Toshiaki Koala

Oh, quit niggling.

-= Mike

I've heard little Cave In, but I can't imagine any of it sounding much like Jupiter. Or being as brilliant.

MOAH. MOAH POWAH.

Kill Cthulhu?

You probably listened to the sped-up version. The real one is chilling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop In other words, we're fucked.

Hey now, he's a tough-talking huckster with extremely limited wardrobe access. Get yer facts straight. EDIT: NEW LINK! Presumably racism-free.

I will confess to having drawn this.

I actually clicked on one of those links... I demand my IQ points back.

I'm still impressed that they know the word "wheedle."

I'm pretty sure the rabbit is a German Giant. It weighs 22 lbs. There were 50-lb rabbits back in the day. And now for something decidedly less adorable...

EDIT: Is anyone seeing a picture here?

A woman with a giant vagina. Photoshopped. It was in my post about the butterflies. I looked for it on Google and it didn't turn up, but this did. And I like it.

Did a mod actually delete my giant pussy picture? That's hilarious.

Those clearwing butterflies are beautiful.

Well, this is closer than I thought it would be. I expected Jack to win easily, which would have been an injustice. Jack Bauer.

Puddle of Mudd - Blurry

Imus has been a racist forever and a scumbag since before that. He also plugs the shit out of people's books, so they go on his show despite his obvious scumbaggery. That's how the world works. A few years ago he compared the animatronic gorilla effects in Instinct (good film) to "the starting lineup of the Knicks." By the way, "free speech" means that the gubmint can't throw you in jail for something you've said. It doesn't refer to some social obligation to ignore stupid or offensive remarks, or to continue paying someone for making such remarks.

One of the more far-fetched theories about Megalodon is that predation by killer whales contributed to its extinction. That's scary shit. If it came down to a pack of killer whales vs. Godzilla, I know who I'd put my money on.

Extinct sea animals that would fuck your shit up. For reference, Archelon (the turtle) is about the size of a sports car. It's missing Liopleurodon, though, which would probably fuck all of their shit up. Shame.

"I felt like a nigger." --Ralph Nader in 2005, on being left off presidential ballots in some southern states. It happened two years ago but it's too hilarious not to mention.

Look him up. He's really the only person whom I have any interest in voting for, to the point where I've entertained the idea of registering as a Republican just to support him in the primaries. That would be it between me and my parents, though.