Matt Young

No one I know has ever heard of what was, during the brief time it aired, one of my favorite shows- Get Real . It was on FOX around 1999, and it starred Anne Hathaway (I believe that was her name; She was in that Princess Diaries movie). Has anyone else heard of it? If so, do you know where I can get some tapes of it?

I figured being clever was better than how I usually spent my time, sitting alone, in the dark, fashioning my belt into a makeshift noose, staring into the abyss.... You mean you used to be OJ Hart?

How'd you become so goddamn clever and funny?

I'd love any type of pizza, or maybe some tacos from Taco Bell. Unfortunately, all the Taco Bells areound here have shut down, I'm broke, and the shit doesn't fit into my current diet anyhow. I'ce already gone from 132-138 lbs. in the last month as it is.

Along with a career in music, a wrestling career has been one of my lifelong dreams. Luckily, I have a shot at both. I was training with New Midwest Wrestling in Springfield, Illinois, for a very brief time, but I had to bow out due to financial reasons. At the time, I was around 168 pounds of mostly fat (I'm 5'8", by the way). In a matter of a few months earlier this year, I dropped down to 132, and now I sit somewhere between 138-142. I definitely need to add muscle badly, but I have been unable to work out regularly since I always seem to be out of the house and also because of my fucked up back giving me problems. Despite that, I hope to start training full time soon. Once I get my schedule for my college classes, I'll be searching for a job to fill up the time that I'm not in school. Once I'm working, I will be able to easily afford the $50 per month NMW charges for training. Don't let the low price fool you- these guys know their shit. I have seen quite a few indy videos, and I can say without any bias that these guys put on some great shows, and rank in the top 5 indy feds in the US as far as match quality. It's also cool because since I trained for a while and have ben to nearly every single show, I am friends (or in some cases, at least acquainted) with everyone on the roster. Because of that, they often gesture towards me and sometimes even mention me by name during shows and/or on the site. All the guys are total class acts and it makes for a very enjoyable environment. On top of all that, I honestly believe I may just have a chance with a certain voluptuous 20 year old valet, Tori- A.K.A. Cherry Malone. I encourage you all to check out the site.

Maybe he was referring to Chaz/Beaver Cleavage's mom/love interest. I forgot her name, but I believe it started with an M. Anyway, I'm happy for Alexis. I haven't seen much of her work, but she's gorgeous and appears to be a competent worker, so it's cool to see her get an opportunity like this.

I'll be beginning my freshman year of college (after taking a year off following high school) on Monday, August 25th.

Freaky (as in that new movie, Freaky Friday)

You have a PM on the way, DH.

My Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, May 11, 2058 Thus, I would be 2 months and change away from my 74th birthday.

No Mercy 2001 and Path of Destruction for $20? I'll take them. How and where can I send payment?

Jeez... I go to a foreign country and the whole place goes to hell. Wait, what's that? Only about 5 people know who I am? Oh yeah, hat's true. Well, at least Banky's back... What was he banned for anyway?