Richard

This is fucking hilarious? Kids are singing a song about giving a woman an orgasm. LMFAO.

That's not actually him singing. In real life the actor has a thick Quebecois accent. Anyway...

Who's your all time favorite wrestler and why?

Don't call me a faggot, cocksucker.

You must have read the bowdlerized version.

Bridge to Terabithia

Dynamite's still alive. Better make it Davey Boy and Owen.

I sure hope they don't rip on blacks for having stupid names.

Finding out my partner in a group project is borderline illiterate the night before it's due. Even if I had the time to make her work halfway decent, which I don't, I don't have the material with me to do so.

I quit all drafts. I got too much crap to deal with right now.

never aGAIN

GROUP A "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye GROUP B "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles GROUP C "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan

Beavis

You're not hotlinking are you?

I envy the Jahovah's Witnesses this time of year.

Last Exit to Springfield Season 4, Episode 17

What he said.

The Chargers have won the last 11 games in the series, the longest current streak in the NFL.

Iran

Cosmo Kramer