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I think he's a moron and all that but keep him in around APO. You and teke are kicking out all the CE whipping boys

This after more Americans voted in this election then in any others. Yep- we're apathetic alright

I know hilarious people who have auditioned for SNL and not gotten on for God knows what stupid reason Lorne can come up with and now they're giving it to some winner of a fucking show? This is insulting to any SNL castmember or anyone who has ever tried to make it on the show

This is complete horseshit for many reasons. I'd go off on it more but I'm off to see Avril Lavigne

Arafat after hearing that he's going to die-

I searched images of Yasser Arafat and got a picture of Ringo Starr. Seriously

I think it was federal law to say I'm George W. Bush etc as part of new campaign rules. You have to say who approved what and all that. I know Charles Schumer did the same for his ads.

::Jeopardy mode on:: Who is Bill Clinton ::Jeopardy mode off::

I remember they didn't announce a single match for Survivor Series till like a week before the show. And then for Armageddon they just hedged their bets and did a Hell in a Cell for no reason. They also ran Regal v. Holly two months in a row- I don't think anyone even realised that

But Vince soon realised this and sent him to rehab (fully paid for) a couple of times. Considering Davey died two years after he was let go- blaming Vince is a stupid move. And this is coming from someone whose favourite wrestler is the British Bulldog

Even though Vince sent him to rehab and took him off the active roster anytime he felt that Davey had a drug problem? And Davey died two years after being a part of WWE?

Someone should strap a bomb to his hospital bed and kill him that way. The irony would be delicious

The Bob Barron Political Encounter Curse>Redskins curse. I met the losers of the Canadian and American federal elections. I definetley/definetley do not rule

Even if I am/am not somewhat mentally unstable

He played a fat rapper on SNL this weekend- I was ROFLAAMO!

Amy Poehler- laugh riot. I know Norm is now an American citizen so he got to vote for W. yesterday! I wonder if he will get invited to the inauguration like in 2000. He gets a TV show deal and a Bush win in the same day

PA was weird because the early polling has Kerry WAY up (High 60s) which was really weird and then the vote total ended up 51-49 which is not bad at all. I still want to know how they could call NJ so early

It was on Air Force One on election day that strategist Karl Rove started calling around to get the results of early exit polls. But the line kept breaking down. The only information that came through as the plane descended was a BlackBerry message from an aide that simply read: "Not good." Not long afterward, Rove got a more detailed picture and told the President and senior aides the bad news. Florida Governor Jeb Bush had been saying the state was looking good, and the Bush team had expected to be ahead in Ohio. But Kerry was leading everywhere. "I wanted to throw up," said an aide onboard. Bush was more philosophical: "Well, it is what it is," he told adviser Karen Hughes."

Some guy with a weird David Hasslehoff obsession. Not very funny

New Jersey, North Carolina and Virginia all seemed to be way off. Any others?

I'm on 4 hrs of sleep! You know I don't know my SNL trivia well on four hours of sleep. I did once name every cast member/featured player in SNL history off the top of my head. Soooo.. How about that Canada

You wouldn't want to cuddle, would you? Because that might seem a little gay. And you wouldn't slap somebody if they didn't know who the head writer for SNL was in 1983, would you? -=Mike Or if they didn't know who Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were Are you making those names up? *prepares for angry backlash* -=Mike You don't know that Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were both members of the SNL cast/featured player during the early 80s when Lorne wasn't producing the show??? God Mike- I thought you were intelligent

Baldwin says Kim said it- he never did it. Then again Alec Baldwin said he wanted to kill Henry Hyde or something like that

No- I'm just lending a hand to my American brothers wanting to come see Canada

You guys can stay with me if you want.