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You're just going to have to settle for a Heineken or a Labatt Blue, my friend. Take a deep breath, we're going to get you through this.

" Clarifying the Sandman to WWE's ECW Rumors In a story that a few sites have picked up, it has been reported that the Sandman refused a booking with the WWE. The booking would be for WWE's ECW reborn show. There is absolutely NO truth to this rumor. How this rumor got started, no one knows, but after talking to one of Sandman's best friends, the DOI can report as of right now, the WWE and Sandman have had no contact whatsoever about a potential WWE booking. For anyone looking to watch the Sandman live, the Sandman will be wrestling for Frank Goodman's UXW on 2/26 in Long Island, NY. As of right now (it could change) he is scheduled to wrestle Axl Rotten. For more on that show, check out http://www.usaprowrestling.net " Link

Acid is next to impossible to find around here, and I am just around the corner from South Philly. Ecstasy, however, has gone from $25 in it's heyday around here, to $7. I have not taken advantage of this yet, however.

There's always the "Dark Side Of The Moon" or "Wish You Were Here" albums. I always thought "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann created a decent effect, but that was on ecstasy.

Turn out the lights, put on headphones, and listen to The Doors first two albums, specifically "The End" and "When The Music's Over." With or without a cigarette is purely up to you.

Saturn wrestled for USAPRO recently after being shot in the head and neck three times while breaking up an attempted rape. While Vince didn't take advantage of that story, I have no idea. Kronus has been fat and out of shape since the ECW days. Last I heard of him, he was wrestling for XPW and we all know how long ago that was.

God forbid someone entertaining and charismatic showed up, rather then the generic stiffs you guys are being forcefed.

That kid's Dad better have beaten his ass at every opportunity. Otherwise, a couple shots of Jack and a pack of Marlboros would straighten his faggoty ass out.

I think it will probably be a letdown, but also that anyone who walks through that curtain is going to get a roof shattering pop by the ECW faithful. Actually, if they do have it at the Hammerstein Ballroom, I may try to get tickets.

Well at least I may still be able to see him in 3PW if Gordon calls him up.

I dunno. I think George Steele may have been more out of shape. Or possibly Abdullah. Also, Johnny Grunge is like 360 lbs these days, there is no need for him to show up.

I doubt we'll see Corino, the ECW DVD didn't even mention him. Justin Credible may be a possibility.

Tazz isn't going to wrestle on it, either. Man I was at least hoping for Sandman. Now, without him, and without the ability to bring in Shane Douglas or Raven either............what's the fucking point?

I don't think he is going to look that big compared to the WWE guys.

"The Sandman (Jim Fullington) was recently asked by WWE is he would be interested in doing the 6/5 ECW PPV but he turned it down. " Link

Why would they want that out of shape jabroni?

People are getting excited because they think it may involve the rumored ECW PPV, but that isn't even scheduled until June if it does happen. A little early to hype it.

I've always attributed the little blood I see here and there to my "overindulgence" in spirits. Now what I am wondering is where all you homos are getting your "tears" in that particular region.

Hey give Eddie a break, the man is from Texas.

I've seen it a couple times after what felt like painful wiping. It was probably hemmorhoids, but i never got it checked out, and it went away eventually.

Um, story about Eddie Guerrero.............. BUMP!!!!

I'd be happy with just one match in the indies.

God damn it, I wish I would've gone to see that. I've always said I want to see him at least once before he dies.

Well we really didn't get anywhere, we got to walk him in, then took the escalator upstairs with him, and I believe the metal detectors were right there. We didn't get to send him off with a drink or anything either, as we were all too hungover from last night's excursion. But on the plus side, 5 minutes after I left, he called to let me know he ran into, and shook hands with EDDIE GUERRERO! "Man, that guy's fucking short!"---Chief on Eddie Guerrero

Don't do it Agent. If you shave it, it's never coming back. I am living proof.