It wasn't the total suckfest I was expecting. Opinions on the winners:
Tajiri - Oh yeah! The plant fans got me by surprise though.
Chris Benoit - I wanted to cry when Benoit locked the Sharpshooter on, I just hope he wasn't seriously injured from that blow to the head on the chair drop.
Basham Bros - Yay! Go Bashams!
Zach Gowen - FUCK YOU WWE! Matt jobbing was truly the low point of the night.
Vince McMahon - I don't regret one bit of taking a piss break during this.
Kurt Angle - The audience chants for both of them were fucking crazy. Angle / Cena fucking owned was without a doubt the MoTN.
The Big Show - I figured this was going to happen. Despite the use of a trash can lid, brass knuckles. a title belt, and the Frog Splash, yeah I was a little disappointed with the poor selling. I just pray Eddie moves onto better from here on out.
Brock Lesnar - Despite the screwjob finish, this is what the match from Unforgiven last year SHOULD have been. Good match, but I still think it would have been far better if it was just a regular chain match (HHH/Kane) instead of Chain on a Pole lameness.
It was decent, I'm expecting a flop according to buyout rates though.