Toshiaki Koala

Yeah, when I saw that he'd posted this article I was shocked that you hadn't done so first. But all is well.

That's one of my favorite episodes. "Have you met Haystacks Calhoun? He was a mountain of a man. I sent him home to mommy with a rolling DDT! How about Gorgeous George, Wahoo McDaniel, Leapin' Lanny, Wildfire Tommy Rich? They all fell victim to my dreaded Purple Nurple Cherry Belly OH YEAH!"

It would be better than putting his wife out there, FWIW.

He was at my old elementary school all the time, performing as well as just hanging around, as his daughter was a student there. I regret not banging her, if such a thing is possible in kindergarten.

I came to this thread to post exactly that. Figured you'd beat me to it, though.

I know. The picture was posted in his honor. The eight-foot millipede Arthropleura as seen on BBC's "Walking With Monsters," an excellent documentary that you should watch if you have any interest whatsoever in giant bug things or Kenneth Branagh's sexy voice.

They didn't actually right it, though. Micheal Jackson sang it first.

I like posting pictures of abnormally large things, be they dogs, birds, women, or clitori.

El Stano is my favorite wrestler, or at least my second favorite after Philcosis.

7'7" Sandy Allen with 2'4" Nelson de la Rosa.

He's about six feet tall. Some weird fuckin' lobsters.

Good for him. Vince is a scumbag.

I'd be so pissed off right now if I liked or cared about GNR.

That's already been established.

If that's a joke, it's funny. Where's Ted Kennedy? -= Mike

I don't recollect having read a note like this one, but then I also don't recollect having paid a visit to the fine establishment known around these parts as Cracker Barrel. Every time someone posts a story in this forum that isn't about imminent thermonuclear annihilation, douchebags swarm the thread and declare it "fluff." It's really, really annoying, and I wish they would stop. That being said, this is fluff.

Jake Roberts will die before this album comes out.

Reconstruction of extinct Argentavis magnificens, which wants to eat your scrotal sac.

Look at the ripples in his flesh from where he's slapping himself.

He's the scumbag on the right, but who's the scumbag on the left? Jeff Hardy? Flair looks like Ron Burgundy in that photo at the top.