Dobbs 3K

I hope the kid cusses on the air, and orders some stupid match, like a flaming parachute match from out the back of a plane!

"Gee, what is going to happen next?"

Uh...yeah.

I hate John Cena. Someone needs to knock that stupid hat off his head.

Uh...I think it's an actuall Make-A-Wish kid.

Coach is going to make the kid wrestle him, and then shave his head.

He could buy rubber bullets.

I know it wouldn't have worked in that situation, but Edge should break out that sharpshooter variation he was using for a while. That was good enough as a finisher. Better than the "skinning guy slipping on a banana peel" spear he does.

"Gee, how will they possibly resolve this situation? It's too bad there's not some kind of authority figure to make a decision on this one."

Ah...double pin.

That was a weak ass spear right there.

ORTON STOMP~~~~!!!

Yeah, but then what would he do? Apply an Eyelock for the submission?

I don't know if HBK needs to risk doing another ladder match at this point in his career.

Nice technical wrestling so far. I don't care what anyone says, Randy Orton can go. He's probably my favorite wrestler right now, at least on RAW.

Hmmm...HBK coming out to "Sexy Boy" again and not wearing the DX gear.

I was just thinking, how soon until Randy Orton and/or Chris Benoit switch brands again? It is post-Mania time, after all.

Gotta love the crosses on HBK's chainmail there. Yeah, I can't wait for the promos after Backlash: "You won the match, but you never beat me! Blah blah blah, rematch, blah blah blah..."

Man, I hope Orton beats Michaels tonight, even though that won't happen.

WTF is that? Streaker?

I thought Flair was going to snap Carlito's neck, the way he was grabbing at him for a second.

There's no conspiracy, but I'm sure Selig didn't mind doing something for his hometown. But wouldn't it be awesome if the Indians broke out the '89 throwbacks, and Bob Uecker reprised the role of Harry Doyle for one of the three games? They actually used the old County Stadium for Major League. Juuuuuuust a bit outside. The Indians ownership was in favor of moving the series to Milwaukee. It's not like Selig used his mythical dictatorial powers to move the series to his hometown. And yes, apparently moving the series to Anaheim was logistically unfeasible. They're doing $10 tickets for these games, so I bet they draw more than a couple thousand people per game. The Major League tribute would be cool...only problems are that County Stadium no longer exists, and Uke will be calling the Brewers series this week in Florida.

Has everyone heard this nonsense with all the sportswriters trying to make the moving of the Indians-Angels series to Milwaukee look like some kind of evil Bud Selig conspiracy? They're really trying to grasp for a story on this one. I guess they don't realize that Selig no longer owns the Brewers, and that Miller Park has a roof.

Bradshaw didn't become a 'main eventer' until 2002, against the nWo. 2001 and the Invasion, it made sense for The APA to be in the role they were in, because they were the face team built as the most credible ass-kickers outside of the Brothers Of Destruction, who were needed higher up the card. They were never really pushed to main event status during the Invasion. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but couldn't remember the exact time table. Rock and Jericho were basically the two big WWF faces during the Invasion, right?

South Park had it right when Token said "Jesse Jackson isn't the president of black people."