Toshiaki Koala

At The Drive-In — Relationship of Command Mars Volta annoys the shit out of me, but this is an undeniably awesome nu-Fugazi album. And it was only $7.99.

Dammit, I SO almost picked Robert Anton Wilson.

...Michael Stephen Brooks? Emma Brooks? David Attenborough Brooks? One of these people exists, sez I.

"This Preacher guy really likes it when people get their faces blown off." --My dad, five minutes ago.

I never read. Ever. I'm not even reading right now, let alone posting.

Leena is probably a dude named Byron.

ZING

Sorry, Bev.

Fox News' take is much more classy, IMO.

Looks like he'll be swinging within the next five minutes. The only sad part is that I'll probably have to add Beverly Cleary to my death pool in place of Saddam. If anyone deserves to live to 120, it's her.

WND is a fucking diamond mine. In addition to Jim Rutz's brilliant exposé of the faggotizing powers of soybeans, there's a glorious weekly column by Chuck Norris Himself that includes such tidbits as this: You simply cannot make this stuff up. WND BOOKS WorldNetDaily Exclusive Illegals to kill the USA? Congressman warns America's existence 'In Mortal Danger' --WND

Leonard Cohen - "One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong" It doesn't make you weep so much as it makes you want to crawl into a dark corner of the room and die. Great song, though—who doesn't love a whistling solo?

Close the fuckin' thread.

The opening to Fergalicious sounds so similar to that of Donkey Kong 64's DK Rap that I can't bring myself to hate it. Whenever the song comes on, I'm like, fuck yeah, it's the fuckin' DK Rap. And then it's not... but the good feeling of thinking it is somehow carries over, allowing me to leave the room before the rest of the song can really get to me. Ya know?

Powers Fuckin' Boothe. Like I said, Deadwood does nothing for me, but he was the man in Extreme Prejudice. If he plays a bad guy... oh, man.

It's OK, girls. Pulp is only for the REAL men.

Yeah, the whole "tolerating Jews" thing would not sit well with him at all.

I hope Brotha Lynch Hung makes a Christmas record some day. Eatin' Santa's nuts Takin' baths in Santa's guts...

I think it is. A Bowhead Whale you are not. Your great grandchildren, though? Who knows.

As well they should have. The image of Santa Claus is incredibly offensive to people who don't believe that God incarnated Himself in human form, died for the sins of man, and was resurrected to sit at the right hand of the Father, His sacrifice serving as a gateway through which all mankind may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Leaving my boss' finger sticking out of the garbage bag. Man, that was worse than KOAB's joke, which actually conjured a mental chuckle.