Adam

Oh they dun fucked up now. Scotland Yard is gon' whoop some asses.

They're saying around 20 casualties, and a terror expert called the attacks designed to 'maximise chaos and minimise casualties'. It isn't as big as Bali or Spain, but still, fucking terrorists.

Favourite moment - Stuck In The Middle With You - Reservoir Dogs.

V V V V V Awesome.

Well that was the aim, just a fun inoffensive match that could give everyone a break from the tags. I liked Drek's role in the Battle Royal very much, and it was good to see Rodez put in such a good showing and being eliminated last.

Favourites right now: 1. Pulp Fiction 2. Sin City 3. Terminator 2 (its a little kid mark out thing, I freaking love that movie) 4. Batman Begins 5. Kill Bill Vol 1. Honorable Mentions: Silence of the Lambs, Batman, Kill Bill Vol 2, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Red Dragon, American History X, Batman Returns, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 (yet another childhood thing), Remember the Titans, Beverly Hills Cop. EDIT: Really hard to pick what I liked better out of Sin City and Pulp Fiction, they're almost on equal terms. Batman Begins was awesome as well.

Holy shit, thats incredible.

Cabana and Highlight reel on the same show? Sounds interesting. Thanks.

Hey, while we're here, can someone post the RAW Matches without spoilers, considering I see RAW tomorrow? Thanks in advance.

Loved the Battle Royal, really, really good job there by KC. Great job by Hoff on that tag match in such short notice, props to you. I skimmed the rest, but the underlying theme became that the partners didnt get along, but found some way to win and advance. TEH WINN0R had me marking out too. Great show guys!

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Hogan has said in quite a few interviews that he really likes RVD, and even said in one Apter mag that hes a guy 'that you could build a company around', so I doubt Hogan would be 'lowering' himself at all.

'Tis now my buddy icon. YAY!

Dude, we realise this, its a thread for songs that would most FIT with a wrestler.

I'm hoping that individual performances are soon available for download on TorrentSpy or something, because the tape I recorded Live8 on is shit quality. So Pink Floyd was really THAT good? Wow, I can't wait.

I'll be posting aagin. Same Warrior-time, same Warrior-channel.

I was waiting for Rob to say that... HE SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL! I BROKE HIS BACK AGAIN! YEAH!

That's really, really ghey. Fucking ghey. Terrible. Awful.

I've got a certain somoene you could put in an Ultimate X Match....

Hey, who says that Batista will lose? I've had Stephanie on my back all week, we're yet to work out a finish. OK, both PRL matches are in there, and the show is complete. I'll take out the offending props name as well, good thinking King.

You're all so creative!

Fairly short, just a couple of matches, but some good stuff in there continuing angles. Detailed feedback once detailed feedback of GAB is done.

Right, I'll post the show now and edit it in when I get it.

Props: Hoff Masked Man Of Mystery Phoenix Fury Legdrop Tony149 Zack Malibu Nice Guy Adam Alfdogg

MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies And Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit, and is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Italian…uh…Puerto Rican Championship! COLE Here we go. It’s main event time on HeldDOWN~! “The Wall” by Kansas starts playing. The lights go down in the arena, as orange, green, and red strobes circle the arena. After a few seconds, the entrance doors slide open and Alfdogg appears. The crowd greets him with a mixed reaction. Alfdogg just stares at the crowd, and begins walking to the ring, his eyes focused solely on it. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger. Weighing in at 240 lbs. From Anderson, Indiana. He is a former OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOORRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD. ALFDOGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! COLE Alfdogg has been out of action since School’s Out, when he was brutally attacked by the GPX. Tonight, he makes his return, and what a way to do so, taking on Tha Puerto Rican for the Puerto Rican Championship! CABOOSE And isn’t it great that the belt is called the Puerto Rican Championship again? The Puerto Rican Championship is the best name that belt has ever had. COACH But wait a minute. Drek Stone renamed the belt the Italian Championship, and we all know how much you love Drek! CABOOSE Yes…but…uh. COLE Ha! Ha! CABOOSE Damnit! Meanwhile, Alfdogg slides into the ring. He bounces off the ropes to get himself warmed up, and then looks at the entrance. “The Wall” by Kansas dies down and the lights go back in the arena. However, just as quickly as they disappear, they appear again. In big, white, blocky letters, the following words appear on the AngleTron, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role ‘99” starts playing over the p.a. system. P.R. is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” throughout the song, while smoke fills the entranceway, and the spotlights flicker on and off. After a few seconds, the entrance door slide open, and out from the smoke comes…no one. Alfdogg is puzzled at this, as is referee Earl Herbner. A minute goes by, and PRL is nowhere to be seen. COLE Where the heck is PRL? Finally, PRL appears through the smoke. The crowd stands up and boos The Corporate Champ. Tha Puerto Rican is tired, having just wrestled two matches in the past few days. He stops to catch his breath, and then walks to the ring. He has a towel around his neck, and is wearing a black PRL t-shirt, a Puerto Rican flag bandana, a gold chain, blue elbowpads, black sweatpants, his Puerto Rican flag wrestling boots, and his Puerto Rican flag wristbands. He holds the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt in his right hand, and the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt in his left hand. BUFFER And his opponent. Weighing in at 223 lbs. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. He is the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion AND the One And Only AngleSault Thread Puerto Rican Champion. He is “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! COLE PRL doesn’t appear to be in the shape to wrestle. CABOOSE Of course he isn’t! Look at him. He’s wearing his warmup attire! He wasn’t supposed to wrestle two matches tonight! This is just another example of OAOAST Corporate screwing PRL over! COACH How can he be tired? His match earlier tonight wasn't even a minute long! CABOOSE You forget that he also had alot taken out of him thanks to his match against John Brickston. You guys wouldn't know that, since neither of you are wrestlers! Chants of “P.R. SUCKS!” fill the arena as the Corporate Puerto Rican Champion slowly walks to the ring. PR stops to catch his breath again, and then places his two title belts on his shoulders, and slides into the ring. COLE This is the first ever meeting between Tha Puerto Rican and Alfdogg. Tha Puerto Rican defeated John “Rock Hard” Brickston at The Great Angle Bash to win the Italian Title. He renamed the belt back to the Puerto Rican Title earlier tonight. CABOOSE This isn’t fair. PRL had to wrestle earlier tonight. Alfdogg has the advantage. He hasn’t wrestled in a month, while PRL has wrestled two other times in the past week! COACH Well, it’s too late to change anything. This match is going to happen, and it’s going to happen now, on the first HeldDOWN~! after The Great Angle Bash! PRL tells the ringcrew to take away his pyro. He hands the 24/7 and Puerto Rican Championship belts to Earl Herbner. Herbner raises the Puerto Rican Championship belt, and then hands the belts over to a ringcrew member. While this is going on, Tha Puerto Rican throws his towel at Alfdogg’s face, and then starts attacking him. Earl Herbner sees this, and calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* OAOAST PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (Champion) VS. ALFDOGG (Challenger) Tha Puerto Rican and Alfdogg engage in a slugfest. PRL gains control, and drives Alfdogg to a turnbuckle. P.R. stomps a mudhole in Alfdogg. He picks Alfdogg up, and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Alfdogg reverses, and PRL does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron. P.R. stops to take a breather, but gets hit with a clothesline by Alfdogg! COLE And Alfdogg has control as we start this match! COACH PRL was playing possum. He came out in his warmup gear, and was walking slow in order to make Alfdogg think that he wasn't 100%. He wanted Alfdogg to get cocky, to think he had the match in the bag. Well, so much for that. Alfdogg gets out of the ring to throw PRL back into the ring. He kicks PRL several times, and then does a standing moonsault onto PRL. He covers him, but gets a two count. He picks up PRL again, but PRL pokes him in the eyes. Tha Puerto Rican begins punching Alfdogg in the face several times. He whips Alf into the ropes, and follows with a flying clothesline. He then gets up and poses. COACH I think it’s a little too early to pose. CABOOSE It’s never too early to pose. P.R. does several fistdrops onto Alfdogg’s forehead. He then heads to the ropes, and does the Five Knuckle Shuffle onto Alfdogg’s forehead. PRL then gets on top of Alfdogg, and grabs his head, punching him in the face again and again. COLE PRL has only been a double champion for a few days. You can bet he wants to keep the Puerto Rican Title for a long time! CABOOSE Of course. EVERY champion wants to keep his belt for a long time. There’s no champion who says “Hopefully, somebody will beat me for the title tomorrow!” COLE … CABOOSE That’s right! PRL picks up Alfdogg and whips him into a turnbuckle. PRL hits Alfdogg with the Stinger Splash, and then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Tha Puerto Rican charges at Alfdogg, but Alf moves out of the way, and PRL hits the turnbuckle. Alf fires back, laying into PRL with lefts and rights, which the crowd responds with cheers. Alf gives PRL several knife-edged chops: WOOOOOOOO! CHOP! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHOP! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alfdogg gives PRL several European Uppercuts, and then whips him into the ropes. PRL tries for a clothesline, but Alfdogg ducks the clothesline. After PRL bounces off the opposite ropes, Alfdogg grabs him, and gives him a t-bone suplex! COLE T-bone suplex from the challenger! Tha Puerto Rican heads to the outside to catch his breath. The crowd starts booing, chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” P.R. jaws with some fans at ringside. Alfdogg heads to the outside, and beats on PRL there. Referee Earl Herbner begins his 10-count. Meanwhile, Alf whips PRL into the stairs—NO—PRL reverses, and Alf flies over the steel steps! COLE Good God almighty! That had to hurt! CABOOSE Well duh. COACH Alf is lying on the floor in pain. PRL can now take control of this match! Indeed. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican goes over to Alfdogg, and kicks him when he’s down, literally. P.R. grabs Alfdogg and punches him in the face several times, taking him to Sofa Central. The Puerto Rican Champion slams Alf’s head on the announcer’s table. COLE Hey, get back into the ring! PRL Shut up, Cole! CABOOSE He sure told you! PRL picks up Alf, and drops him on the edge of the announcer’s table. PRL gets back into the ring at the count of 7, and then quickly gets out to continue his assault on Alfdogg. He slams Alfdogg’s head on the announcer’s table, and then grabs Caboose’s water bottle. He takes a sip…and then SPITS the water back at Alfdogg! CABOOSE Ha! Ha! You can do whatever you want with my water bottle, P.R.! P.R. pours the water over Alfdogg’s head, and then whips him into a barricade. PRL then slams his knee into Alf’s head. PRL picks Alf up, and gives him a Russian Legsweep on the floor. By now, the referee’s count is at 8, so PRL throws Alf back into the ring. The crowd starts booing again. PRL stops to pose, and then heads to the top rope. He removes his left elbowpad and throws it into the crowd. He then leaps off the top rope, doing the “Up Yours!” hand gesture in midair, and connects with the Corporate Elbowdrop onto the chest of Alfdogg! CABOOSE Beautiful! PRL got some wonderful airtime! Bravo! Tha Puerto Rican covers Alfdogg. 1… 2… And Alfdogg kicks out! CABOOSE With the way this match is going, you wouldn’t know PRL has already wrestled tonight! PRL heads to the ropes again, and connects with The Mad Cappa Crusher 2003. PRL goes for the cover again. He gets two. Tha Puerto Rican then applies a chinlock on Alfdogg. COLE The devastating chinlock has been applied to Alfdogg! PRL cinches the hold tight, trying to make Alfdogg submit. The crowd claps in unison, trying to get the former World Heavyweight Champion to escape. Earl Herbner checks on Alfdogg, who is losing consciousness. COACH PRL could win the match right now! Suddenly, Alfdogg clenches his fists. He starts shaking, which pops the crowd. He gets one knee, but PRL still holds on to the chinlock. However, once Alfdogg gets to a vertical base, he elbows PRL in the stomach to escape the hold! Alfdogg heads to the ropes, and takes PRL down with a shoulderblock. Alf heads to the ropes again, but PRL leapfrogs over him, and then does a reverse leapfrog. PRL gives Alfdogg an arm-drag, and then does a dropkick. PRL picks Alf up, and whips him into a turnbuckle. He does another Stinger Splash. TPR grabs Alf, and tries to whip him into the opposite turnbuckle, but Alf reverses…and whips PRL OVER the turnbuckle onto the floor! COACH DAY-UM~! CROWD HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! PRL lies on the floor, face down. Alf heads to the outside. He beats on P.R., and then picks him up. PRL goes for a punch, but Alf blocks it, and follows with a punch of his own! Alf then slams PRL’s head on the barricade, and then whips him into a ringpost. Alf throws Tha Puerto Rican back into the ring. He grabs PRL’s legs and drags him over to a ringpost. Alf pulls PRL’s legs, and PRL’s crotch hits the ringpost! COLE That’s got to hurt! COACH PRL’s voice is going to be even MORE high-pitched following that! Alfdogg grabs PRL’s legs again, and puts his right leg in the middle. The crowd stands up, wondering what Alf is going to do next. RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR~! The crowd cheers loudly, as Tha Puerto Rican screams in pain. CABOOSE Ugh. PRL’s legs have gone through enough pain in the past few days! Earl Herbner tells Alfdogg to let go of the figure four. Alfdogg doesn’t listen, instead cinching the hold tighter, which causes PRL to scream like a little girl. Herbner has to pull Alfdogg off of PRL in order to stop the figure four. The crowd responds to that with boos. CABOOSE Phew. Thank You Earl Herbner. You did the right thing in stopping the hold! PRL clutches his right leg in pain as Alfdogg enters the ring. COLE The match continues! We got to take a commercial break, but we’ll be back with more of this exciting Puerto Rican Championship Match on HeldDOWN~! (COMMERCIAL) HeldDOWN~! returns with Tha Puerto Rican beating up Alfdogg. Alfdogg becomes dazed, so Tha Puerto Rican gives him a bodyslam. COLE Back on HeldDOWN~!, during the break, PRL took control with a low blow. And he just hit Alfdogg with a devastating bodyslam! P.R. stops to do The Lightning Crew Salute, and then heads to the top rope. He waits for Alfdogg to get up. COLE What is P.R. going to do now? CABOOSE How should I know? I’m not a mind reader! COLE Well, you always praise PRL. Are you two friends? CABOOSE No. Not really. I just happen to respect him because he’s a phenomenal athlete. I seem to be the only one that respects him though. Alf gets to a vertical base, so PR leaps off the top with a moonsault. It connects. The cover: 1! 2! KICK OUT! PRL picks up Alfdogg, and whips him into the ropes. Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! PRL then drops several knees on the back of Alfdogg. The crowd starts chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL stops his attack to tell the crowd to shut up. PRL picks up Alf again, and whips him into the ropes. Samoan Drop! PR grabs Alfdogg’s right leg, twists it, and applies the figure four leglock in the middle of the ring! CABOOSE The figure four leglock! This could end the match! The crowd starts cheering, trying to get Alfdogg to escape. Alfdogg screams in pain, but when Earl Herbner asks P.R. if he gives up, Alfdogg says no. PRL Come on Alfalfa! Give up! COLE Alfdogg is desperately trying to escape the hold! Alfdogg clenches his fists again. He curses at PRL, and then tries to reverse the hold. PRL fights to keep the hold, but Alfdogg is able to turn over, reversing the figure-four leglock! PRL now screams in pain, but he also refuses to give up. PRL grabs the bottom rope to stop the hold. The crowd boos loudly. CABOOSE Oh good. That was a close one. PRL could have lost the Puerto Rican Title! COLE Alfdogg picks up PRL. Ooh! And PRL with another lowblow! Tha Puerto Rican grabs Alf, and hits a vertical suplex. He rolls over, and hits another vertical suplex. PR rolls over again, and lifts Alfdogg up for another vertical suplex. He holds on, which causes the crowd to applaud. PRL does the “You can’t see me!” hand gesture, and then walks over to the ring ropes. There, PRL does a slingshot suplex, completing the Corporate Trifecta! PRL goes for the cover. He gets a two count. Tha Puerto Rican grabs Alfdogg’s head, and runs with him to the ropes. PRL leaps over the top rope, dropping Alfdogg’s neck on the top rope. The Necksnap! PRL quickly gets back into the ring, and when Alf is on his knees, PRL leaps over him, giving Alfdogg the Lightning Shock! PRL goes for the cover. ONE! TWO! THRE-KICK OUT! The man formerly known as Puerto Rican Lightning chokes Alfdogg, but Earl Herbner stops him. PRL picks up Alf, and whips him into a turnbuckle. PRL charges after him, but Alfdogg hits him with an elbow. Alfdogg punches Tha Puerto Rican again and again, and then whips him into the ropes. Alfdogg follows with a belly-to-belly suplex! He covers PRL, and gets a two. Alf picks up PRL, and gives him a snap suplex. Alf kicks PRL, and then grabs his legs, going for a sharpshooter. However, PRL quickly grabs the ropes the stop the hold. Alfdogg picks PRL up, and punches him in the face. Alfdogg whips P.R. into the ropes, but PRL reverses…and hits Alf with a SPINEEEEE-BUSSTAAHHH~! CABOOSE Oh yeah! You know what’s coming up next! Alf lies in the middle of the ring. The crowd stands up. Tha Puerto Rican gets ready to deliver the IntenseZone Elbow. He removes his right elbowpad, spits on it, and throws it on Alfdogg’s face. He does some weird hand signals, and then heads to the ropes, and jumps over Alfdogg. CABOOSE It’s now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling NOT sports-entertainment, the IntenseZone Elbow! PRL bounces off the other ropes, and then drops the IntenseZone Elbow on Alfdogg to a face pop. PRL covers Alfdogg. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! PRL picks up Alfdogg, and hits him with several European Uppercuts. He kicks Alf in the gut, and delivers a double-armed DDT on him. PRL covers Alf again. Two count. Tha Puerto Rican gets up, and so does Alf. The two men engage in a slugfest. PRL gets the advantage, and whips Alfdogg into the ropes. Alfdogg reverses, goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks underneath it, and comes back with the flying forearm! PRL then kips up, to loud boos! CABOOSE This is the end. We all know what happens next. Ha! Ha! PRL heads to a turnbuckle, and stomps his right foot a’la Shawn Michaels. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. Alfdogg is still lying on the mat. COLE PRL is looking for the Sweet Chin Music, which is the setup for the Corporate Nightmare. Alfdogg starts getting up. The crowd gets louder by the second. Alfdogg is now on his feet. PRL charges…and delivers the SWEET CHIN MUSIC to Alfdogg’s jaw! COLE The Sweet Chin Music connects! Tha Puerto Rican stands over the fallen Alfdogg with a sinister smile on his face. He looks at the crowd, who all know what PRL is thinking of doing. “THAT’S IT!” CABOOSE It’s time for the Corporate Nightmare! Indeed. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican waits for Alfdogg to get up. Once Alf is on his feet, PRL turns him around, kicks him in the gut—NO—Alfdogg catches PRL’s right foot, and spins him around, delivering a clothesline! PRL gets right up, so Alfdogg catches him, and gives him a release dragon suplex! PRL gets up again, so Alfdogg punches him in the face, and whips him into the ropes. Arn Anderson Style-SPINNNNNEEEEEBBBUUUUUSSSSTTTAAAHHHHHH~!!! COLE Alfdogg is making a comeback! CABOOSE Come on PRL! You maybe tired, but don’t let that hurt your chances of retaining the Puerto Rican Championship! Alf picks PRL up, and hits him with the Perfect Plex. But he only gets a two count. The crowd is getting hot, feeling that Alfdogg is close to winning. Alfdogg waits for PRL to get up. When he does, Alfdogg greets him with a superkick of his own! Alf quickly covers PRL. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! Alf continues beating up PRL. He picks him up, but PRL scratches his eyes. PRL grabs Alfdogg, and gives him the Latin Slam! He covers him, but gets a two count. Tha Puerto Rican slams the mat in frustration, and then heads to the outside. He leaps to the top rope, and then does a 450 Splash onto Alfdogg. The San Juan Jam! ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! COLE Tha Puerto Rican is pulling out all the stops to win this match and keep the Puerto Rican Championship! Tha Puerto Rican kicks Alfdogg in the face, and then picks him up. He whips him into a turnbuckle. Tha Puerto Rican then punches Alfdogg in the face several times, and then places him on the top rope. The crowd stands up, wondering what is going to happen next. COLE Is PRL actually going to try for a superplex? CABOOSE He’s Tha Puerto Rican. He can do anything. PRL gets on the top rope himself. He puts Alfdogg in a ¾ facelock, and then places Alf’s left arm over his head. PRL grabs Alfdogg’s windbreakers, and tries to lift him up. However, he is unable to. PRL tries for the superplex again, but Alfdogg still holds on. PRL tries a third time, but Alf still won’t budge. Finally, Alfdogg escapes the superplex hold, and shoves PRL off the top rope onto the mat. The crowd starts cheering once Alfdogg stands up on the top rope. COLE Uh-oh. Uh-oh. COACH This doesn’t look like it will end well for Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE Oh no. Not this! Anything but this! With “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican lying in the center of the ring, Alfdogg decides there’s no better time than now to leap off the top rope… AND DELIVER THE 5-STAR ALF SPLASH!!! COLE The 5-Star Alf Splash connects! CABOOSE KICK OUT PRL! KICK OUT! Alfdogg has Tha Puerto Rican covered. Referee Earl Herbner counts. ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *DING DING DING* (12:15) COLE Alfdogg has defeated Tha Puerto Rican! Alfdogg is the new Puerto Rican Champion! COACH Yes! Way to go, Alfdogg! BUFFER Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this contest, and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread Puerto Rican Champion… ALLLFFFFDOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! “The Wall” by Kansas starts playing. Alfdogg taunts PRL before getting his hands raised by Herbner. COLE PRL will go down in the OAOAST record books as having the shortest Puerto Rican Title reign in history! CABOOSE It’s not fair! PRL wasn’t ready to fight two matches! Alfdogg got him at the wrong time. If PRL was 100% ready, this match would have ended differently! Earl Herbner hands the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt to Alfdogg, who looks at it curiously, before raising it for the crowd to see. Meanwhile, Tha Puerto Rican rolls out of the ring, crushed at losing his title so soon. COLE Well, you can certainly call this an upset. Alfdogg, in his first match back, has defeated Tha Puerto Rican, the man who was able to beat John “Rock Hard” Brickston at The Great Angle Bash. And now Alfdogg holds the belt PRL brought into the OAOAST, the Puerto Rican Championship! COACH Nobody saw it coming, Michael. From out of nowhere, Alfdogg was able to hit the 5-Star Alf Splash on PRL. CABOOSE Oh. This sucks! PRL wasn’t supposed to lose the Puerto Rican Title so soon! He wasn’t supposed to lose it at all! That’s his title! That’s his property! And now it’s in the hands of Alfdogg! Ugh! I’m going to be sick! Alfdogg poses with the belt on the turnbuckles, and then gets Herbner to hook the belt around his waist. Alf then parades around the ring with the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt around his waist while the crowd cheers. COACH I wonder what Alfdogg is going to name the Puerto Rican Title? CABOOSE If he has any respect for the legacy of that title, he’ll keep calling it the Puerto Rican Championship! Alfdogg looks directly into the camera. ALFDOGG (mockingly) The Champ Is Here! HA! Give me a break! Alfdogg continues parading around the ring with a cocky smirk on his face. The crowd showers Alf with cheers. COLE Well fans, this has certainly been one hell of a HeldDOWN~! But that’s all the time we have. We’ll see you next week for more exciting OAOAST action on HeldDOWN~! COACH Peace out, ya’ll! CABOOSE Oh, shut up! The last image we see is Alfdogg raising his hands in victory, the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt shining around his waist. “The Wall” by Kansas continues playing. (FADE OUT) *End Show*