My sister was watching MTV in my room today. Some girl on that horrible show "Made" had the same problem you do, man. Seeing as how she's a 16-18 year old girl, I can see why she'd wear a wig. You.. you, not so much. Mang, go with the baldness. Make it work for you. I agree with Eric in this whole thread. You really need to just go out and make friends before you start worrying about getting females. Go find people who are around your age and have something, hell, anything in common with you and talk to them. Get a couple of levels up before you tackle the dungeon and stuff.
Also, form a purely fashion-oriented point of you: after seeing your myspace picture. One of these (http://www.top-trendy.com/images/DC%20Shoes%20Beanie%20Star1.jpg) would look good on you. Fo' real.