Murmuring Beast

RAWMVP asked them out.

Bah, Dusty finish. ****3/4 TOTYC

OMB ASLASMPHEMY MAN PLZX~~~~#1

File under garbage.

Baroque has a lot of harpsichord Romantic is quite soppy funnily enough. There are loads of ornate notes. Modern is sometimes minimalist with the same thing happening over and over. Classical is yer Beethoven stuff, I think. Might not be much help there!!!

Anyway, I got her into bed, and I took out my wang. It was soft, but still massive. Her eyes were widening, but she looked away. "I'm sorry RAWMVP I cannot do it" *Loud drum fill, then music*" "Why not baby" *slicks back hair* "Cos I love that football dude you scared off" Right that second I got out the bed. Keep in mind, my cock was still free and I have cream around my lips. I dragged her with me into my car and drove to the football's guy's house. I got out, got on the mic and called his ass out. After putting on new underwear I punched him twice on the LIPS. My girlfriend said she got wet and then we fucked RIGHT THERE ON HIS LAWN. He woke up just in time for me to shoot cream all over her face. She said she orgasmed and then I read Harry Potter.

PISH! Flair, Benoit, Jericho, Austin and Taker will NOT win. It'll be Batista or Orton.

Yea, get her into bed, that's the way. Balls to all that meaninful relationship stuff.

Where is Rock Your Body?

Nice beard.

*Creams pants then leaves*

This is wonderful news of course. I won't be seeing the event, so I'm not bothered and I just love to see the internet community get wound up about their Benoit not get a shot at the title.

Benoit. Wait...

I'm a classically trained pianist! but I'm a bit shite to be honest. I only got to grade 5/6 and then gave up lessons. I now just download chords off the internet for my favourite songs and play for fun. I'm having the time of my life.

Well guys I'm away to bed (2.15 over here). Goodnight and thanks for the link to the feed, Downhome.

Batista is almost the same age as Michaels.

Batista is just garbage. Michaels should be inducted to the Hall Of Fame if he gets anything more than ** out of this deadweight.

HBK vs I just broke your neck

Will we see the first ever cock-shot?

WWE Says: Violence against women is good!

I see they're shooting for an Andy Kaufmann style match.

Christian's fake tan sucks.

Wow, she just gets dirtier.

Bischoff compared to Saddam Hussein.

Time to get the lube out, Canadians.