is, of course, likely to be beneficial in the long term.

I liked my 1999 idea better than this Smackdown

So, if Angle = Grandmaster Sexay, who is Scotty 2 Hotty?

Tommy Dreamer = Bossman

*tonight the part of Jeff Hardy will be played by Spanky*

You could always dress the current roster up as 1999 wrestlers. Like Jazz as Chyna, Benoit as Road Dogg and Rey Mysterio as X-Pac...

Ummmm. Put a wig on Nathan Jones! No-one will ever know! Some organisation should hire David Lynch as a writer. It would be the best show ever!

He wasn't wrestling full time for WWEin 2000. None of the recently deceased were. That's why it HAS to happen tonight on Smackdown!

OR she wakes up, and realises the last three years of WWE have just been a dream... Now who wouldn't mark out for that?

If I was a chick, I could never go out with a Flair. I'd be too tempted to do the WOOOOS~!

So, does anyone know who's gonna be the 4th entrant in the US tourny?

Wasn't JD that awful Evanescence single?

Granted, but he's hardly the force he was over a decade ago.

it does show some nice features though, like the silhouette damage meter and tapping the button to get out of a pin. Nice collision detection too: it looks a lot more solid than SYM

You never know, CP might have had his arm shot and his stash stolen in a failed drug deal, made his way home, spent two hours without medical attention, turned his computer on, headed for the forums, took the time out to make a sensible post in the WWE folder, headed to NHB, started this thread then logged off to go and get some chips or something. Vince McMahon is right: you smarks are way to cynical

By my count, taken from the contract termination thread, each show has about 40 workers on it, including those who are injured. Don't forget half of OVW has joined WWE since the draft.

I do really like Jay-Z. But Rick Rubin? WTF?

Wait a minute! Stacy can read now? What the fuck happened there?

I don't wanna know where it goes after they shoot his nose

I still like TYO's, but more for nostalgia than anything. Thet aren't as funny as you remember (and at times cringingly cheesy), but if they're cheap, you could do a lot worse.