SuperJerk

No entrance music, since, you know...he was already in the room.

I hope Ric Flair's lawyer is taking notes right now.

This thread's destined for the classics, fellas. We're like Joel and the Bots watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. They're giving us prime grade-A crap to work with tonight.

"Order in the court!" "I'll have a BLT sandwich!" edit: Damn it, ATS beat me to the joke...

You suspect wrong. Oh, but ALL the other Divas got involved in the match, so it really wasn't really one-on-one.

And the ratings go to HELL~!

I suspect we will not see any one-on-one matches tongith, due to "time constraints".

When sitcoms do this shit its because they're trying to save money by only writing and filming half a show. But they've already got an arena full of people who paid at least $20 a person and a roster full of well-paid guys cooling their heels in the locker room.

Hey, remember when Smackdown was on Friday nights in 2002?

This is like every sitcom episode where one of the characters went on trial. Also: entrance music in court = gay.

I'm waiting for Show to growl at one of them and for it to go wimpering into the other direction.

Any chance a recording of tonight's program will be offered as an exhibit during Flair's trial?

Tomko looks like a reject from The Matrix. I say he looks kinda like Christopher Daniels in that picture. *prepares for the attack* Well, he does.

I'm very glad I dont' remember this at all. It was right before he demasked (like the same night or the week before or soemthing). They even did the twirly flashback effect they use on soap operas and sitcom clip shows. I'm also drawing a massive blank about this. Consider yourself lucky. They'd show Kane looking at himself in the mirror, then they'd do the cheesy flashback effect", and cut to some career highlight clip.

Conway's belt buckle is only slightly less tacky than the US Championship belt.

I'm not sure why anyone would ever wnat to a Lyos search of the word "is", but if it keeps the site open...

That's what they should've done 3 years ago.

Bill O'Reilly deserves to have "Please kick me in the balls" permanently tattooed to his forehead.

You know what'd be cool? If the WWE got to call themselves WWF again, and then they showed Stephanie waking up to find Triple H in her shower and the last 3 years had all been just a dream. edit: That was a "Dallas" reference, for those of you too young to remember the 1980s.

Beats the shit out of "The Power is Back".

I don't see why you would want those 17,000+ visitors to see an outdated page that looks like it was all but abandoned. What he said.

How's 'bout some spoiler warning there, buddy?

They can use the name World Wrestling Federation all they want, they just can't use the letters WWF to market themselves.

Candice's Go Daddy tv commericials from last January showed more signs of talent than she does on Raw. http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1133814179.php

I'm very glad I dont' remember this at all. It was right before he demasked (like the same night or the week before or soemthing). They even did the twirly flashback effect they use on soap operas and sitcom clip shows.