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^finally admitted the truth to herself.

^is really a hot chick...

Morgansault? Ew. But really, he's done enough in the company for a good career, and there's nothing left for him to do right now anyway, with brock busy, so it's for the best. Eh, Lionsault would work too, you know... Too depressing, even for me At least it's not Markhenrysault. I actually like MackSault.

^will only survive the impending doom by changing his name to Lightning Elk. Or by asking nicely. More CHOKO wouldn't hurt either way...

^will be spared when said world domination occurs, at least for a while...

^Married a dog for a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

*donates two pesos*

Hmm, it's almost New Year's Right? I guess I got to get the ball peen hammer and bring the New Year in with repeated thwaks to hobo skulls...

Morgansault?

Yeah, what a selfish asshole, trying to stay out as little as possible for his fans. He deserves every fucking injury that comes his way, the bastard. Glad you agree.

*Regifts the Herpes I got from RoyalBlue*

Ive found that using a brown bag as a beer container isn't really a successful endevor.

It feels like burning...

Same here. And it was a knock-off of a scent I hated too.

?

Yep. And yep.

Hey RoyalBlue, since we're, you know, married and all, could you tell my girlfriend that?

I would've just masturbated. oh, I forgot to mention that?

Well, I'll do this as quick a possible. My pseudo-niece(my sister married her dad then they got divorced), Becky has been living with me for a while. She's 19 now, and she had been living with an uncle of hers that has become an alcoholic again, and one day at work got a call asking if she could move in because things had gotten real bad there. Since we meet for the first time we have had flirty interactions, and we both teased the idea of having a relationship, so right after I agreed to let her move in, I said, "Oh shit!" After the first couple of days of some awkward situations, I told her that Roxy, my girlfriend is too special to me to do anything inappropriate. So things were pretty cool for a while, barring one incident seeing her coming out of the shower. So right before everybody started coming over for Christmas, Roxy, Becky, and I had a quick puff, to you know, brace for the impact of my family. My girlfriend had to leave early because she had to work Christmas morning at the Hospital. After we cleaned up after everbody left, she was giving me kind of a weird look. I asked if anything was wrong and she said no. I let her sleep, and so I'm watching Two Towers again. She comes in, sits by me, and after a while just lets her hand wander. I didn't really fight at first, being totally streched too thin the last week. I came to my senses a while in, and she says "that I've helped make her life so much better than it was and that she wanted to repay me for it." She started up again brfore I told her to stop. I told her that she'd find someone better for her, kissed her forehead, and then I went to my room and did about 500 push ups. This morning we just gave each other a look that pretty much said not to talk about it. Yeah, I suck...

Um, ........almost got a handjob from my pseudo-niece. I'm a bastard

More Dutch. More You.

For one brief second i thought you were talking about the Giger picture. Umm, I was... Giger, you say?

...Monet?

Jasper Johns Dammit!

James Jasper?