Cherry Blossom Viscount

Coachman's heel act is refreshing and over. He's not using "___ sports team suck" heel heat like Angle or going throught the motions like Jericho. He has a nice heel charsima like Bischoff and it could pay off.

Wait, it's not done...... ::Coach turns around. Austin is standing in his face.:: Coach: Hey....Wha- ::STUNNER! Austin drinks beer:: Gotta remember to put Stone Cold over!

No, they get "What" chants or silence.

Coach did alot more than a fucking JR impression. You don't get "asshole" chants for a JR impression.

HHH will lose it for good eventually. Whenever he does, it's going to be awhile before he gets another one. Once he looses it, he's going to probably take some time off.

Why oh why do Austin McMahon and Shane McMahon put themselves over the talent? Why? I'm sick of it. Johnathan Coachman pulled off a great heel turn, last night, becoming mega over, possibly the second or third most over heel on the show (Kane's more of a tweener) and cutting an excellent promo. I doubt anyone really knew he had it in him. Of course, the WWE can't have too many heels getting over at once, so out comes SCSA to kill his heat. But wait, not yet Steve! Let's send the IC champ out there as well. After Christian draws some ehat for his promo, Austin can wait no longer. He is rabid. Out he comes, ignores Christian, this is the IC champ here, and proceeds to kill Coachman's heat and a little of Bischoff's for good measure. So, Christian musters up a little courage and looks strong for a few seconds before a stare from Austin, a semi-retired crippled wrestler, shuts him up. Kick in his knees! That's all he had to do! So, after that, he forces Chrisitan into a match with Jerry Lawler, a 50 year old man. Hey, remember when Lawler was a hel commentator that hated face Austin? Ha ha ha ha ha. Good times. Anyway, Christian, the IC champ, shows FEAR, at the thought of wrestling a guy that could be his father. *Sigh* Then, there Shane. Kane's storyline on RAW was the best. It was built well and written well. However, anytime Shane got involved, a little would be taken away from Kane. Kane had to SELL for Shane, a part time performer. an untrained wrestler, a fact that the ccommentators play up. Kane was getting over greatly as a tweener (certainly not what the WWE wanted). I guess Kane's momentuous heat had to be killed. Not by RVD in a brutal WM20 match for the title after months of an insane yet genius Kane going on a rampage through both rosters. No, not like that. But by boy wonder Shane McMahon. First, I'm no Jericho fan. But, WHY HE FUCK WAS SHANE BEATING HIM?! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!! It made Jericho look weak. Jericho has been treated well in th past few weeks, so I guess he has to repay that by selling fro the bosses son. But not to fear, Kane is here. Kane prepares a bed of fire for our hero, and alas, in a cruel twist of irony, he is thrown into it himself! Ahhh, yes, let's make both Kane AND Jericho look weak! I guess that beating of Jericho still wasn't enough to stop that soldier of virtue Shane from killing Kane. It'ss amazing, Kane was laying in a bed of fire, yet, he had no more heat. Fuck you Shane. Fuck you Austin.

Not a fight. Not at all. We don't need Johnson invovled in yet another thread do we? Anyway, if you push aside your hate for HHH and look at what he came from, a weak gimmick, and look at what he has amassed in terms of power over the past eight years (more like the past three), you will see a great and manipulative mind at work. That is genius. There is really no other way to put it. HHH is clever, because he knows just what to say to get his enemies in an uproar. Make no mistake about it, HHH does care about Smarks. Saying he doesn't angers them though. That's his goal. I honestly believe the shot at Angle last night was not to put himself over or bury Angle, it was just a shot at the smarks. HHH is that petty and trivial, that he would take a shot at a fellow worker just to piss off a group of net fanboys. People do stuff similar all the time. But the way he did it was clever, but it also makes him a dick.

Take it to NHB Eagan.

I'm sick of Austin killing people's heat. He gets to beat up everyone anyway because he somehow gets "provoked" and if he doesn't get to touch them, he intimidates them (Chrisitan) and makes them look like bitches.

HHH is teh rule. The guy is so clever and genius that it's amazing.

Okay, explain why people were calling for Johnsons and Eagans bannings and why Banky WAS banned. Me thinks people take this board a little TOO seriously. And Prince Paul is never ignored. Everytime he racks up 100 post under his new alias, he goes on his usual rampage and everyone trips over themselves to make a "witty" comment. After he's flooded the board with about 300 extra posts, people are worn out and he is eventually banned.

So, you tried to use him for a PPV you claim he didn't have? Even worse, if he did have it, you wasted your time believing he'd give it to you? That's um, stupid. But okay.

Um, yes it did. That's how I knew he had it as his avatar. It's gone now though. It was hilarious for that short time.

HHH sucks and is ghey. Is that simple enough to understand?

Actually it shows up.

The fact that he has the sig pc in his avatar is hilarious and totally ruins the effect.

The sarcasm is this: Shane is NOT a wrestler. Anglesault is calling Shane a wrestler SARCASTICALLY, because in REALITY, he IS NOT A WRESTLER. Do you get it now?

The fact of the matter is this; TSM is like a giant anthill. People like Banky, DJ Jeff, and Johnson especially are like kids who pour water on the anthill. The ants swarm around furiously but are actually powerless to do anything. This place wouldn't be like that if the posters could develop a skill called IGNORE. But, no one wants to do that. People always want to play "hero" by going up against mega forum heel of the month whether it be Jeff, Banky, and for a short time Eagan. And that leads me to this........ This forum is so far up it's own ass with bandwagon hopping, that Banky turned a number of posters against a once respected poster, Eagan. He went from slight annoyance to Public Enemy #1 in a few weeks. Even Dames reamed him out, despite the fact that Eagan had been right on a number of subjects. The hilarity of the situation stems from stupidity of it. Frankly, I don't see Johnson going anywhere for awhile unless a mod becomes totally biased and bans him for the hell of it. So, the best thing to do is ignore him. You all make yourselves look stupid swarming angrily, powerless to do anything. It's like a little kid huffing and puffing while a big bully laughs at him. IGNORE people. That's all you have to do.

Yes, since version 1.0 was SOOOOOOO successful. Johnson is pretty clever actually. He pisses so many people off but he can't be banned because he actually does nothing wrong. I'd say he was an attention whore, but it's given to him freely by posters like Choken One who devotes 10 of his 150 post per day taking random shots at Johnson. And what irks people the most is that he WAS banned, but it was found to be an error whilst everybody was celebrating. I swear, Banky, DJ Jeff, and Johnson are some of the smartest posters to graze this forum because they knew just what to do to make everyone around look like complete asses.

Yeah, but you're not a mod and there is nothing you can do. So......

*Sigh* Let the Christian bashing begin!

No, I'd say it was the other way around.

Of course when said person beats him no one will care. The only way to get someone to care about the new champ would be to have them beat HHH in at least 3 straight PPV main events followed by HHH leaving the title chase for a good year. Want to take bets on the chances of that happening? HHH left the title scene for a good year before he got injured in 2001.

Yeah, the situations aren't the comedy gold they once were.

HHH is pushing the fine line between the extreme heel heat he is receiving now to the next level of heat that would actually be detrimental. That's not even heat, that's fan apathy. For now though, they need to let HHH become the longest heel champion of all time and play that up. By this time the fans will be in a frenzy for him to lose the belt. By the time someone finally beats him, they will be over huge because SOMEONE, ANYONE, beat HHH. In fact, they need to start playing this up now.