SuperJerk

The only thing straight couples should have preference over gay couples for is access to birth control.

Consider it over. -=Mike I thought you said it was over.

Somehow I get the feeling you'll once again escape banning despite the flagrant rules violation. Mike = the Teflon Poster

Oh, I was more than happy to avoid that. Some people just need to get slapped around some, though. I'll always oblige. -=Mike It seems as though Mike's broken the Cease-Fire....again.

Evidently, based on your level of ignorance, you had them all. Well, I've not met you yet, so clearly, I missed one... -=Mike ...Then again, it spared me from your likely pedophilia... I'm not into fat kids. Sorry. Did you miss treble requesting to stop queering up stuff? -=Mike Yes.

Whatever.

Evidently, based on your level of ignorance, you had them all. Well, I've not met you yet, so clearly, I missed one... -=Mike ...Then again, it spared me from your likely pedophilia... I'm not into fat kids. Sorry.

10 hours a day, bitch. I teach in Johnson County, Kansas. Ask someone familiar with the Kansas City area about what its like there.

Evidently, based on your level of ignorance, you had them all.

Then I guess the ignorant, inbred children of South Carolina caught a lucky break. And you're bragging about getting 3 days off a week when I get 3 months off a year? Nigga, please.

So do I. Must be rough for them. Of course, I'm not screwing up their future due to my ineptitude. Mine is to work for a company with high standards that is making a killing. Yours is to work in a profession where complete morons seem to be able to stay ad infinitum. Unlike you, I actually have to provide quality. -=Mike I'm sorry, but is Mr. Customer Service calling some other job one where "complete morons seem to be able to stay ad infinitum"? I'm drowning in the irony of that.

You know who made arguments like that? Hitler. Quit comparing me to your hero. I don't deserve it. Yes, Hitler is my hero. You got it. Good call. -=Mike ...Hmm, you're a teacher. Well, as they say, those who can, do. Those who can't, teach... Congratulations on insulting millions of good people just to get back at me. I guess you must have taught yourself to read and write...skills which you've used to: a) get a dead-end job at a cell phone company. b) spend way too much time on the internet. Yup, you sure showed me...

ZING~! You're the one pissing and moaning, not I. I'm just laughing at how oblivious you are to how much you lost your mind. -=Mike In the event that there's any question as too which of us is insane, please direct your attention to my sig.

You know who made arguments like that? Hitler. Quit comparing me to your hero. I don't deserve it.

ZING~!

I pity Verison Wireless customers who have to talk to you when they call up to complain about how much their service sucks. We both seem to have chosen careers fitting to our talents. Mine is shaping the minds of the youth of America. Yours is working for a cell phone company.

As George Bush's pimp, do you get a cut of his prostitution money?

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary. fa�ce�tious Audio pronunciation of "facetious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-sshs) adj. Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks. Seems insanely appropriate. -=Mike Except I wasn't being playfully jocular or humorous, dumb ass. Not intentionally so, dumb fuck. Doesn't change that your argument was fucking humorous as hell. -=Mike ...Don't worry, RJ, you're only funny when you're not trying to be... Now I have to explain what "playfully" means. You're retarded.

The difference is that my analogy is actually fitting while yours was, well, facetious. I don't care how large a cult it may be. It's still a cult that worships death and is little more than violence and hatred espoused by a bigamistic pedophile named Muhammad. -=Mike First of all, the word your puny brain is trying to use is "fallacious", not "facetious". You were trying to say my argument was based on a fallacy, but you actually said I was being playfully jocular. Good job, Mr. Vocabulary. Secondly, you don't seem to know what an analogy is either. Your calling Islam a "death cult" was literal, not metaphorical. Therefore, it wasn't an analogy at all. Third, I have no interest in discussing this further. Within this folder, I generally only engage in discussions with people I either can learn something from, or who I feel can learn something from me. You have proven to be too narrow-minded to learn anything from me, and too ignorant for me to learn anything from you.

I compare the state of Texas's discriminatory anti-gay legislation to early discriminatory anti-Jew legislation in Nazi Germany, and everyone lines up to jump on me and tell me what a colossal idiot I am. Mike calls the second largest religion in the world a "death cult" and all he gets are a couple of moderately worded replies. Fuck this shit.

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary. fa�ce�tious Audio pronunciation of "facetious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-sshs) adj. Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks. Seems insanely appropriate. -=Mike Except I wasn't being playfully jocular or humorous, dumb ass.

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary. I'm actually surprised. I figured I could at least bait a few homophobes into a heated argument....before the inevitable pointless argument with the Mikester. I see that I'm going to get heat for my Nazi comparison until the end of time. Yeah, how dare I compare a government which passes one set of laws designed to control an imaginary threat as part of a wave of other legal actions against said group at a time when politicians are using socially acceptable open hatred of said group as a means to power to another government which passes laws designed to control an imaginary threat as part of a wave of other legal actions against said group at a time when politicians are using socially acceptable open hatred of as a means to power. Of course there's no comparison whatsoever.

How cool would it have been if they'd announced the draft the week after WM, and then held it at Monday's MSG tapings?

In Trip's mind, when he went from leather jackets and jeans as "The Game and I'm That Damn Good" to wearing suits as "the Fifth Horseman" probably constitutes a gimmick change.

Welcome to bizarro world. 3000th post, bitches!!!!!