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I went to the nearest Walgreens on Thanksgiving to check out the selection. This location had the NWO one, the Mick Foley one, as well as Invasion and SS 2001. By the time I returned on Saturday, not only were all four of those titles gone, but most of the rest of the DVDs were too. I'm guessing there's another TSM regular who lives in the Evansville area who hit all five Walgreens locations and got everything. On the bright side, I did score Hulk Still Rules for $12.99 last Friday. Wasn't as good as $5.99, but I'll take it. -Ben

From what I understand, most of the movie is just the two characters driving and driving and driving and driving and driving... The blowjob scene comes around the end of the film. -Ben

I would save any of the best Wargames matches for the next Bloodbath release (if they plan to make another set of cage matches). How about the parking lot beatdown of Dusty Rhodes by the Horsemen? Add that to the next Flair set. -Ben

Add the Flair-Ricky Morton feud from 1986 to that set, and I'd get it in a New York minute. I'd love to see their first confrontation from the old Saturday night show again. And how about the Horsemen beatdown at the Omni later on? Remember Flair grinding Morton's face into the concrete floor? Put it all on there! Me too, buddy, me too. -Ben

Wasn't that match on the Triple H DVD? Just curious-I don't own it, nor have the desire to buy it to find out. -Ben

I finally found my copy at FYE this evening and snapped it up. It's the only place in town to have ANY copies. I love it so far. Of course, you KNOW they'll release a sequel to this great set. And I'll be getting that too! -Ben

What you say?

Then be sure to tell us about fifty times on Saturday. -Ben

Creative says Randy Orton will wear the cast for next two years, milking tired angle of wrestler who claims to be injured in between attempts at main event push. -Ben

Monty Python The Simpsons Cheers MST3K South Park Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In (even if half the jokes are horribly dated, it still never fails to make me giggle at least twice an episode) Night Court As for Seinfeld or Friends, I had my periods where I would watch the show religiously, but then I would just stop, hence my not including them on my personal list. -Ben

Okay, earlier this year, management was cracking down on wrestlers to get haircuts if they had long hair. Now, tattoos are being frowned upon? Where does it end? Next thing you know, you can't have any earrings or other piercings, right? Ridiculous! -Ben

Well... I know what I'll be picking up a week from today! *drools over loaded DVD features* -Ben

You haven't seen a bad LiveJournal like this one.

Well, he won't kill himself. He'll make one solo record that flops so badly that you see more copies in flea markets, Big Lots, and truck stops than anywhere else. Then, Fred will desperately try to extend his fifteen minutes by taking roles in really bad, straight-to-video movies, and making quite a few cameo appearances in sitcoms, with at least one run on a game show. In between all of that, he'll be touring and playing VFW halls and backyard parties. -Ben

"Don't ASK how my balls got stuck in the knothole!" was the only quote we could get from an unidentified NBA player who was apparently trying to have sexual intercourse with a tree... In football news..." -Ben

Add Tito Santana & Bruno Sammartino v. Randy Savage & Adrian Adonis from the old Coliseum release Inside the Steel Cage to that hypothetical lineup. That one was always my favorite match from that tape. Perhaps for easter eggs, we'll throw in the Tower of Doom match from GAB '88, and maybe the Andre-John Studd match where Andre did the buttdrop off the top rope. -Ben

I'll drink to THAT! -Ben

I always liked it. It wasn't pretentious, and it was another sign of the NWA's preference of substance over style. On an unrelated note, I've seen people mention the upcoming Ric Flair DVD set, but I can't find the original thread. Someone want to mention the confirmed matches for that set? Thanks. By the way, I'm watching the Flair-Dusty cage match from disc 2. It's almost good to hear David Crockett again. ALMOST. Even as a dumb mark kid, he got on my nerves because he was so hyper and clearly biased towards the faces... -Ben

Just got Bloodbath today along with another DVD (The Educational Archives #5: Patriotism, if you cared). Pretty fun DVD package so far. It was great to see some old school NWA matches again. Think they'll make a sequel to Bloodbath? I hope so... -Ben

They do if they live in Evansville or northwest Indiana. And I live in one of those regions. Feh. -Ben

Well...at least Florida didn't buy this World Series title... Although I would've infinitely prefered a Cubs-Red Sox series. Too late now, I guess. -Ben

I once developed a crush on a first cousin when I was fourteen. It didn't help that I was socially awkward at the time. So I got ribbed a lot by my family for this. And to this day, my cousin still thinks I'm some kind of creep. I usually avoid her at all costs whenever I do attend family reunions nowadays. She's a bit of a black sheep in the family nowadays, after she opted to go partying with friends in another part of the state instead of visiting her sister in the hospital when she was dying of cancer. -Ben

Two kids in the sixth grade got into it over those Monopoly game pieces from McDonalds of all things. They had actually had lunch together at one of the kid's house near the school, and were coming back when they started arguing over the proper ownership of a particularly valuable game piece. Pretty soon, one of them bursts into the cafeteria with blood all over his face, followed by the other one. The fight was quickly broken up. Reportedly, another guy I knew in seventh grade got attacked by a gang of four kids, and he easily whooped them all. The following year, some really nerdy kid started giving me crap because he felt he was infinitely superior to me in every single way. He was totally oblivious to a guy named Mike pounding another kid named Rob into dogshit not even ten feet away. A teacher broke it up and yelled "Mike, I swear I will have the principal beat the shit out of you!" And Rob left a trail of blood all the way from the commons to the offices. Worst fight I ever saw in school was between a suburban gangsta, and a borderline white supremicist metalhead in the tenth grade. By "worst", I mean it was NOT a fun fight to watch. They grappled for about fifteen seconds, and no punches got thrown. Like Bill Cosby once said, school's the best place to have a fight, especially if you win. -Ben

12. Scott Keith can benchpress three times his own weight. 13. Scott Keith is really Chris Hyatte. 14. Scott Keith believes that everyone should start their day with pancakes, bacon, and eggs, and everyone should read The Family Circus daily. 15. Scott Keith is actually the goatse.cx guy. He's mighty proud of that rubber anus he got for Christmas one year. -Ben

(head explodes from trying to figure out McMahon logic, storyline-wise) Let Vince and Steph do the damn incest angle already. You KNOW it's inevitable. It's ALL THAT'S LEFT!! -Ben