tekcop

Dead people can't live in Texas?

This show would be too bad if it were on TV. Everything other than the women's match and the two sqashes have been at least **. Workrate wise, there were shittier PPV's last year.

**1/2. There was a little bit of psychology (the bearhug after Cena's bump to the floor and Cena countering the powerbomb) but other than that it really was really vanilla and you could have replace both workers with just about anyone else in the WWE or OVW and they could have had the exact same match.

What else is he suppossed to talk about? The exciting matches? The hot crowd? The... uh... Dupree's wang? (Yes, I did steal that from Dean... but, there really isn't anything else on this PPV for Cole to talk about...)

I wasnt expecting anything less to be honest with you. Was you expecting a back and forth match with lots of near falls? No, I expected a squash. It's just pathetic they booked one for a PPV. We only have three matches left? Don't we have, like, over an hour left?

Yes... a glorified squash. I'm actually really happy for that... that's really pathetic.

Who else thinks Chavo Classic should come out of retirement and move to Tijuana? Rey Misterio Sr. vs. Chavo Classic! I'd definately buy the tape.

I think I liked this match better than the opener. Haas played a much better face-in-peril than either RVD or Rey. The Dudleys' offense was much nicer than Holly and Gunn's and they sold better during the face-comeback section. Kind of makes me want to see Haas & Rico vs. The Dudleys.

Are Haas and Rico suppossed to be faces or heels in this match? I never really figured that out.

Err... Chavo Classic the crossdresser? I really, really, really hope Chavito murderizes Jackie tonight.

Am I the only one who thanks Scotty shouldn't have gotten any offense in? Oh, and did Scotty just flash everyone?

Couldn't Mordecai have at least taken his wedding ring off? Entrance is cool, though.

Eh... about 3/4*. The match was really sloppy and both women's offense looked REALLY weak, but they at least seemed to have an idea of what they wanted to do.

True. What's Torrie's record? Like 100-0? If you count those tiny-teddy contests... about twice that.

Well... Torrie never loses anyways... So why's she worried?

Well... that was a fun 20 minute TV match....

So.. who here's ordering the show besides me and the dirt guy? I mean, sure the show'll suck but both tag matches and main event-ish matches will be somewhere between good and slightly above shitty. Besides, ever since No Way Out this year I said I'd order any PPV where Eddie was in the main event.

Teddy trying to get the crowd to pay attention to Jindrak is funny.

I really like the Cena shirt. Nothing else looks wearable, though.

Err... atleast he's not Hirohito anymore.

Anyone else notice that the camera changes on nearly every one of RVD's strikes? I think we got to actally see maybe 4 of his kicks.

I always thought he had nine: J*Crown: IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Title NWA Jr. Heavyweight Title WAR International Jr. Heavyweight Title British Commonwealth Jr. Heavyweight Title NWA Welterweight Title UWA Light Heavyweight Title WWA Jr. Light Heavyweight Title WWF Light Heavyweight Title Then he beat Dean Malenko for the WCW Cruiserweight Title. Was there a tenth?

I could definately see Samoa Joe and Abyss doing well in the WWE. Other than that, maybe AJ Styles.

His old costume wouldn't really hide how out of shope he's gotten compared to what he used to look like. I was watching some AAA TV from '94 and he looked roided as all hell.

This show looks really fun. I'm definately getting it.