Ultra Violence

Maybe this Henry business will be a one off like the Vader / Goldust thing recently.

They should just display a giant red X over Orton whenever he is on TV. Also they should have the webmistress of Paul London .com bitching at him for hotlinking frequently with a megaphone Jimmy Hart / Davari style during matches.

Behold... Orton's new gimmick:- (http://los3eds.com/_sistaz/pics/mojo.gif)

Not quite.... [insert photo of boogeyman the site wouldn't allow me to hotlink off wwe.com because it didn't have a valid extension here] /edit: Chave beat me to it because I was fucking about trying to find an image.

During the fake Hardy shoot fued where Hardy kept randomly attacking him he said fuck on several occasions.

Don't hand it in yet... try and reduce the amount of repitition.... for example you use "nagging injuries" twice in a paragraph... also find other words for steroids and try and pad sentences out with more abstract language (especially the last one) also don't follow Vince's training and remove the word "superstars" if you're writing discursively you need to take a more removed perspective... on a global scale Hercules Hernandez was hardly a "superstar." I have absolutely no idea why i'm writing this but it may be worth paying attention.

I must be hideously naieve. Explain please.

JR kept calling him Carribean Cool Carlito so they decided it was too complicated for him and shortened it.

I've had a thoroughly shit couple of days, I ended up dumping my girlfriend because she was hastling me to quit smoking weed. Now I feel guilty because she keeps fucking crying. Also my efforts to convince people to join my site are failing and I'm worried i'll never get it back to its former glory. Furthermore I went to the dentist today and I apparently need a filling.

I think they should book a heel such as Kennedy as the mastermind behind making them kick the shit out of eachother, then he psychologically goads them, bets on Hogan winning (secretly) then as Austin is about to win runs down and attacks them both ending the match in a DQ. The ending would be dirty but neither would job and the chosen heel would have nuclear heat.

Ok Maria... bend over and close your eyes.

There goes my plan of taking her to Amsterdam

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Anyone got the download links to Bruce's rants?

If Edge really wanted to marry Lita in this supposed shoot storyline he obviously wouldn't marry her on RAW when Kane would blatantly interupt. Therefore the angle is plausable, Lita wouldn't get sympathy heat either

I think the way to get Edge even more over after this is for him to dump Lita... Saying she's worthless and he only really fucked her in order to hurt Matt.

Is HHH injured in kayfabe?

Excuse my poor post as I am currently rather evicerated.... Do you think moving a WWE brand for example Smackdown to the UK for a year would improve ratings? If they moved a few young guys such as London, Tajiri, Benjamin etc to that paticular brand for a year I believe the hot crowds could actually make them perceived as superstars leading to a British Wrestlemania then an extremely hot return when they all returned to the US replacing the old guard as they retire. Am I completely fucked or is this a good idea?

Give an example please.

That's because of the classic "Ideas for Fertig" thread

They chose to use those who had either played penis's or who's name suggested it.

WWE.com needs a forum.

This reeks of a work.

Due to today's events Regal won't be released.