Neither of these things deserve a thread, but I was going to post the ketchup thing anyway, so what the hell.
That's all the ketchup I have in my house. At one point, there were 11 bottles.
This is one of the pictures I had taken of me before I started my weightlifting routine. I'm the same height as Chris Benoit, and I'd like to have the same muscle mass he does, but as you can see, that may take a while.