There were 2 number 17's, so...
32) Your roommate is a 350 pound fat, hairy man in a wheelchair. He wakes you up every morning after his shower by crawling, still naked, into your room and having you help him pull his pants up.
33) The same roommate wakes you up one morning by repeatedly yelling your name down the hall. You walk to his room, only to hear, "I didn't make it. I shit all over the floor!" Then you see, behind his greasy naked body, a pile of shit, the sheer size of which rivals that of a horse. No exaggeration. You can't clean it up, because it takes everything you have not to vomit. You go into the bathroom and smoke a bowl while waiting for the roommate's 40 year old coworker, who has known him a lot longer and has experience with these things, to come to pick him up for work, and clean it up.