tekcop

You really do look like a dark white guy in that picture. Hah. That's not a bad tattoo, really.

Satnaic Angel. Bare, naked flesh. Projectile vomitting.

I've met a handful of people through the internet (Muggy being one of them) and all but one were pretty cool. There's also quite a few people in my life that I met in real life first, but stay in contact more though the internet than anything else.

I've been told I'm sometimes too "huggy."

Dude, you Jacksonites are sick.

You know, I really dislike "fashionable" tattoos.

Actually, I hate talking about my tattoos.

...I wasn't expecting such a good answer.

Look in a mirror, motherfucker.

Ok... how is Muggy better than me? I mean, I'm not trying to say I'm better than him, but as a poster I'm basically Muggy with more in-jokes. Sheesh and stuff. Hawk and Slayer are good choices. The former's totally jumped up my "list" recently. kkk is the shit and you know it.

My jaw dropped when I saw this in Boardum. But it's true, you look better without it.

I have this: I'm getting this Tuesday: http://luchawiki.com/index.php?title=Image:Elsanto01.jpg Tattoos are great as long as they don't suck.

Awesome.

I've never worked more than 15 hours in a day. My worst streak of hours ever was me working 5PM-12AM then 10AM-12AM followed by another 10AM-12AM shift then a 10AM-5PM shift. I was dead by the end of it.

I think he's jealous.

I watch cartoons when I'm sober.

I love when someone asks for the manager after bitching at me. I always respond with "I'm the manager in charge right now, is there anything I can help you with?" Even if she's standing right behind me or something. Or, my favorite, if this is happening over the phone I'll put them on hold for a few seconds and pick it up saying my real name and sounding just like I did before. Most people don't even realize.

Man. That joke was so great back in the day. I remember getting people to actually do it, too. Stupid kids.

Custom build. Don't remember much about it anymore since it's been awhile. Anthlon XP something or the other. Gigabyte mother board. DVD burner. Three hard drives--two 60 gigs and a 120. 21" CRT monitor. A gig or RAM. That's all I remember, really.

I'm on. Does no one here live in the desert?

Eric was gold in Marvin's thread. I never payed too much attention too him until then. Well, and now Boardum and Myspace, I gues. But that got the ball rolling.

I thought it was a paper clip.

I've never "went off" on a customer, but I have called them idiots and liars in the past. Sometimes I mock them or become a complete ass hole, but that only happens in the worst cases. My favorite story though was when this woman came into the store to tell me I needed to fire one of my drivers because she almost rear-ended him. When she walked in the door, the driver had just told me a funny story or something and we were both laughing. She assumed we were laughing at her and just started yelling from get-go. We couldn't help but laugh at her. She called us a bunch of stupid kids and said a store shouldn't be run by a bunch of people under 18. At the time, I was 18, the driver in question was 26, and there was another guy in the store who was somewhere in his early 20's so we laughed some more. She asked us all our names stating that she'd get us all fired for the way we were acting. I was having fun with this by now, so I told her our names were all on our name tags so I didn't feel the need to state them. She looked at them and got some off the wall names (Zach was somehow Allen, for instance). She yelled at us one last time, we laughed, and then she left. But!... then she turned around, scowled at us from the parking lot, and literally started jumping up and down and screaming. At this point, we were laughing so hard we couldn't breathe. Her husband or whatever jumped out of the passenger side of their car and yelled something about killings us or something. They left then. Even better, though. She called in the morning to complain and the guy who was running the store wasn't exactly the most... patient guy in the world with these types of people. He basically stopped her in the middle of her rant and told her he had no interest in hearing it and that she should call back later that night when the manager got in then hung up on her.

Haws is gay. He just doesn't want to admit it.

Got up to 49% and was disconnected. Back down to 2% now with my last try. God, I hate you fucking broadbanders.