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"Are you drunk enough to sleep with me yet?" Joan roundhouses him in the face. He struggles back into the shot. "ANSWER THE QUESTION!" I love JFK.

The last 3 weeks of King of the Hill have been the same episode from this last season with the weird Order of the Arrow guy. I bet nobody in the FOX affiliate even noticed or cared.

Shredder

HA! At least ours has tits. Take that England! Also, since I didn't see a thread for it, Benjamin Button wasn't that great.

Bill Walton is the stupidest man alive. I still remember when he was doing Jazz playoff games in the mid-late 90's. Stockton-Malone pick and roll, Karl misses the shot. Walton: That's the problem with Utah, they do the same thing over and over, defenses know it's coming. Next series, same thing only Karl makes the shot. Walton: Utah has this offense perfected, it's nothing flashy, but they execute better than anyone in the NBA. I don't think I've ever heard a more "What have you done for me now?" commentator in my life.

So I spend three hours yesterday clearing out my parking spot of the snow, and ice so I can have a prayer of getting out of my parking lot via momentum because they don't salt the parking lot and it just makes black ice of death that my rear-wheel drive car just spins in, and I come home from hanging out with friends last night and some asshole is parked there. I left a note on their car asking not to park in my spot because my car gets shitty traction. I wind up walking to work at 6:30 this morning because my car couldn't get out of the spot I was forced into due to people parking wherever the fuck they want, and when I came back on lunch there was a note on my apartment door telling me that their car doesn't run well in the snow either. So? Clear your own damn spot, lazy bastards.

You didn't use retarded wedding colors. Good for you. My cousin had a brown, orange and purple wedding. It was awful.

When did I miss? I thought I was part of the fuck-up backswitch of doom, and had a ton of time. If not I'll re-take Lucy.

Oreos + Milk = Happiness.

It's like high-50's but overcast here, which results in the worst combination of everything. It's warm enough that the hardpacked snow in my parking lot melts, but not warm enough to melt it completely away so it makes the gray sludge of doom that gives me zero traction at all. The management of my apartments stopped salting the parking lot because someone complained that it was ruining their car, but if the asshole drives ANYPLACE they are going to get salt flipped on their car.

If you don't like Avocados this is the best thing for you, since you can minimize your portion, and give her more. Also when you are picking them you want them to have a tiny bit of give while still being firm without "dead spots" on them. I'm not really into Avocados either, but I like them on bagels with a veggie-cream cheese spread if they at the ripeness I've described above. At this firmness they'll go well on salads too since they'll still be firm enough to hold some form of shape without getting guacamole on you.

I was shocked to find this character hadn't been taken yet. Lucy Ricardo

True, but in this case like everyone passed on him after USC dropped out.

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I need more ladies on my show. Xena

Are people PMing forward? I mean it's not a hard set rule, but it does make things flow along somewhat.

Revy

Cherry Red Cowboy boots, neon print burmuda shorts, Dukes of Hazzard t-shirt. Every day.

Well then, okay.

Because she was getting ready and we were going to go christmas shopping and I had to kill time and do something while she was getting ready. Come on, you guys know that bought me like 5-10 hours to post. Why the fuck are you going out shopping on your honeymoon?

Yeah, the Mountain West is like... Upper Mid Major really.

A cougar of course. Well played.

Lennie Briscoe And now I have someone to make clever quips. Lennie: We don't really give a damn about these people looting and bustin' up people's cars. That's not our department. We're homicide. Suspect: So? Lennie: So, your friend there is homicidin' somebody.

I couldn't breathe for a good thirty seconds. Hilarious!

Shin deep? I walked out of work after a 4 hour shift and I was shin-deep in 4 hours. I think the deepest I've actually physically stood in (as a teen, childhood the shit was over my head most of the time) was up to my nipples when I was 14 and I went snow camping and tripped on my snowshoes and felldown in a bank. I had to work my snow shoes off, "swim" to a tree and climb the tree while my friend's dad reattached the shoes to my feet. Fun stuff.