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ChrisMWaters is the TSM poster of the month!

Apparently people are called at random. I have to keep a written record in their mailed log book of everything I watch in a given week.

All these face wins must mean Kurt's walking out with the belt. <---Gets hopes up.

The Neilsen ratings people called and asked me to do their survey during the week of November 24th. Vince McMahon better start kissing my ass RIGHT NOW!

<---Just read news. OH MY GAWD~! *marks out*

I went to their site last night and saw no evidence anything related to Torrie had been removed.

In the commentary track, Lucas's team confirms that Grievous's coughing is a result of his encounter with Windu in the Clone Wars cartoon.

It sucks. Hard. Apparently it was filmed last year (only covers Eps. 1 & 2, then 4-6), and made on a shoe string budget. Hilariously, it uses footage from the special editions, and not the DVD release (original actors playing Emperor in 5 and Anakin in 6). The Walmart by my house did have it package with the widescreen movie, but the bonus disk is full screen. "The Chosen One" documetary is hilarious, as it features several moments of Hayden doing a perfectly decent and subdued performance, only to have Lucas make him redo it in the cheesiest way possible.

HELLO????

Oh, how quickly we forget the utter weirdness I call "last summer".

All kidding aside, Maria does look like she's 15. I'm not willing, legally, to admit I find that "hot". Cute, but not hot.

WHOOSH~!

^So he's not a contracted wrestler then?^ All I know is when Austin returned the news only mentioned he'd be appearing in WWE films, and said nothing about a return to the ring. Which subsection is that in? I'm having trouble finding that clause in my copy.

You just like her because she has a personality and is entertaining. Quit being so shallow.

No, he is under contract with WWE. He's also signed for a couple movie deals with WWE Films. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Under contract to be in movies isn't the same thing as being under contract to appear on TV and wrestle PPVs.

Maria's cute, has a fun gimmick, and is a far better TV character, but Torrie's better looking.

Does Austin even work for Vince anymore? I figured he was being paid by appearance, which makes the walk-out completely justifiable. And I don't want to hear the "he was advertised to be there" bullshit from Vince apologists, either. Vince advertised Cena to be at several Smackdown shows last summer knowing full well he was being switched to Raw.

I'm guessing about 5 years. You'd still hit it.

You'd hit it. (That's all I got.)

Please read the post immediately above your own.

Um, no one's as bad as the Ultimate Warrior.

I suspect they were both already over 30 when they were hired, but notice they're no longer with the company. Yes, I realize the very existence of Mae Young destroys the premise of my joke, but it was still funny.

Trish turns 30 in December, by the way.

She violated her contract by having a 30th birthday.

According to the WWE Law of PPV Inverse Wins, he will not.