rising up out of the back seat-nuh

I get the feeling this should be moved to NHB

::Breakdances::

Yeah, why not. It's a slow news day, and some of the trolls could do with a new target.

What gave it away?

Heh heh heh...

Voloyda. You know how sometimes in soaps they bring in someone new to play a character? Banky does the reverse of that.

::previously on TSM:: *flashback to the summer* Dames: Banky,you're banned Banky: GASP! *Flashback to a few weeks after* Austin3164life: I will plagerize because I'm evil! Some dude: You're plagerizing! Boo! Everybody: GASP! Austin3164life: Sorry, it was an accident. I'm leaving now and never coming back! Everybody: Yay! *flashback to a few months ago* Dames: Banky, for helping my board, you can come back! Banky: GASP! *flashback to just over a month ago* CWM and Banky: NHB sucks, lets start a new board and base it around the fact that chave rocks. Everybody else: Yay, chave! Lets go there, and use their funky, funky pirate motif. Dames: GASP! *flashback to last nite* Banky: Dames, you suck and your board sucks and you can't rap! Dames: Nuh-uh. You suck and your board sucks and you can't rap! Banky: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma! Dames: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma! Everybody: GASP! Austin3164life: Everybody look at me! I'm special! Everybody BOO! Austin3164life: Ok, bye. Banky and his crew: RAP ATTACK! Dames: REBOUND RAP! Banky: BURN! Dames: 0WNAGE! Everybody: This sucks, I'm going to bed. Banky and Dames: GASP! *flashback to this morning* chave: What the fuck happened here? Any clearer?

chave: giving light amusement since 1981

Screw all of this shit Rapping is so dated now Haikus are the light

Who? To start things off, why did Crucifixio Jones get banned? He sucked.

Fuck you, El Gheyo! LOL

I bet you $50 that Numi doesn't get it...

Nice. I was gonna try and go see Four Tet and Frank Black when they were down here, but a lack of cash meant my dole money went on Tesco Value beans...

Oh you just don't like me because I wished you were still banned. What the hell kind of a reason is that to hate a guy? I don't hate you, but you are a dumbass. Truth be told, I'd rather you hate me than think I'm a dumbass. I hate you. That cool new "Slovakia" dude has shown me the light!

72) Johnson occasionally doesn't think chave is a dumbass!

So, you occasionally don't think I'm a dumbass? That's going in the 100 reasons thread!

Oh you just don't like me because I wished you were still banned. What the hell kind of a reason is that to hate a guy? I don't hate you, but you are a dumbass. Do you still think I'm a dumbass Johnson?

Hey, what did I miss? ::Reads thread. Punches TNM:: That's for thinking I wouldn't punch you...

curiosity?

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I give it five years before they're playing weddings and retirement parties.

71) Inspired this work of art:

What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women" Read what you will into that In English, "Dames" means "women". Schmuck.

Maybe you stole his woman.

You might wanna post that in the pinned thread in case no-one sees it here.