When I five or six, my mom showed me a book of Uncle Remus stories. Of course, I think it's a swell idea to talk that way at the place my parents worked at. My dad was pretty pissed at my mom naturally.
Thats right. Canada holds its own.
But Baja is screwed. Also the USSR not only survives, but gets Alaska, and Germany uses the modern flag for some reason.
more ideas:
your parents conceiving you
food eating people
retarded dragons
new uniform for sports teams
rejected Disney channel shows
recreate classic album covers
fellow TSM posters
tapeworms of the rich and famous