rising up out of the back seat-nuh

I know a bit of Estonian. Unfortunately, it has very little practical use outside Estonia...

My house is nothing, if not full of random blokes pissing on cats. And my pussy is hairy and satisfied at the moment.

Thats just the kind of thing Eagan would say... And no, I didn't think you were Eagan. If you were who I thought you were, you'd have said by now. I think.

I'm stroking my pussy right now...

I this dumb ass flame war starts up again, I'll be a sad panda indeed. BTW, who's Skironox? Someone new, an new name for someone or is it who I think it is.

No, but it has shares in College Fuck Fest, if that counts..

You were led astray by the other kids. They're a bad influence, and I don't want you playing with them no more!

If I had a 12 inch dick, attached to me or not. I wouldn't be posting here. I'd be too busy trying to open up a penis museum, with me as the star attraction. Also, my cat likes to be pissed on. No joke, just the truth.

I have no idea what you're talking about. And Hoff: I had to pay the bills somehow. Gay porn was easy, because no-one wanted to touch my ass.

On a semi-related note, they've just shown the Anchor Spreadable advert that Weebl (the guy behind the badger stuff) did on my TV. It truly rocks...

More like an episode of Reno 911 and Hoff getting patted down by the officer in shorts. I've got no idea what that show is, but it sounds like gay porn to me...

1984, right? God, that book owns. I have to get auto glass installed today for like two hours, and I'd KILL for a copy that isn't sitting at home on my bookshelf. In any case, I think we've had just about enough of Chave's cock for one day. Ah, 1884. I get it. And no-one has had enough of my cock for one day. Hell, I don't think that's even possible. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Buh?

Well, I'm convinced!

I don't like to look my lovers in the eye...

That's the first sign of chavitis...

Zack has never seen my cock. I blindfolded the motherfucker.

You're Canadian. What's your excuse?

no comment...

If you've got KY jelly and a goat, what the fuck do you need a porn mag for?

Your sig says that you're too cool for a sig. This is also a lie, and defies all known laws of logic...

Is there a gossip page on the net devoted to spreading rumors about me or something? Who's giving you these sources about my stupidity and dirty cock?

That man has no relevance to me whatsoever.

My dad moved in with me, does that count?

Who in the blue fuck is Rick Aguilera? Is it Ricky Martins stage name when he drags up as Xtina? Slightly back on topic, I can't figure out whether this is genius or the dumbest thing ever. This on the other hamd is the greatest thing ever...