Richard

Steve Smith gets a td. Good for him.

These ceremonies are only entertaining when they have a kid from the visitor's city and the crowd boos them.

I think you mean Kevin Nealon.

Cause they made wolf noises, I guess. Col. Debeers coming out to "Welcome to the Jungle" is even worse. The Nasty Boys using a Janet Jackson song was pretty bad too.

I got nowhere to go.

That's certainly a poor way to treat Jimmy Carter's favorite wrestler.

If I go more than 3 months without posting, just assume I'm dead.

We're all expecting a track by track review.

So why doesn't McMahon stop other promotions from using the Doink gimmick? I assume the WWE created it.

So why doesn't McMahon stop other promotions from using the Doink gimmick? I assume the WWE created it.

Taker and Kamala had a coffin match at Survivor Series '92.

RIP

1 Patrick Swayze (Best Bet) 2 Roger Ebert 3 Pat Summerall 4 Polly Bergen 5 Wilford Brimley 6 Bob Dylan 7 Michael J Fox 8 Jake Roberts 9 Batista 10 Kurt Angle 11 Debra Marshall 12 Jimmy Snuka 13 Robert Novak (Best Bet) 14 OJ Simpson 15 Elizabeth Edwards 16 John McCain 17 Perry Saturn 18 Steven Adler 19 Ted Kennedy 20 Pat Robertson

So how did pro boxing develop into a (usually) legit sport, while pro wrestling became often-cartoonish "sports entertainment"?

We've also had videos of a 13 year old girl masturbating and an 8 year old dying from a heroin overdose.

WWF Fury Hour 12-3 Herb Abrams and JBL quickly run down tonight’s card, as the action gets underway quickly. 1. Dusty Rhodes vs. Mr. Perfect (w/Bobby Heenan) Mr. Perfect wins with a roll-up while Dusty was arguing with Heenan at 8:13. Rhodes gets revenge on Hennig and chases the Brain to the back. Herb announces that Perfect will advance to the Television title match at Holiday Chaos. (Ad break) A vignette narrated by Mean Gene hypes the four tag teams that will be competing in the next match, which will advance the winner to the match for the WWF Tag titles at Holiday Chaos. (Ad break) 2. Rockers vs. The Unholy Alliance (w/ The Sinister Minister) vs. Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji) vs. Southern Justice This is a wild match, that sees both the Rockers and Southern Justice disqualified. The Demos prevail after Whipwreck gets the Demolition Decapitation at 9:46. (Ad break) Mean Gene interviews Mr. Fuji and Demolition. Fuji disrespects the competition and doesn’t care who they face at the ppv. Herb announces that due to threats made by Rick Rude, he and the rest of the Heenan Family will be banned from ringside during the main event, with suspensions and fines greeting any violators. The Bushwackers and The Cole Twins are whining to Kevin Kelly about not being included in the Tag title qualifying matches, when a loud sound is heard off-screen. Kelly and the cameraman run to find Dusty Rhodes on the ground with a guitar smashed on his head. The announcers believe he ran into Jeff Jarrett. (Ad break) Prerecorded promos from Hart and Windham are shown. 3. Bret Hart vs. Barry Windham A good competitive match ends with a disappointing finish as a mysterious masked man runs in with a baseball bat and attacks both wrestlers. Since Bret got hit first, referee Tommy Young disqualifies Barry at11:49. The man gets away before he can be beaten/unmasked. Windham is pissed and pushes Young. Bam Bam Bigelow runs in attacking the Hitman, as the announcers speculate that the Million Dollar Man sent him to soften Bret up for their match at Holiday Chaos. Windham decides not to get involved, and walks off only to be ambushed by Rick Rude and the Brainbusters. Cactus Jack and Ricky Steamboat run in to fight Bigelow. Ted Dibiase comes out to mouth off to Hart and the other two faces in the ring, as the show goes off the air. Next week: Hardy Boyz vs. S&M vs. Brainbusters vs. York/Matthews (winning team faces Demolition for tag titles at Holiday Chaos) RVD, 2 Cold Scorpio, CM Punk, Col Debeers vs. The Bushwackers & The Cole Twins Ricky Steamboat vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (winner faces Mr.Perfect at Holiday Chaos for TV title) Holiday Chaos: Bret Hart vs. Ted Dibiase (WWF World Heavyweight Title match) Barry Windham v. Cactus Jack (#1 Contender match) Dusty Rhodes vs. Jeff Jarrett RVD vs. CM Punk 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Col. Debeers Rey Mysterio vs. Doink the Clown Tommy Dreamer & Beulah vs. Shane Douglas & Francine

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death by orgasm?