Ultra Violence

Does anyone still visit TSM? Where did everybody actually go? Does anyone still lurk here?

As it's September the 11th I thought it would be worth starting a thread asking where you were at the time. I was 15 and on a motorway in the north of France. I remember hearing something fairly drastic had happened on French radio so ended up tuning in to BBC Radio 4 and hearing the details. We were on the way back from a family holiday in Spain and had been in the car for several days. We pulled over in a layby at the side of the mobile, got out a gas BBQ and cooked a spaghetti bolagnaise whilst listening to the car radio on max. Where were you?

That was particularly sweet... When we were staying in Spain the German lady who managed the villa was there during the game

Not very sensible of her...

Can't say the board succeeded. Epic.Fail

Where the hell do these fans come from? LEAVE JERICHO ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

I've just got up to the part on Guerrero. I had no...fucking...idea about the NJPW dojo.

There isn't. I was just continuing the wonderful theme of this thread. Masturbation is great and anyone who disagrees is a puritan cunt.

Because you started this topic... And you touch yourself at night

TSM Invasion?

I think they should sign Joe and have him fued with Umaga objecting to his stereotypical portrayal of his country.

Tajiri.

When I first read the "Jeff Hardy's House Burns Down" headline on a "Newz" site earlier I got the same feeling as I did when first reading the "Chris Benoit Dead" headline. I'm sincerely glad him / his girlfriend are all right although it's a real shame about the dog.

So right now we got Carlito, Jericho, Kennedy, Jeff Hardy, Shelton, and MVP. Who gets the remaining two spots? Does anyone think the front runners for the remaining two spots are Matt Hardy and Kane? Punk?

What happened in the main event at that show? The archive on wwe.com doesn't mention who won.

This is fucking surreal! Do you think they'll add a forum next?

Matt has a steroid induced heart attack and Jeff hangs himself from a weight machine? Best ending ever!

All the comparisons to Lesnar made when he debuted really seem correct in light of this story.

To go with the new sets can you see WWE finally dropping their mutilated scratch logo or perhaps just changing the font?

1. Colt Cabana 2. DH Smith 3. Trevor Mudoch

WWE should hire their own independent doctors via an agency and only accept their prescriptions within the wellness policy.

Yeah, he's basically midget Eugene at this point. And remember, Hornswoggle gets paid a lot of money to be Hornswoggle. God, I'd love to have his job. Personally I would have McMahon announce that he's adopted a son he can be proud of and have Kennedy come out and destroy Hornswoggle (Who returns to appearing from under the ring during Finlay's matches) and then proceed with the original planned angle building to HHH vs Kennedy at mania leaving Jericho to face a newly heel Jeff Hardy who wins the rumble. The card then would have three strong / original matches:- Undertaker vs Edge Jericho vs Hardy Kennedy vs HHH A mania calibre card?

??? The hearings are actually scheduled. They're happening. Yes but that doesn't necessarily mean any wrestlers will end up testifying. I'm not burying my head or any part of my body for that matter! All i'm saying is it's too soon to run around screaming "THE WWF IS GOING TO DIE!!1111111111111""!"2222222!"!!!"

I can't see Punk doing that realistically. This will probably all fizzle out before it gets to the stage of having wrestlers testify.

IIRC Edge wasn't pinned and he can make an amazing heelish excuse about him being injured / screwed and declaring himself unbeaten. Alternatively WWE could just alter history.