Lil' Bitch

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Don't jinx it!

Well, there's that old unwritten wrestling law that if you get your ass kicked on the last wrestling TV show before the PPV, you're gonna win your PPV match. But of course, that law didn't apply to HHH's opponents.

I HOPE the buyrates for this do worse than Vengeance so McMahon can learn his lesson. Anyway, my winning predictions: Brock Lesnar Either McMahon - just so one can get the hell of my TV screen The Big Show - just so Eddie can move on into the world title chase Kurt Angle - I don't mind Cena winning either, I like him too PLEASE let it be Chris Benoit PLEASE let it be Matt Hardy Tajiri - I'm sick of Rey having it

It was actually Rodney Mack, but I'll take the Mack over Test any day.

^ I fucking hate teasers although I loved RE2's concept of theirs.

That's true, but A LOT more people would be pissed about rather than

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): None taken, but its not that I was slow, but I figured R. Lee was playing just the idiot sheriff based alone on him using Saran Wrap to cover the body. Like I said, because of Dennis Hopper's performance back in 1986, I was always used to the sheriff to be the hero that saves them at the end. So when the sheriff turned out to be a fucking family member instead, yeah that got me. That's the only thing I hated about him. That this fat fuck was Speedy Gonzales-fast. I did love that Nike commercial making fun of horror movies, THAT is how it should be.

Alien Night of the Living Dead (1990) Army of Darkness Demons The Beyond Candyman The Fly (1986) Child's Play Creepshow Dawn of the Dead Dead Alive Evil Dead Evil Dead 2 The Exorcist Friday the 13th Halloween The Thing The Howling Day of the Dead Night of the Living Dead (1968) Nightmare on Elm Street (choice) The Omen From Dusk Til Dawn Phantasm Psycho(1960) Carrie Return of the Living Dead Rosemary's Baby Scream The Shining Last House on the Left Texas Chainsaw Massacre

^ Replace Gail Kim with Victoria and I would love it.

I don't mind just as long as its NOT over the World Heavyweight Title (but yeah I'm sure its going to be) so either a.) Randy Orton gets buried too (go figure) or b.) HHH actually puts over Randy Orton (and Randy is the World Heavyweight Champion) at least this point, I'd take Orton over Helmsley any day.

Yeah, but Cena > Savage, rapping-wise

Yeah, S D, quit copying Bored!

Fuck off.

Wait, so all this time The One was really just a program and not the destined prophecy we've come to believe since 1999? Man, what the fuck...

^ I was used to the sheriff being the hero in these types of movies. Especially after Dennis Hopper's awesome potrayal of the role in part 2, but... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): I had no clue R. Lee was in on it the whole time until I saw that he was driving the stoner guy back to the house. I was like damn, talk about a swerve. That one surprised me.

*quickly points out the fact that Hagara just happened to be wearing a bullet proof mask

Austin / Undertaker SS 98 > Austin / Undertaker Fully Loaded 99

Nevermind.

TOP 5 STORIES OF THE WEEK: Damn, I want to see this as it happens. Wait, so we can bring cameras / camcorders into arenas now for house shows?

Styles-face / JJ-heel > Styles-heel / JJ-face

Do I really have to answer that? Think about it...Shane McMahon...hmm...

Thanks for doing it, Bored. Keep up the good work.

So let me get this straight, YOU want ANGLE to stop being entertaining FROM NOW ON this very moment for 24/7? Ha!

Main eventing is main eventing. Many workers can only dream of ever doing that.