Matt Young

I hadn't drank in over a week, and my friend Antoneo came back to town. He wanted some rum, so I got rum. After 6 shots of that (well below my usual) I threw up. I'm not sure if it was the fact that I had a full stomach, and I usually drink on an empty one, or the fact that I've cut back so much, but I hadn't thrown up in well over a year. I won't be drinking that shit again for a while.

Politics.

I like you... but dude, no. Dude, no.

LOL.... yes. We must speak again within the week. I will be without internet access for an indeterminate time after I move. *TSM members collectively cheer*

Monday night.

I'd take it like a champ, too.

No disrespect, because I like you, but not all threads will drift into Leena discussion. I thought you had me on ignore, anyway.

I knew that was coming. I don't really understand where you get that shit from. First of all, I didn't claim this post was intelligent. It surely is not. I also stated that I did NOT intend for this thread to go this way. I was hoping for some humorous responses. I'm not entertained, and I never said anyone was angry, just that apparently no one has a sense of humor. If this was someone else, they wouldn't get the same reaction. It's funny how you can attempt to insult me while being so wrong about everything.

I just copied what I jokingly wrote in response to the following MySpace bulletin from a friend of mine: ": If you had me alone... locked up in your room for twenty-four hours, and we could do whatever you wanted. What would you do to me? Send it to me in a message ... because it's a secret ... then repost this in your bulletin. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh. If you don't repost this then you are a coward. Repost this saying: "If you had me alone" " I was hoping some people would offer up creative and funny responses, but no.

I choose Kotzenjunge. I don't want to get too graphic, but it would involve some scented candles, 2 dozen pixie stix, magenta body paint, a ferrett that can juggle, a refrigerated block of colby jack cheese, some matches, a month old copy of Newsweek with all the subscription cards removed, a unicycle, a trapeze, Eugene Levy, some sparklers, a miter saw, measuring tape, a sock puppet, 2 steak fajita Hot Pockets, an original VHS cassette of The Wizard of Oz, the soundtrack to Footloose, the board game Mouse Trap, and a roll of nickels.

Good to see that my guy has had a great career and ranks highly in many categories, although he is now on the decline. He got his 500+ HRs and finally got a ring after playing for many shitty teams, anwyay.

I've been craving baseball ever since the season ended. I'm just happy that I can watch some baseball again, and this year I'll be back in Illinois to once again see most of my beloved White Sox' games.

I'll be there in a sec, babe, You're already in my room. Still sealed, and with a bonus DVD.

That was... confusing, but if I read that right, you recommend fewer reps at a higher weight?

I'm undecided. And nude.

Xanax never had an effect on me.

Also, I have heard that lifting heavy with fewer reps is best for developing muscle mass. I have been doing 2 sets of each exercise, making sure to achieve 10-15 reps each time. Should I increase the weight and lower the reps in order to better facilitate muscle growth?

My friend dropped his iPod outside my home (well, a little down the street) on a gravely road during a drunken escapade, and we found it the next day, after a rainfall, still in working order. While we're on the subject, is there such a thing as an mp3 player with decent storage capacity that doesn't cost a few hundred dollars?

I'm not nearly as photogenic or effeminate as Carnival, so I see where you're coming from.

Has anyone bought Super Princess Peach for the DS? I really, really want it, but I'm trying to hold off on buying any games for a while.

I know this thread isn't meant to be taken seriously, but I never backpedaled because I never claimed to be working the board. Not once. But many of my threads are posted as joke threads for my own amusement. I don't see why people (not you, Czech) have to be so faggish about it.

Thanks for the advice. Just figured I should mention, though, that I'm pretty sure I'm not naturally a small framed guy. I was 180 pounds before, and while I had a big gut and wanted to drop pounds, I look somewhat unnatural with a skinny body. I have a slow metabolism and tend to gain weight quickly, which I hope will aid me in muscle growth. I have been lifting no more than 5 days a week (2 days on/1 day off) and after just one week, most of the next day soreness and stiffness is gone. I feel great. I've also cut down from 12 diet sodas a day to just 1-3 (no more than one during each meal), I've been drinking a lot of water, and I only drink alcohol once per week.

Dissing UTSU makes you a face, dude.

ATTN: Brian I finally started lifting last Tuesday, since I now actually have the time. I have been working hard and loving it so far. On day 1, I weighed in at 127 pounds (5'8") and I have been working the upper body one day, lower body the next, then taking a day off, with 15 minutes of cardio each day. I want to know if you could recommend a good eating plan. Before, I barely ate because I was and still am paranoid about getting fat again. However, I have been eating more lately. I had a big pre workout dinner of monterey chicken, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables, and a caesar side salad at Chili's on saturday, followed by a chicken nuggets meal with caesar salad 7 hours later at Wendy's. Sunday, all I had was a turkey sandwich with light mayo and some pizza pasta shit my mom made. Yesterday, I had the leftovers of the Chili's meal for lunch and some slamon with cauliflower and mashed potatoes for dinner. Finally, today I had 2 cans of tuna w/2 tbsp light mayo and 1 tbsp pickle relish at 1 (3 and a half hours ago) and then I just consumed some cauliflower, broccoli, and brussels sprouts. Basically, I know I need to eat more, which I'm trying to do, but I just fear getting fat. Any appearance of fat will strongly discourage me, so I seek your sagely advice. I am going to the gym for lower body workouts at 6 P.M. and my mom is making tater tot casserole with ground turkey instead of beef.

Nah, I have always used my own pictures, and posted many of them from 2001 on. Before that, everyone associated me with Lance Storm because I used his pic as an avatar at all boards.