Richard

So if you replaced Hall and Nash with Men on a Mission, you'd do just as well?

No more Porcelain Bidet? Now I no longer have a reason to live.

LA has the Trojans. That's all they need.

For the monologue, they could have Ron Howard narrating Bateman's monologue, with Jason getting irritated and finally snapping.

Well most of the files I downloaded have disappeared. I can't play anything off my windows media playlist or real media favorites list. I wish I knew what the hell I was doing.

juhn

yes

Is wrestling fake?

WCW Spring Stampede pre-show: Johnny B. Badd is coming down to the ring when Lord Steven Regal leaps over the security railings and attacks, making his return to the promotion. He beats Badd into the ring. Johnny B. Badd is in trouble. Butterfly Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. Lord Steven Regal leaves, having made a big impact. 1. Bagwell and Scorpio vs The Thrillseekers. Match Background: The Thrillseekers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Marcus Alexander Bagwell ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Running knee lift from Marcus Alexander Bagwell. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Jericho! Tag between Chris Jericho and Lance Storm. Lance Storm kicks the leg, knocks Bagwell down, and goes to work on it. Storm charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Marcus Alexander Bagwell hits some punches. How generic. Tag between Marcus Alexander Bagwell and Too Cold Scorpio. Bagwell and Scorpio hook up Storm, then hit a double suplex. Scorpio crushes Storm with a huge legdrop. Tiger suplex on Storm. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Tag to Marcus Alexander Bagwell. Marcus Alexander Bagwell floors Lance Storm...and climbs the turnbuckles. Flying Crossbody!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. The Thrillseekers don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Bagwell and Scorpio, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4 2. Lord Steven Regal vs Johnny B. Badd. Match Background: Regal and Badd have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WCW TV title. Lord Steven Regal has been WCW TV champion since 24 January 1993. The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Regal. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Vicious back suplex! Johnny B. Badd got nailed big time! Hooks the leg for a two count. Lord Steven Regal misses a clothesline. Badd just WAFFLES Regal with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Johnny B. Badd hits a rolling kick on Regal. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Regal! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Johnny B. Badd to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Badd goes for a splash but Regal puts the knees up. Vicious back suplex! Johnny B. Badd got nailed big time! Covers for a quick two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Badd! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Lord Steven Regal snap suplexes Badd HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Regal is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Badd gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal! Badd reverses a Lord Steven Regal hammerlock. BIG clothesline on Regal. DDT from the top rope by Johnny B. Badd. That looked KILLER. Lord Steven Regal is in trouble. Kiss That Don't Miss! 1....2....3. Johnny B. Badd is still in the ring celebrating. Lord Steven Regal pushes the referee away. Lord Steven Regal spins Badd around. Lord Steven Regal hits the Butterfly Powerbomb! My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. 3. Benoit & Malenko vs Diamond Dallas Page, Scotty Flamingo, and Vinnie Vegas. Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. This is a continuation of the Benoit & Malenko vs The Vegas Connection feud. The Match: Running knee lift from Scotty Flamingo. Flying shoulder tackle by Flamingo sends Benoit CRASHING to the mat. Flamingo goes for a splash but Benoit puts the knees up. Chris Benoit scores with a NASTY spinebuster. Tag between Scotty Flamingo and Diamond Dallas Page. Benoit scoops and slams Diamond Dallas Page. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Benoit almost belly-to-belly suplexes Diamond Dallas Page through the mat. What? It's possible. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dallas Page powers out of a Chris Benoit headlock. DDP tags out to Vinnie Vegas. The Vegas Connection whip Benoit into the corner. Vinnie Vegas whips Diamond Dallas Page in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Benoit takes a headbutt from Vinnie Vegas. Fallaway slam by Vinnie Vegas puts down Chris Benoit. There's a two count on the pin. Nice piledriver on Benoit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Vinnie Vegas scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Benoit is out just before the three count. Vegas tags out to Diamond Dallas Page. The Vegas Connection whip Benoit into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Covers for a quick two count. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Diamond Dallas Page ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Benoit powers out of a headlock. T-Bone suplex by Benoit, DDP got folded in half to the point that he was almost able to fellate himself. Mighty impressive, don't you think? Benoit tags out to Dean Malenko. Benoit & Malenko hook up DDP, then hit a double suplex. Spinning bulldog in the corner and DDP is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Diamond Dallas Page and Scotty Flamingo. Malenko hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Super kick by Dean Malenko. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Malenko goes for a splash but Flamingo puts the knees up. Flamingo tags out to Vinnie Vegas. Flamingo \ Vegas whip Malenko into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Dean Malenko by Vegas. Remember when that was a legit finish? There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Diamond Dallas Page. Massive backbreaker on Malenko and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Malenko! Malenko blocks a kick from Diamond Dallas Page. Tiger suplex on DDP. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Diamond Dallas Page powers out of a Dean Malenko headlock. DDP hits a piledriver on Dean Malenko. That used to end matches, you know. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Dean Malenko knocks DDP to the outside, then signals for the Texas Clover Leaf. He reaches out of the ring for Diamond Dallas Page...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see DDP sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying... 4. The Great Muta vs Rick Rude. Match Background: This match is for the WCW US title. The Great Muta has been WCW US champion since 24 January 1993. The Match: Standing leg lariat by The Great Muta on Rick Rude. Rick Rude counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. The Great Muta just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Rick Rude. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Rick Rude plants Muta with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Cover, but there's no one to count for Rick Rude! Rick Rude goes for a splash but Muta puts the knees up. Muta uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Rick Rude, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Rick Rude walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Rick Rude blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Muta walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Muta reverses a Rick Rude hammerlock. The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! The fight has started up again! The Great Muta attacks Rick Rude, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: Consider yourself lucky, a ****1\4 is hard to get and it was earned every step of the way. Let's see if you can do better now. 5. The Hollywood Blondes vs Liger/Sasaki. Match Background: The Hollywood Blondes are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WCW Tag Team titles. The Hollywood Blondes have been WCW Tag Team champions since 28 March 1993. The Match: Liger walks into a high dropkick from Brian Pillman, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hard back suplex on Liger. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Steve Austin. The Hollywood Blondes hook up Liger, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. BIG clothesline on Liger. Liger backdrops Steve Austin out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Jushin Thunder Liger. Lightning kick by Liger on Austin. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Jushin Thunder Liger and Kensuke Sasaki. Austin takes a quick lariat. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Vertical suplex by Kensuke Sasaki. Sasaki walks into a drop toe hold. Austin slams Kensuke Sasaki down and motions to the crowd. Tag to Brian Pillman. Pillman just WAFFLES Sasaki with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Tag between Kensuke Sasaki and Jushin Thunder Liger. Pillman uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Jushin Thunder Liger slugs Brian Pillman, sending him down into the corner. While Liger fires up the crowd, Pillman is removing the turnbuckle pad! Jushin Thunder Liger comes over...but Pillman grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Jushin Thunder Liger face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Brian Pillman rolls up the stunned Jushin Thunder Liger, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Brian Pillman. Liger/Sasaki look like they aren't done...and they attack The Hollywood Blondes! After an exchange of blows, Pillman and Austin are laid out in the ring. My Opinion: I'd love to see a rematch and see if they can top this. **** 6. Arn Anderson vs Barry Windham. Match Background: Anderson and Windham have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the NWA World title. Arn Anderson has been NWA World champion since 24 January 1993. The Match: Arn Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Windham. Ring-shaking body slam on Windham. Hooks the leg for a two count. Windham ducks a wild right hand. Barry Windham hits Anderson. Barry Windham with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Anderson. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Windham on Anderson. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Anderson takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Arn Anderson avoids a Barry Windham avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Ring-shaking body slam on Windham. Covers for a quick two count. Impaler DDT by Arn Anderson just SPIKES Barry Windham down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Arn Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Windham. Anderson slams Barry Windham. Windham reverses a Arn Anderson hammerlock. Anderson gets splashed in the corner. Sloppy discus punch from Barry Windham barely connects on Anderson. Arn Anderson slugs Barry Windham, sending him down into the corner. While Anderson fires up the crowd, Windham is removing the turnbuckle pad! Arn Anderson comes over...but Windham grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Arn Anderson face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Barry Windham rolls up the stunned Arn Anderson: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Barry Windham remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: *** rating for an above average match. 7. Tom Zenk vs Bobby Eaton. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Zenk vs Eaton feud. So far, Zenk hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Eaton since the feud started. The Match: STIFF high kick on Eaton by Tom Zenk. Eaton reverses a Tom Zenk hammerlock. Bobby Eaton strikes Tom Zenk. Bobby Eaton misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Flapjack from Eaton on Zenk. Cover, but there's no one to count for Bobby Eaton! Zenk counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Implant DDT by Tom Zenk! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Zenk crushes Eaton with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eaton walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Eaton backdrops Tom Zenk out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Bobby Eaton. Bobby Eaton DDTs Zenk, but it just looked terrible. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Zenk counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tom Zenk has Bobby Eaton down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Superplex!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Brian Lee comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Prime Time hits Zenk with a chair to the back! Tom Zenk goes down to the canvas, hurt. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. 8. Ricky Steamboat vs Big Van Vader. Match Background: Steamboat and Vader have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WCW World title. The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Steamboat who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Ricky Steamboat avoids a Big Van Vader avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Standing leg lariat by Ricky Steamboat on Vader. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Tiger suplex on Vader. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, but there's no one to count for Ricky Steamboat! Big Van Vader avoids a Ricky Steamboat avalanche by getting out of the damn way! BAAACK Body drop by Steamboat gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Big piledriver on Steamboat. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Big Van Vader just KILLS Ricky Steamboat! Pin, but Steamboat is out just before the three count. Big Van Vader misses a clothesline. Super kick by Ricky Steamboat. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Ricky Steamboat misses a clothesline. Faarooq comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Ricky Steamboat turns around. Faarooq spins Steamboat around. Faarooq hits the Running Powerslam! Faarooq leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Big Van Vader pins Steamboat. Big Van Vader smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Faarooq, thanking him for interfering and helping win this match. My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***.

Al Snow, Lash Le Roux, and Brian Lee called up. Tex Slazinger released. 4-18 Power Hour 1. British Bulldog d. Vinnie Vegas 68 2. Eaton & Watts d. Benoit & Malenko 63 3. Johnny B Badd reminds Lord Regal that if he can't make it to Spring Stampede, he'll forfeit the TV title 65 4. Great Muta d. DDP 79 5. Windham attacks Anderson and poses with the NWA title 77 6. Jushin Thunder Liger d. Steve Austin 81 7. Larry Zybysko introduces Brian Lee as the newest member of Larryland 65 8. Ricky Steamboat d. Masahiro Chono 75 4-24 Sat Night 1. Teddy Long hypes Liger & Sasaki for their tag title match tomarrow 68 2. Austin, Pillman, DDP, and Vegas d. Liger, Sasaki, Benoit, and Malenko when Vegas pins Benoit 79 3. Eaton, Watts, Jericho, and Storm d. Scorpio, Bagwell, Zenk, and Brad when Jericho pinned Armstrong 66 4. Muta, Bulldog, Badd, & Douglas d. Rude, Cactus, Williams, & Flamingo when Bulldog pinned Cactus 80 5. Anderson and Steamboat discuss tonight's main event 70 6. Anderson/Steamboat fought Vader/Windham to a double DQ 81

4-11 Power Hour 1. Masa Chono d. Eric Watts 63 2. Liger/Sasaki d. Orndorff/Gilbert 71 3. Rude/Cactus d. Muta/Badd 84 4. The Thrillseekers interrupt a Bagwell/Scorpio promo 77 5. Bulldog d. DDP 74 6. Vader and Steamboat sign the contract to face each other. 77 7. Arn d. Eaton 72 4-17 Sat Night 1. DDP/Vegas/Flamingo d. Zenk/Santana/Brad Armstrong 67 2. Brian Armstrong critisizes his brother's performance in that last match 66 3. Kensuke Sasaki d. Brian Pillman 80 4. Flair interviews Steamboat, Vader shows up 79 5. Johnny B Badd d. Tony Atlas 61 6. Shane Douglas d. Steve Williams 73

It would be easier if we knew your last name.

4-1-93 Sting is out for 2 months due to injury, Steven Regal checks in to rehab. Thrillseekers & Brian Armstrong called up. 4-3 Sat Night 1. Barry Windham interrupts Flair for The Gold to attack Ric with a chain. Arn Anderson comes to the rescue 78 2. Bagwell & Scorpio d. Eaton & Watts 62 3. The Thrillseekers hype themselves 73 4. US Title Match: Great Muta d. Johnny B Badd. Rick Rude beats down both competitors afterwards. 75 5. Nick Bockwinkel strips Farooq of the WCW title for refusing to unmask. Vader will face the winner of a battle royal for the vacant belt at Spring Stampede 63 6 Vader d. Abdullah the Butcher 68 4-4 Power Hour 1. Thrillseekers d. Tito Santana & Brad Armstrong 62 2. Kensuke Sasaki d. Eddie Gilbert 67 3. Dean Malenko d. Scotty Flamingo 69 4. Brian Armstrong swears he will be a winner in WCW, unlike his brother 66 5. Barry Windham challenges Arn Anderson for the NWA belt 75 6. Tom Zenk d. Eric Watts 58 7. Harley Race discusses a plan with Vader, which we don't get to hear 74 8. Ricky Steamboat wins 20 man battle royal, last eliminating Barry Windham 74 4-10 Sat Night 1. Tag title match: Hollywood Blondes d. Kensuke Sasaki & Jushin Thunder Liger 83 2. Ric Flair interviews Arn Anderson 94 3. Cactus Jack d. Tom Zenk 69 4. Tito Santana d. Brian Armstrong by dq. 63 5. Rick Rude talks about getting the United States Championship back to it's rightful owner 92 6. Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas d. Vader & Dr. Death 81

I'm sure the Rock would survive. His blue chipper gimmick wasn't exactly winning the public over.

Diesel was in the 10 man tag match that was cut due to time constraints

Andre faced himself at Wrestlemania?

What if the Shockmaster hadn't tripped? What if Sting hadn't injured his leg at Cotc X? What if Steamboat jobbed the IC title to Butch Reed instead of Honky?

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They're wrestling nude?

3-28 WCW Greed FFA. Bagwell and Scorpio vs Paul Orndorff and Eddie Gilbert. The Match: Vertical suplex by Paul Orndorff. Too Cold Scorpio comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spin kick by Too Cold Scorpio to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Scorpio tags out to Marcus Alexander Bagwell. Bodyslam by Bagwell. Bagwell slams Paul Orndorff down and motions to the crowd. Marcus Alexander Bagwell gets taken down out of nowhere! Big dropkick by Paul Orndorff, who got a ton of air on the move. Tag between Paul Orndorff and Eddie Gilbert. Gilbert scoops and slams Marcus Alexander Bagwell. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Eddie Gilbert with a spinning neckbreaker on Bagwell. Bagwell blocks a kick from Eddie Gilbert. Eddie Gilbert charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Bagwell tags out to Too Cold Scorpio. Back heel kick off the second rope, Gilbert goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Scorpio hits a dropkick on Eddie Gilbert and gets right back up. Too Cold Scorpio has Eddie Gilbert down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Scorpio Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Gilbert \ Orndorff look like they aren't done...and they attack Bagwell and Scorpio! After an exchange of blows, Scorpio and Bagwell are laid out in the ring. My Opinion: All you deserve for this is *. That DOESN'T mean that you're a deputy or a cop or whatever. 1. Lord Steven Regal vs Johnny B. Badd. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Regal vs Badd feud. This match is for the WCW TV title. Lord Steven Regal has been WCW TV champion since 24 January 1993. The Match: Big forearm by Lord Steven Regal makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Badd reverses a Lord Steven Regal hammerlock. Johnny B. Badd connects with a back heel kick on Regal and gets back up quickly. Lord Steven Regal charges, Badd moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Brutal sit out powerbomb on Regal! Cover, but there's no one to count for Johnny B. Badd! Lord Steven Regal pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Regal. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Reverse DDT on Badd. There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Badd! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Badd powers out of a headlock. Full nelson slam on Regal. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Lord Steven Regal is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Regal whips Badd into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Johnny B. Badd floors Regal, then signals for the Kiss That Don't Miss. Meanwhile, Lord Steven Regal has something in his hands. Badd comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Johnny B. Badd manages to grab them. Lord Steven Regal gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Johnny B. Badd used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Johnny B. Badd has been disqualified! The fight has started up again! Lord Steven Regal attacks Badd, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying... 2. Teddy's Team vs Team Dr.Death. Match Background: Teddy's Team consists of Jushin Thunder Liger, Kensuke Sasaki, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, and Tom Zenk. Team Dr.Death consists of Steve Williams, Bobby Eaton, Diamond Dallas Page, Vinnie Vegas, and Eric Watts. This will be a survivor series bout. This is a continuation of the Benoit & Malenko vs The Vegas Connection feud. Zenk and Eaton have been feuding recently. So far, Zenk hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Eaton since the feud started. The Match: First Fall : Watts gets caught with a short powerbomb from Sasaki. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Watts powers out of a headlock. Eric Watts with an enziguri. Kensuke Sasaki can barely stand. Urange!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Second Fall : Malenko just WAFFLES Watts with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Malenko hits a dropkick on Eric Watts and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Watts blocks a punch. Watts face jams Dean Malenko. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Malenko reverses a waistlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Dean Malenko pins Watts. Third Fall : DDP takes a flying neckbreaker from Dean Malenko. Flying reverse elbow by Dean Malenko. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dallas Page fights out of a grapple. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Malenko! Dean Malenko can barely stand. Here it comes - Diamond Cutter. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fourth Fall : Fallaway slam by Vinnie Vegas puts down Tom Zenk. Massive backbreaker on Zenk and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Zenk counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Diamond Dust from Tom Zenk and Vegas is out! Tom Zenk floors Vinnie Vegas...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Superplex! 1....2....3. Fifth Fall : Eaton strikes away at Tom Zenk, not doing much damage at all. Big kick from Eaton staggers Zenk but that's about it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eaton drops an elbow...but Tom Zenk moves out of the way. Power drive elbow by Tom Zenk. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bobby Eaton elbows Tom Zenk in the face to break a hammerlock. Weak bodyslam by Eaton. Cover gets three for Bobby Eaton, Zenk got pinned. Sixth Fall : Spin kick by Jushin Thunder Liger to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. SUPER frankensteiner on Dr.Death, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Dr.Death kicks Jushin Thunder Liger in the gut to reverse the momentum. Dr.Death DDTs Jushin Thunder Liger. Jushin Thunder Liger is in trouble. Here it comes - Doctor Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Seventh Fall : Running clothesline from Bobby Eaton was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Powerslam from Bobby Eaton on Benoit. Covers for a quick two count. Benoit counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Springboard dropkick from Chris Benoit. Nicely done. Chris Benoit has Bobby Eaton down on the canvas. Here it comes...Crippler Crossface! Bobby Eaton taps! Eighth Fall : Fallaway slam by Diamond Dallas Page puts down Chris Benoit. Spear by Diamond Dallas Page. Covers for a quick two count. Benoit backdrops Diamond Dallas Page out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Chris Benoit. Blind lariat by Benoit was downright NASTY! DDP never...saw...it coming! Chris Benoit has Diamond Dallas Page down on the canvas. Crippler Crossface!!! Diamond Dallas Page taps out! Final Fall : THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. T-Bone suplex by Benoit, Dr.Death got folded in half to the point that he was almost able to fellate himself. Mighty impressive, don't you think? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Chris Benoit drills Steve Williams with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver! Dr.Death reverses a Chris Benoit hammerlock. Big kick from Dr.Death staggers Benoit but that's about it. Chris Benoit can barely stand. Here it comes - Doctor Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. 3. Steamboat and Douglas vs The Hollywood Blondes. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Steamboat and Douglas are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Hollywood Blondes are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Steamboat and Douglas and The Hollywood Blondes have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WCW Tag Team titles. The Match: Flying cookie sheet shot by Pillman, blasting Steamboat in the face with it. Steve Austin with a spinning neckbreaker on Douglas. Brian Pillman hits a dropkick off the table. Douglas counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying shoulder tackle by Douglas sends Pillman CRASHING to the mat. Steamboat and Douglas whip Pillman into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Super kick by Ricky Steamboat. Austin gets splashed through a table by Ricky Steamboat. Pillman flips out of a Shane Douglas bodyslam attempt. Powerful Spear by Steve Austin. I'd like to see him spear Goldberg, just for my amusement. SUPER frankensteiner on Douglas, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Shane Douglas sets up Pillman as the partner goes to ringside and gets a steel chair. Ricky Steamboatcomes in and swings, but Brian Pillman ducks and Shane Douglas gets blasted in the face with the chair instead! Brian Pillman has Shane Douglas down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Flying Crossbody, forget about it. 1....2...3! The Hollywood Blondes go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. My Opinion: Absolutely solid match. A few minor things brought it down, so I'm tacking on a **** rating. 4. Ric Flair is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Barry Windham, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but it is obvious that there is tension between the two, and soon a brawl breaks out. They fight all around the set, and eventually all the way backstage. 5. The Great Muta vs Cactus Jack. Match Background: Muta and Cactus Jac have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WCW US title. The Great Muta has been WCW US champion since 24 January 1993. The Match: The Great Muta strikes Cactus Jac. STIFF high kick on Cactus Jac by The Great Muta. Hard back suplex on Cactus Jac. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Implant DDT by The Great Muta! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Cactus Jac pushes out of a The Great Muta hold. Running knee lift from Cactus Jack. Spinebuster by Cactus Jack. There's a two count on the pin. Muta kicks Cactus Jack in the gut to reverse the momentum. Muta crushes Cactus Jac with a sweet running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from The Great Muta, Cactus Jac is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Muta charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Cactus Jac slams The Great Muta. Muta counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying elbow from The Great Muta connects. Cactus Jack is in trouble. Shining Wizard!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The Great Muta climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it. 6. Big Van Vader vs Faarooq. Match Background: This match is for the WCW World title. The Match: BIG clothesline on Faarooq. Massive backbreaker on Faarooq and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hooks the leg for a two count. Faarooq reverses a waistlock. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Faarooq ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Big Van Vader charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Vader. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Faarooq slams Big Van Vader down and motions to the crowd. Big Van Vader is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Spear by Big Van Vader. Covers for a quick two count. Big Van Vader scores with a big spinebuster. Pin, but Faarooq is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Vader. Vader scoops and slams Faarooq. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Faarooq kicks Big Van Vader in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bodyslam by Faarooq. High Angle DDT by Faarooq just SPIKES Big Van Vader down! Harley Race has climbed up onto the apron! Faarooq turns...and falls for the distraction! Big Van Vader runs at Faarooq from behind...but misses! Big Van Vader collides with Harley Race! Faarooq moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Running Powerslam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Faarooq climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: As close to a ***** match as possible...but unfortunately, it was missing something, so I can only give it ****3/4. 7. Arn Anderson vs British Bulldog. Match Background: This match is for the NWA World title. Arn Anderson has been NWA World champion since 24 January 1993. The Match: Bulldog is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Arn Anderson ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on British Bulldog by Anderson. Remember when that was a legit finish? Flying shoulder tackle by Anderson sends Bulldog CRASHING to the mat. British Bulldog powers out of a Arn Anderson headlock. Fallaway slam by British Bulldog puts down Arn Anderson. British Bulldog hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Arn Anderson powers out of a British Bulldog headlock. Bulldog walks into a side slam. Covers for a quick two count. Impaler DDT by Arn Anderson just SPIKES British Bulldog down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bulldog ducks a wild right hand. Bulldog slams Arn Anderson. Arn Anderson is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Running knee lift from Arn Anderson. British Bulldog is in trouble. Spinebuster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Arn Anderson offers a handshake to Bulldog...and he accepts it! My Opinion: They definitely need to hook up again, I don't care what anyone says. ***1\2 8. Sting vs Rick Rude. Match Background: This will be a submission bout. Sting and Rick Rude have been feuding for quite some time now. The Match: Spear by Rick Rude. Sting avoids a Rick Rude avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Sting ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. BIG clothesline on Rick Rude. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Rick Rude by Sting. Remember when that was a legit finish? Rick Rude kicks Sting in the gut to reverse the momentum. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Rick Rude! Death valley driver by Rick Rude! No one executes that move properly anymore. Running knee lift from Rick Rude. Rick Rude walks into a drop toe hold. Sting slams Rick Rude down and motions to the crowd. Sting scores with a standing spinebuster. Sting has Rick Rude down...and locks in the Scorpion Deathlock for the submission victory! Sting extends his hand to Rick Rude...but it is ignored! My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.

3-20 Bought out GWF, cutting most of the talent. Signed Eddie Gilbert and Tito Santana to written contracts. Signed Abdullah the Butcher to open contract. Signed Alex Wright, Billy Kidman, Brian Lee, Chavo Guerrero Jr. , John Hawk, Moadib, Rod Price, and Steven Dane to development deals. Sat Night 1. TV Title match: JT Liger d. Steven Regal by dq. 80 2. Vader and Race complain about Simmon's reappearance 77 3. Cactus Jack d. Dustin Rhodes 85 4. Flair interviews Bobby Eaton, but Ton Zenk attacks 60 5. Masahiro Chono d. Eddie Gilbert 64 6. Arn Anderson & Rick Rude d. Sting & British Bulldog 84 3-21 Power Hour 1. Buff Bagwell & 2 Cold Scorpio d. Eric Watts & Maxx Payne 49 2. Vader calls out the masked man, but he doesn't show 74 3. Barry Windham d. Chris Benoit 77 4. Teddy Long introduces his newest charge, Tito Santana 64 5. Brian Pillman d. Kensuke Sasaki 77 6. Vegas Connection d. Tom Zenk & Brad Armstrong 64 7. Ricky Steamboat warms up for his title match 67 8. WCW Title Match: Vader d. Rick Steamboat with Austin's help. 79 3-27 Sat Night 1. Larry Zybysko, Steve Williams, Bobby Eaton, Eric Watts, & Maxx Payne d. Teddy Long, Kensuke Sasaki, Tom Zenk, Tito Santana, & Brad Armstrong 61 2. Video recap of Muta-Cactus feud 72 3. Johnny B Badd, Jushin Thunder Liger, Chris Benoit, & Dean Malenko d. Lord Steven Regal, Diamond Dallas Page, Vinnie Vegas, & Scotty Flamingo 77 4. Vader signs a contract with the masked "Farooq" for Greed 71 5. Video recap of tag title feud 82 6. Vader, Arn Anderson, Rick Rude, & Cactus Jack d. Sting, British Bulldog, "Farooq", & The Great Muta 83

3-13 Sat Night 1.Dean Malenko d. DDP 68 2. Johnny B Badd & Brad Armstrong d. Steven Regal & Sir William 65 3. Larry Zybysko discusses Dr. Death & Bobby Eaton's chances in the upcoming tag title match 67 4. Steamboat & Douglas d. Williams & Eaton to retain 74 5. Flair interviews Bulldog and Arn Anderson, who end up brawling 84 6. Cactus Jack d. The Great Muta in a non-title match 86 3-14 Power Hour 1. Tom Zenk d. Scotty Flamingo. Meanwhile, Eaton comes out to flirt with Hyatt 63 2. Dustin Rhodes d. Vinnie Vegas 76 3. Sting discusses his match with Eric Watts 88 4. Sting d. Eric Watts 68 5. Marcus Bagwell convinces 2 Cold Scorpio to form a tag team with him 72 6. Jushin Liger & Kensuke Sasaki d. Paul Orndorff & Tony Atlas 70 7. Chris Benoit chats with the chick that played Natalie on The Facts of Life 72 8. Vader d. Chris Benoit. Afterwards, Ron Simmons came out wearing his doom mask. 82

3-6 Sat Night 1. Larry Zybysko says that if he has to come out of retirement to take care of Davey Boy, he will 68 2. Eaton & Watts d. Liger & Sasaki 64 3. Ric Flair interviews Cactus Jack 82 4. Bulldog d. Zybysko 72 5. Sting wishes Simmons luck in his big match tonight 75 6. Vader d. Simmons to retain the WCW title and end Ron's career 92 3-7 Power Hour 1. Great Muta d. Steve Austin by dq. to retain the US title 87 2. Vader and Harley Race reminisce about Simmon's career 71 3. Scorpio d. Scotty Flamingo 65 4. Windham d. Bagwell 65 5. Badd/Benoit/Malenko d. Regal/DDP/Vegas 77 6. Rick Rude hypes his match with Dustin Rhodes 90 7. Rude d. Rhodes 85