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Um?

PISS~!

I made a deal with the Devil today. And I already learned to like it.

You canucks and colder clime folks can enjoy this tasty treat. Buy a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and leave it in your car overnight when it's tits cold outside. In the morning, you'll find a sweet glorious hot slushie in a bottle.

Yes, Please enlighten us poor mortals.

Zack = Ted Bundy.

I have cornered the market on coming up with titles for H00fbite.

Hoff.

And during.

Take a can of thawed frozen oj, a cup of milk, a cup of water, a cup of goat's blood, 1/3-1/4th cup sugar, 1 tsp. of vanilla, about two cups of ice, blend on a med-high setting for about half a minute. I'm fresh out of goat's blood. Can I substitute Worcestershire sauce for it? Hmm, how about the blood of a virgin? You should be abe to find that here pretty easily.

Take a can of thawed frozen oj, a cup of milk, a cup of water, a cup of goat's blood, 1/3-1/4th cup sugar, 1 tsp. of vanilla, about two cups of ice, blend on a med-high setting for about half a minute.

^ actually is quite touchable.

So, we all gave up on rumors, huh?

Actually, I have every one on DVD except Leprecaun in the Hood. ^inserts wads of cotton, soaked in alcohol, into his rectum, then starts them on fire, ala Albert Fish.

^is a living colony of stale waffles gathered together in a vaguely human form.

^once made a "film" with Pokey.

^probably isn't all that sorry.

^shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

HEY! This thread is for unfounded rumors Buddy.

^ "riding the walrus" right now. Edit: Blah, Blah, Blah

^probably more fun drunk than anyone else here.

^ is being incredibly humble right now

^is kind enough to send me a copy of every MST3K he has for free