SuperJerk

Hey, Rando, you missed my MST3K quote earlier.

"The job I want to do more than anything else..." Aw, geez, JR's a goner.

WINNAH~!!! You get to be the only one who gets what he wants tonight.

Doink vs. Conway is what happens when your b-shows get cancelled. Hey...he knows his own entrance theme lyrics!

Doink has skinny arms and a pot-belly.

And the crowd goes wild. Yay.

Now I know what they should've done with Mark Magnus.

No.

She's having trouble getting up on the table because of her giant balls.

That's not Stephanie...that's a man baby!

Oh, God...its 2000 again...

All he did was say she was an "awesome person" and that he "appreciated" her. You guys are acting like he posted that he's been fucking her.

Benoit/Regal from Velocity was pretty damn close to ****.

No becuase the fucker actually comes out and says he's trying to figure out how she'd vote.

I know there's no chance of this happening, but I'm still hoping for Joey Styles to replace J.R.

Anyone have any details on this?

So, if you were the marketing team, I take it you could have put together better advertising than commericals about spitting in food? (I'm in no position to argue whether this movie is good or not, since I have not seen it, but the advertising for it made it look horrible. That's all I'm saying.)

Completely irrelevant to a discussion about Cinderella Man. But it is relevant to the discussion of how shitty/gay your taste in entertainment is. As is the fact you liked Cinderella Man. The "nobody saw it" argument comes from an average I created in which I took the nearly empty theater I saw it in, and multiplied that times 2000 screens. I don't know where you got this figure that it made $40 million overseas.

Who were the advertising executives who came up with that one?[/stand-up mode]

You guys realize we're splitting hairs over a movie that really wasn't that good, don't you?

It was based on a true story, so what did you expect? For it not to be corny or cliched. The compelling characters were: -The plucky underdog hero who is totally honest and always keeps his word. -The nagging wife who worries about her husband, but supports him in the end anyways. -The wise-cracking sidekick/manager who's there purely for comedy relief. -The cute kids who get into trouble and must be given a STERN TALKING TO from Dad the Boxer. -The EVIL boxer who isn't just the champ, but a bad, bad man and a potty mouth. I don't have a problem with the ending (since it was a true story), just the super-cheesy and obvious way it was presented. Is this the part where you tell me how talented Hilary Duff is? And making fun of a movie nobody saw is hardly elitist.

You make it sound like that's the only reason that I said I didn't want to see it. Dude, did you even read the post you were quoting? I was acknowledging that you DID have a valid reason for not seeing it. They built their entire commerical around an unfunny gag where they spit in a rude customer's food, as if that's the only joke in the whole movie. Hardly makes me want to see the movie.

It was pre-boob job, though.

Cinderella Man was fantastic. Can't wait for the movie to come out on DVD. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bob, since you're known around here for your exceptionally shitty/gay taste in everything, your liking the movie only proves my point for me. It sucked. It was corny, cliched, and horribly predictable. The characters were one-dimensional drones reacting to the events of the film, until the eventual climactic Hollywood ending we saw a mile away. Everything in this movie had already been done in every other boxing movie ever made, except Raging Bull, which was 100x better than this crap. The positive reviews even acknowledge this, but somehow they claim they liked it anyways.

Not anyone who deserves it.