SuperJerk

No, but Palpatine would have to be if his plan was "I'll lay here, with the best lightsaberist in the galaxy holding his saber three inches from my neck, then cross my fingers!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's an age-old tactic called "playing possum". Perhaps you've heard of it. Lie down and pretend to be defensless so the other guy will drop his guard. Palpatine lied down. Windu dropped his guard. KICK WHAM STUNNER~! 3 count. Winner, and still Emperor...Palpatine!

Since you never elaborated why you thought this (and you were essentially agreeing with yourself since the person above you did not make the same point you did), you should be able to excuse people for not correctly interpreting your made-up word.

And that matters because? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It IS somewhat shabby to be stuck behind a show that isn't very good. Come on, has anyone actually WATCHED this show? Its not so bad that Geena Davis is the Pesident, but her kids are these cookie-cutter kids you see on every show, including the "cute" daughter who JUST SAYS THE DARNEDEST THINGS. Its like "West Wing" and "7th Heaven" had a baby together, and ABC decided to air it.

I'm not the one trying to argue that getting rid of a variable that causes an overall rate to go up would cause the overall rate to go down. Seriously...am I the only motherfucker here who's ever taken sociology classes? We used to argue hypotheticals all the time in those things. At the end of the day, nobody called anyone else a racist for pointing out a simple mathematical model because it involved a minority population.

**cough**Oprah**cough**

The production values alone made it seem like so much more than that in my eyes.

Republicans strongly beleive in innocent until proven guilty...unless your last name is Clinton.

I think I just found my new username. WTF kind of logic is that?

You'd be surprised at how many people think it already is. Such as Roy Moore.

HD-DVD will probably win by virtue of the fact it uses 2 names people are already familiar with, whereas the reaction to Blu-Ray will probably be "WTF is this?"

No. She was the Captain of the ship Denise Richards was serving on.

Except Commander-In-Chief really isn't very good.

Women who stay virgins until they get married are just asking for a divorce.

Winner fights Hootie.

Thank you!

The ultimate gift apparently includes a chick bleeding all over your dick and going "Ow, ow, ow, slow down" while you try to get down to business.

I think people were tired of Austin vs. HHH at that point.

My favorite part of that was how it took HHH two minutes to get to the ring after his music started. They did this slow-ass lame stare-down between him and Austin because the plan at the time was for those two to main event WMX8.

I still say Palpatine was faking to lure Anakin in.

I wasn't impressed with this episode at all, but it left enough still lying there for me to want to tune in next week.

That's a lot of fucking candles. I'd mark if he fucks Lana, but it turns him evil.

Words to live by.

I actually knew that part...I should've said why is she STILL on the show? I figured she'd leave after Chloe was found alive (or whatever happened).

So why is Lois on the show now?

Where *is* Pete anyways?